How lovely: we have received an (indirect!) warblogging challenge from none other than America’s greatest warlord, George Washington. He was so furious about how you people treated him in the comments of that Mount Vernon Statement post that he actually went into the comments, picked fights — and again we’re talking about the first United States President, George Washington, here — posted about the tiffs on his blog (“Is that just TOO MUCH FUN, ribbing these looney Libs?”), and e-mailed your Wonkette’s tips box. Every commenter must apologize to the National Father, here. MUSH, MUSH! [George Washington's blogspot]
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He can bite me with his wooden teeth.
I knew George Washington. He was a friend of mine. And YOU, sir, are no George Washington.
I’m assuming he dressed up as Queen Victoria before sending out his “we are not amused” screed. These loons want to be anybody but themselves. Can’t say I blame them for that.
Wait, do you have to be an officer in the British Army first in order to be a leader in the Tea Party? Yes, Sir, General, and you betcha!
My comments won’t make it past the teabag filter.
I am so confused.
Comments are moderated, folks. Let’s see if they have the trucknutz to post our witticisms.
in 2003 wrote a “Revolutionary” Christmas play telling of the true first Statue of Liberty of a black boy soldier – who gave his life for your Liberty
I’m guessing those were some intense casting sessions…do we have the Craig’s List notices googlecached?
SEEKING BLACK BOY SOLDIER
Must be young, well muscled, sleek and comely for role featuring very prominent stage placement. Adherence to strict constructionist principles a plus. I have poppers.
Does he have a blimp? I only war blog now days if they have a blimp.
I am told my comment is waiting approval. The edge to my anticipation is keen.
Lib ribbing loonacy .. from the founding fathers of bad impersonationship.
Even though comments are moderated, I’m sure we’ll have a chance to take him on when he joins in this thread. On March 11, well after this post is buried and forgotten.
The tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with siemans.
I would war with Aborshington, but my atheist Winston Churchill costume is at the drycleaners.
George was certainly a teabagger. First in war, first in peace, and first with his nuts in the face of his countrymen.
What?
Curious minds need to know if GW wears girl panties with his man stockings.
[re=521870]Mr Blifil[/re]: Is this guy aware of the racist implications of the phrase “black BOY soldier”? Oh wait, of course he is; teabaggers’ racism is always intentional, but usually in a way they can claim it isn’t.
Well, the war blogging has begun. Let’s see if he approves anything that has been posted.
And, is this the first time a “Wonkette” tag was placed next to a “Reagan” tag?
You were nicer when you were a Federalist. Sheesh.
Is this sort of like how they pick the next Dali Lama?
Did the spirit of GW invade this man as a child?
Who goes around trying to find the reincarnated spirit of George Washington?
Thirty dicks or GTFO.
I tried to respond there. Stupid moderated fora.
Well, since I’m waiting to see my comment appear, I thought I would at least share it here in a free forum. It went something like this:
George Washington did not fight for our freedom to have trucknutz. Instead, he fought for a collective, pledging to pool their common resources in order to achieve a common goal.
I used to like George Washington, but ever since Glen Beck explained this to me, I have no use for this obvious commie.
George Washington had hoes wriggling around in bee excrement?!
What a stinky little stinger!
Oh man this one just about says it all…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ks_tt9V28gg/S4lv_B-6LbI/AAAAAAAAC5s/yP5V2kvPY9o/S226/Picture+9.png
Looks like someone is desperate for hits..And by someone I mean YOU, GW.
[re=521889]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: At least you made a good sound point. All I could come up with was ‘tiny this,’ and ‘tiny that.’
Was the real George Washington a narcissistic clolyingly religious sissy who couldn’t write in complete sentences? If so, that dude’s doing a brilliant impersonation.
[re=521870]Mr Blifil[/re]: It eerily presages the subtext for Teabagger Obamacare hysteria: “What’re you doing with our liberty, boy?
I saw George Washington, but he was holding a billboard advertising the local Hyundai dealership’s new used car lot during Presidents’ Day weekend.
[re=521868]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: George Washington’s trucknutz were whittled from hippopotamus ivory — and yet they are apparently not big enough to withstand a WARBLOGGING of his own making.
Just what I always wanted. My own little funny ‘bagger!
I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeeeeze him!
