INVESTIMAGATIVE JOURNAMALISM  6:52 pm February 27, 2010

CNN’s Rick Sanchez Is First Cartographer To Accurately Locate Hawaii

by Jim Newell

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Chernobyl Soup February 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm

That was the lamest ass tsunami in the history of big bad waves. Tell the producer to call the screenwriters back for a rewrite or gtfo.

BarackMyWorld February 27, 2010 at 7:04 pm

I’m going to preemptively state that you can’t blame this on the current state of American education, since these fuckers probably graduated from high school 20+ years ago.

joezoo February 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm

The hologram of Obi Wan Cantore could have helped in this instance.

ManchuCandidate February 27, 2010 at 7:11 pm

Don’t know squat about history
Don’t know any biology
Never read any science books
Pretend to know much about the Spanish I took

But I do know where Hawaii is
And I know that if you know where too
What a wonderful world this would be

Don’t really care about geography
Can’t do any trigonometry
Never much wtih algebra
Don’t know what a map is for

But I do know that one and one is six
And if this one knew how to read a map
What a wonderful world this would be

But I was a grade inflated “A” student
But it’s so bad now I think I am
So maybe by reading a map, baby
I can be on the TV

Don’t know squat about history
Don’t know any biology
Never read any science books
Pretend to know much about the Spanish I took

But I do know that one and one is six
And if this one knew how to read a map
What a wonderful world this would be

bjkeefe February 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Oh, it gets worse. Did you know Obamacare is going to cost $900 TRILLION over the next ten years?

It must be true, because NBC even had a fancy graphic saying so.

Texan Bulldoggette February 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Gawd, you can tell the cable channels were thinking/hoping for massive tsunami devastation. Now they have to fill the rest of the night dissecting ‘we dodged a bullet’.

plowman February 27, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Is FOX producing CNN these days?

Chernobyl Soup February 27, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Anybody notice how Obama threw his grandmother into the path of the wave?

samsuncle February 27, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Global climate change may be a hoax but plate tectonics is for real. The Hawiian Islands have moved a couple of thousand miles to the SE in the last few days. Suck on that Fox Nuze.

thesheriffisnear February 27, 2010 at 7:29 pm

We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash* with a gleam in her eye
It’s interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/blond_women_of_fox.jpg

* Tsunami is not alliteratively feasible

steverino247 February 27, 2010 at 7:34 pm

[re=521402]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Yeah, but not one of them is a “natural blond.” The dark eyebrows are dead giveaways there.

Serolf Divad February 27, 2010 at 7:42 pm

I’m confused: does this mean Obama was really born on the Galapagos?

Jim Newell February 27, 2010 at 7:47 pm

[re=521408]Serolf Divad[/re]: He was pointing to the island of Kenya, clearly.

thesheriffisnear February 27, 2010 at 7:48 pm

[re=521405]steverino247[/re]: Righty-o Steve. I’ll bet none of them would pass Himmler’s Aryan ancestry test even though, ironically, their views are probably decidely Nazi-like.

AbeServer February 27, 2010 at 7:54 pm

There was have been a Tsunami…but Rick Sanchez sucks so much that the water back up all the way to Atlanta.

AbeServer February 27, 2010 at 7:54 pm

[re=521413]AbeServer[/re]: Make that…would have been a Tsunami

Scooter February 27, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Hey, earlier Ricky the Explorer declared that Haiti was part of the Pacific’s “Ring of Fire”. I guess Cubano kids in Florida don’t get to go to fancy skools like the rest of us.

hotdog February 27, 2010 at 8:05 pm

[re=521408]Serolf Divad[/re]: No, but it means Darwin was in Hawaii when he claimed to have been in the Galapagos. This calls the whole theory of evolution into question.

Hooray For Anything February 27, 2010 at 8:23 pm

[re=521392]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: Yeah, we had a tsunami warning all up and down the California coast and I did not hear even one tsunami alert. I had escape routes and and canned goods all ready to go too.

plowman February 27, 2010 at 8:33 pm

This whole tsunami thing kinda sucks when compared to the hurricanes we get down here, we see ‘em coming on TWC for days so there’s plenty of time to buy beer, cigs, tampons, ammo, etc., tie down the trailer and so forth.

Extemporanus February 27, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Ya pau, CNN? Really, brah?!

Eh, lolo? Next time, try let da Chilean “Mahu-nami” wriggle around in a sea of excrement a little longer before promising haole geev’um video of hella moke hijo-on-Hilo “Dirty Sanchez”.

Escape Goat Nation February 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Ok, so where is Hawaii on an English globe?

Country Club Jihadi February 27, 2010 at 8:51 pm

Sanchez is the Amir of Douchebagistan.

Aurelio February 27, 2010 at 8:52 pm

[re=521396]bjkeefe[/re]:$900 TRILLION How much is that? And don’t tell me a quadrillion, because I don’t know how much that is, either.

weejee February 27, 2010 at 8:53 pm

[re=521408]Serolf Divad[/re]: If that be the case, the Prez ain’t no muslin, but a turtle or one of those seventytwoteen finches.

Aurelio February 27, 2010 at 8:55 pm

[re=521416]Scooter[/re]: “Ring of Fire.” That was the name of a Johnny Cash song. I always thought it had something to do with anal sex.

Aurelio February 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm

[re=521422]Extemporanus[/re]: Dat one beeg Tsunami foah push Hawaii nei so fah. A leetle faddah an’ we get some ono casino gambling in Chile.

bjkeefe February 27, 2010 at 9:01 pm

[re=521426]Aurelio[/re]: One thousand times what the actual figure is. Would you like to buy a penny? Cost you ten bucks at the NBC store.

– or –

About how much Halliburton made between 2003 and 2008.

Hunger Tallest Palin February 27, 2010 at 9:05 pm

LOOK HOW FAR AWAY AND EXOTIC IT IS!

Aurelio February 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Maybe Rick Sanchez went to one of those illegal alien schools for people with names like Sanchez. But what is the bottle blonde’s excuse?

Aurelio February 27, 2010 at 9:12 pm

[re=521430]bjkeefe[/re]:
About how much Halliburton made between 2003 and 2008.
Okay, now that makes it comprehensible.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 27, 2010 at 9:19 pm

In defense of Mr. Sanchez, like most cable news hosts, he did have the useful parts of his mind fried. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-8-2005/moment-of-zen—sanchez-taser

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Can we all at least agree that this means we must invade Hawaii before it can use it’s ability to jump thousands of miles as a weapon of mass destruction? We cannot let Dick Cheney’s fifth heart attack to be in vain.

sati demise February 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm

[re=521398]plowman[/re]: Yes, how observant of you.

I could tell by the way they cut to a commercial every time Obama or the Democrats spoke at the heath reform meeting.
Anyone who watched CNN must have thought it was a Republican wet T-shirt contest.

imissopus February 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm

So Hawaii now has one of those Lost donkey-wheel thingies Ben used to move the island? Except Lost is shot in Hawaii…ZOMG HAWAII IS THE ISLAND ITS ALL REAL!!1!

plowman February 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm

[re=521437]sati demise[/re]: And then we all watch Jim Cantore dodge palm fronds, road signs and roofing until the power goes out…

artpepper February 27, 2010 at 9:43 pm

[re=521401]samsuncle[/re]: plate tectonics is for real

I wouldn’t be so sure.

Chu: No, there are continental plates that have been drifting around throughout the geological ages.

Barton: So it just drifted up there.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/blog/2009/apr/23/oil-joe-barton

NYNYNY February 27, 2010 at 10:04 pm

Maybe we should rename them ‘The Sancheznic Islands’ in his honor. Or the Rickestani Archipelago. Or Puerto Ricko.

Jumping Jim February 27, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Maybe someone should give him a Nice Hawaiian Punch!

edgydrifter February 27, 2010 at 10:20 pm

Idiot, those are the Falklands.

Crank Tango February 27, 2010 at 10:56 pm

You know who also attacked Hawaii…

GinnyRED57 February 27, 2010 at 11:04 pm

Wait, does this mean I get more or less frequent flier miles when I fly home to the Mainland tonight? DAMN SANCHEZ!

CanadianBacon February 27, 2010 at 11:17 pm

I wonder if England and Argentina realize they went to war over Hawaii? Boy are they going to feel stupid.

Poo Flinger 69 February 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm

I wonder if he can locate the USA on a map too

Sparky McGruff February 27, 2010 at 11:42 pm

[re=521435]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Thanks. I can never get enough of watching Ricky Sanchez get tasered. Some days, I just kick my feet up on the desk, crack open a cold one, and put that video on a never-ending loop. Zzzzzap! AAAURGHHHH! Zzzzzap! AAAURGHHHH! Zzzzzap! AAAURGHHHH!

Barrelhse February 27, 2010 at 11:47 pm

[re=521420]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Were the escape routes and canned goods in separate bags (I hope!)?

Words February 27, 2010 at 11:59 pm

[re=521453]CanadianBacon[/re]: Didn’t Reagan give our boys some medals over that war? Maybe that’s when the Alzheimer’s started….

twoeightnine February 28, 2010 at 12:43 am

Umm, excuse me but that is South Hawaii.

donner_froh February 28, 2010 at 1:54 am

[re=521454]Poo Flinger 69[/re]: He is right up there with Caitlin Upton, the Miss Tenn South Carolina who talked about finding USA America on a map.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 28, 2010 at 4:20 am

[re=521455]Sparky McGruff[/re]: It is my hope that the day Mr. Sanchez dies, CNN plays that loop over and over for 24 hours.