[re=521892]Mr Blifil[/re]: Why is Washington at a Woodstock party? Wouldn’t he be scared by modern amplified music? You need a Reagan impersonator there. And not for the hugging, for kicking hippies. Which is easy, as they’re either high or fucking, and thus not very good at standing.
Is it me, or is the title of that post not written in any sort of English sentence? And all it is is screen caps of Wonkette comments? No other thoughts? And whiskey tango foxtrot?
And what is up with the grammar of this sentence?
J R “States” Manship said…
Is that just TOO MUCH FUN, ribbing these looney Libs?
[re=521887]Cicada[/re]: Hell Yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48
Today we are all lame George Washington impersonators/homeless people…
I dunno, all, if you have any idea whom you’re dealing with. It’s George Godfuckingdamn Washington, yo.
[re=521907]Come here a minute[/re]: that imagery is mindboggling
Of course, you know, this means war.
[re=521922]CapnFatback[/re]: wow, that is awesome!
Boo for moderated comments! Yay for double entendre CAPTCHAS – Mine was retsperm
Today we are all… me?
[re=521932]Alex_P[/re]: Now don’t go lordin’ it over us.
[re=521913]tootsieroll[/re]: There can never be too much ribbing on the Manship.
[re=521932]Alex_P[/re]: I was thinking we were all nine-year old girls being molested by George Washington impersonators…but that’s just me.
This will not stand.
[re=521914]Gopherit[/re]: [re=521922]CapnFatback[/re]: Right! As if this sad blogger could even measure up to the real Washington. He probably only has two on the vine, if that.
[re=521938]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Oh, I plan to lord “it” over you indeed! By “it” I mean, aherm, manship, of course.
[re=521940]doxastic[/re]: a manship is something very gay, isn’t it? And how long before said manship is covered in siemens all over its poopdeck?
[re=521947]Cicada[/re]: We could probably just [re=521892]ask that kid[/re] to be sure.
[re=521941]Mr Blifil[/re]: Yeah…the last time I checked, the real GW was no pedobear…
[re=521892]Mr Blifil[/re]:
Georgy Porgy, puddin and pie
Kissed the
girlsand made them cryWhen the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away
Now I know it’s Thomas Paine pretending to be George Washington. Not only did the library picture look like Paine but the George Washington bloger is just as cranky as Paine. But Paine use to write better.
A blog post bragging about writing some incoherent comments on another blog, one that people actually read? A sad day on the internet. That is to say, much like any other day.
[re=521946]Jim Newell[/re]: jim, I agree. this aggression will not stand, man. i much prefer the original mount vernon statement over this compromised second draft.
[re=521932]Alex_P[/re]: Ultimate WIN! All comments should be closed from now on.
[re=521899]freakishlystrong[/re]: Attention whore needs attention.
You can’t warblog pussies:
“Your comment will be visible after approval.”
[re=521993]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Thanks to Alex_P. We will never be the Leaders of the Tea Party.
[re=521855]sfstewart[/re]: For lack of health care insurance, I am right now wearing dead George Washington’s wooden dentures. Splinters!
I think most of the baggers signed the Mt Vernon document in the hopes that they could own slaves again.
[re=522005]El Pinche[/re]: Seriously. I am putting them on every mailing list I can find. He looks like he wants to get email from furries.
I’m reading this “George Washington” stuff, and I can’t help but think that if the REAL George Washington showed up right now, I’d run away screaming! ZOMBIE GEORGE WASHINGTON! AAAAAAAAUGGHHHH!
Screw this “what would he say about Obamacare” or whatever. I don’t take advice from zombies, whether or not they were once president.
I didn’t know the Father of our Country was such a big pussy…all I want to do is vajazzle the comments a bit.
[re=521932]Alex_P[/re]: Today you are my lord and master.
[re=521892]Mr Blifil[/re]: RE: George Washington Hugging A Child.
No record of this event can be found in our database. To our knowledge, GW was not inclined towards hugging autistic, hippie children. Washington was a manly man and his manship should not be stained with such frivolous modern interpretations.
[re=521922]CapnFatback[/re]: If we ask nicely, maybe we can finally find out why he killed his sen sei.
The most adorable thing is how he thinks he’s Winning, rather than simply Crazy.
If the real George Washington had been similarly obsessed with vaginas (and the stuff that goes into/comes out thereof), the revolution probably would have ended differently.