O_o February 28, 2010 at 4:20 am

I imagine that each and every single one of those bleach-blonde bimbos at Fox must hate each other’s guts.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 28, 2010 at 4:25 am

[re=521408]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yep, Turtlebama.

[re=521395]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Thanks– went into a self-propelled Cooke-a-thon.

alzronnie February 28, 2010 at 5:11 am

Has anyone ever actually SEEN Hawaii’s birth certificate?

chowkster February 28, 2010 at 5:31 am

I don’t think they actually see the picture they are pointing at.

The Lucky Wife February 28, 2010 at 6:26 am

[re=521473]alzronnie[/re]: Glad you asked that! Until we do, how do we know it’s Murican or Kenyan?

Sparky McGruff February 28, 2010 at 8:30 am

[re=521469]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: You know, for the sake of ratings, they could add to his repetoire. Perhaps they should consider assigning him stories that would involve him getting stung by swarms of bees, swimming with electric eels, being chased by packs of dogs, etc. Is it too much to ask?

wheelie February 28, 2010 at 8:41 am

[re=521474]chowkster[/re]: Right. They are hallucinating it.

drpangloss February 28, 2010 at 9:05 am

Those are not the falkland islands either. Those are in the Atlantic ocean. The Galapegos are off the coast of Peru in the Pacific.

Mr Blifil February 28, 2010 at 9:52 am

What’s Hawaii in english?

Nerdalicious February 28, 2010 at 11:51 am

Saturday on Cnn was the most Felliniesque craziness I’ve ever seen. Every other news station had their cameras trained on the Hawaiian coast & Sanchez & that blonde were running around the studio pointing at a globe yelling things. It was so bad Cnn finally cut to live local Hawaiian stations. Lou Dobbs sez Sanchez is an illegal immigrant from crazyland.

wheelie February 28, 2010 at 11:51 am

[re=521480]drpangloss[/re]: You don’t fool me. I know Japan when I see it!

Flanders February 28, 2010 at 11:52 am

What until the wingnuts figure out that the official language of Chile is Mexican.

SayItWithWookies February 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=521451]Crank Tango[/re]: Captain Cook?

dijetlo February 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm

[re=521487]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
I think he meant Tojo
Who was a close, personal friend of Il Duce and that Austrian painter with the funny mustache..

Simba B February 28, 2010 at 12:39 pm

A friend of mine pointed me to this link inre: Rick Sanchez with the comment “That may be the only time I’ve ever agreed with Fox News”

RoscoePColtraine February 28, 2010 at 12:56 pm

Hawaii is now in the Eastern Time zone. Perhaps it was moved there by Obama to match Washington?

Crank Tango February 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm

[re=521487]SayItWithWookies[/re]: well at least the locals ended up killing him and eating his organs. Kids!

gurukalehuru February 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm

He was either pointing to the Galapagos or Jurassic Park. Turtles or Dinosaurs.

SayItWithWookies February 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm

[re=521489]dijetlo[/re]: Nonsense — he meant mongooses, who bombed Pearl Harbor 70 years before the Japanese.

[re=521492]Crank Tango[/re]: A sad result of missionaries bringing the practice of deiophagy to the unlettered primitives. Rule 1: If you’re going to descend on ignorant peoples who might treat you as a god, don’t explain transubstantiation to them until you get them to put down the steak knives.

smitallica February 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm

I was hoping for a huge tsunami in Hawaii, followed closely by Pat Robertson explaining how it was God’s wrath for that state losing the Pro Bowl.

Red Zeppelin February 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Everyone knows that Hawaii is in a box with Alaska right off the coast of Southern California. Geez!

artpepper February 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Hawai`i is trying to sneak over the Messican border into the mainland!

Hooray For Anything February 28, 2010 at 2:05 pm

[re=521470]O_o[/re]: Mmm…..Fox New Beach Blonde bimbo cat fight….

[re=521482]Nerdalicious[/re]: Other than Rick hyperventilating (he snapped at the 18 year old Geologist they brought on to tell people what a tsunami was), CNN was pretty good. MSNBC just showed the same footage over and over and over again and used some sort of computer rendering of what a tsunami was like that depicted a huge a wave crashing over entire luxury resort. Not overdramatic at all.

Cassawary February 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm

I loved watching her struggle to not slug him as he did went all retard.

Cassawary February 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm

edit FAIL

Mad Brahms February 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=521426]Aurelio[/re]: Didn’t you mean to say “900 trillion, what is that in ENGLISH?”