Note his post tags: “George Washington, James Renwick Manship, Lew Uhler, Reagan, Wonkette”
Clearly a vanity post by James Renwick Manship is also about the concept of “James Renwick Manship”.
The post is clearly about the topic of “George Washington” impersonation.
The post definitely mentions Wonkette.
“Lew Uhler” was, we think, the other dude in that picture, so we’ll give him that one.
But “Reagan”? Where is the Reagan in that post?
I… I think I might be Reagan, you guys.
I mean, if I was, I wouldn’t know it, right? Someone would tell me I was Reagan and then I would just forget again.
So, today we are all me, who is also Ronald Reagan.
[re=522005]El Pinche[/re]: There is still hope! See my We Are All Ronald Reagan Conjecture above.
Wait, wait, so Wonket made fun of a teabagger, and the fact that he was getting made fun of went completely over his head, he gizzed his shorts over all the attention and is now bragging about it, while Wonkett continues making fun of him? Well color ME surprised!
Seems everything is a joke to you, Wonkett- even obvious jokes!
[re=521932]Alex_P[/re]: Ronnie?
[re=522029]Alex_P[/re]: NO, I AM RONALD REAGANICUS
Self-parody, anyone??>/a> If you don’t make it all the way to the end, you’ll miss out on the musical stylings of our Mr. Manship.
[re=522029]Alex_P[/re]: If you were Ronald Reagan, you wouldn’t recall.
[re=522029]Alex_P[/re]: I am Ronaldicus.
[re=522029]Alex_P[/re]: If we’re all Ronald Ray-gun, this one’s for us…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHg7zxbCUF0
Bought a mattress from george over presidents day weekend. gave me a great deal, nice guy!
“GW – Birth of the Republic Day, 23 December
World Changing Resignation to Congress in Annapolis”
Ah, nice. We weren’t actually a republic until George abdicated his God-given right to be king. Did the Continental Congress know that back on 7/4?
Fucker’s spending his time masturbating over the wrong George.
[re=522029]Alex_P[/re]: I always thought Rondaldus Maximus looked a little two-faced.
GW has the courage to show only a single comment, his own pithy little self-congratulating wee. What a retard.
[re=522101]Flanders[/re]: Must be busy washing his cape, or something. He hasn’t had time to go over them all.
It is good to finally be able to put an ill-fitting wig on a name.
[re=522101]Flanders[/re]: What’s worse is that he only has one follower: himself.
Are you kidding me? If you want a George Washington impersonator, spring Bernie Madoff from the clink and you will have the closest match possible!
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J R “States” Manship said…
The Devolutionist said…
Something tells me JR has done much kneeling in his time.
March 1, 2010 2:40 PM
Indeed, like George Washington knelt in Prayer, so does JR. Try it, you may find it humbles you and empowers your thinking!
Greetings from GW…
As Potater or Devolutionist posts above…
like George Washington knelt in Prayer, so does JR. Try it, you may find it humbles you and empowers your thinking!
Thanks for entertainment, though often insulting. What was the children’s line? Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Thanks for taking time to read, and I pray learn a bit of Positive insight from the blog.
Jim Newell, and other fellow, why do you like the “original” Mount Vernon Statement, but not the “revision” Mount Vernon Statement of Statesmanship?
How about the part of Rule of Law vs. Rules of Law, (Who hath the gold makes the rules) and the injustice for poor black Americans that reality causes, that THIS Caped Crusader “George Washington” has worked for years to overcome? It takes a “WingNut Conservative” to care enough to DO something…
How about the Democrat prosecutor related to a former Democrat U.S. Senator who I have Police notes show was skimming money from drug dealers, and coerced an innocent man (Jeff Washington) into an Alford Plea to preserve his life – 15 years now in jail?
How about the judge who compared Washington to Adolf Hitler who I testified against and torpedoed his chances for promotion to the Court of Appeals?
How about this wingnut filing charges in federal court that forced four county judges to sign an Order of Disqualification?
How about the Demoncrat Arlington judge James Almond who steals a baby to give to a Eco-Green Al Gore Democrat Politically Correct (Corrupt) couple?
And how about the Cornell U. website where the “foster mother” brags about doing a witchcraft ritual in the same yard as the stolen child plays?
Yeah, Lucy, life is funny in Demoncrat land, isn’t it?
[re=522463]GW[/re]: fuckin retard
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