[re=521401]samsuncle[/re]: Clearly you have never seen the John Agar classic “The Mole People”, based on real events.

Darkness February 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm

The news media can’t fucking die soon enough.

[re=521426]Aurelio[/re]: If jesus walked around the planet 17,000 times a year from when he was born to this year, a quadrillion is how many ants he would have trodden upon.

[re=521481]Mr Blifil[/re]: Hawai’i (you need the glottal stop.)

Mad Brahms February 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm

[re=521453]CanadianBacon[/re]: They… didn’t, because that’s the Galapagos, not the Falklands.

See what the media has done to us? Confused us all! Even poor hapless *Canadians*!

user-of-owls February 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Wish they hadn’t cut out what followed:

Blondie: “No Rick, that’s the Galapagos. No, not the Galapagos who owned the tienda down the street. Try again. Um, sorry Rick, those are the Falklands. No, that’s not the same thing as the geologist guy said, that was ‘faultlines.’ One more chance. [slaps head] Oh for Christ’s sake, that’s the smudge mark on the screen that you left when you tried to find Haiti on the map. God, I need a drink…”

El Pinche February 28, 2010 at 4:29 pm

[re=521505]Darkness[/re]: On Bill Maher the other day, a guest media pundit kept complimenting the republicans for having a more effective message on HRC. Of course, Maher nor anyone else on the panel thanked her and media for perpetuating their horseshit.
Yeah, the MSM needs to hurry up and die. I can get all things news on Palin by going to her facebook/twatter myself.

Cascadienne February 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Obama is from Hawaii, a foreign island nation off the coast of South America. Hugo Chavez, an America-hating socialist, is also from South America. Wake up sheeplez!

Bearbloke February 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Good Morning Wonkett!

The Int’l newzfeeds tell me that the USA of Merika and Soviet Canuckistan hockey teams are right now at a tie score and going into overtime for the gold medal – perhaps this is the event that provokes the long-overdue US-Canada War…. but of course CNN will have a hard time finding the combatants on a map…

Simba B February 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm

YouTube commenter joeshlatbonk wins the Internet with the Anchorman quote.

Chernobyl Soup February 28, 2010 at 6:02 pm

[re=521512]Bearbloke[/re]: sneaky Canadians might be happy with their little stick game but we’ve got NORAD and all its toys on standby for revenge.

Chernobyl Soup February 28, 2010 at 6:07 pm

[re=521514]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: On a serious note: To all the many Canadians around here congratulations on a well deserved hockey gold. I speak for all US Mericans when I say, however, Tabernac!

ForTheTurnstiles February 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm

[re=521514]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: 54 40′ or FIGHT you gimpy limey bonghit motherfuckers!

ForTheTurnstiles February 28, 2010 at 6:13 pm

[re=521512]Bearbloke[/re]: For the rematch, I propose the following stakes: Winner gets British Columbia (renamed North Cascadia, or “weedistan” for short); loser gets Texas. All of it.

southern mark smith February 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Will CNN ever create a webpage called “Yeah, we know we did some stupid shit yesterday. Here’s what we meant to say…”? Too much to ask?

btw, 3 ex-Chicago Blackhawks beat the US America team in teh hockey. Is all politics local?

Jim89048 February 28, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Congratulations to Canada City for their epic win. Now that the game is over, the real fun begins–getting the players to their real homes, on either side of the border, to continue their NHL careers.

I remember a time when except for the USSR, pretty much all the athletes were amateurs.

Bearbloke February 28, 2010 at 6:30 pm

[re=521516]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: [re=521517]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]:
Reichwongers claim the US loss is that commiefashistmuslinbastard n0bama’s fault in 3…2…1…

DemmeFatale February 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Congratulations, Canada. (It means SO much more to you than it does to us.)

Bearbloke February 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm

[re=521519]Jim89048[/re]: [re=521516]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: AH HAH!!!1!! I knew it- those ghey socialist monarchist canuckistani TERRRRISTS are gonna sneak into the US of Merika, and infiltrate the wholesome all-AMERICAN NHL to spread their commie LIBRAL LIES about that commie FASHIST abortionist deathpanel ‘soshalist medicine’ and legal mandatory gay-marriage and funny-coloured munnys and NO GUNS SO THE PINKO FAG GUVERMINT CAN TAKE YUR GUNS AND BURN YOU BIBLES AN MAKE YOU WORSHIP A QUEEN INSTED OF JEESUS AND THEY WANNA TAINT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS – WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!111!!!!!!

Chernobyl Soup February 28, 2010 at 6:51 pm

I’ve always thought of Canada as a large game preserve located conveniently close to the US*; that, and a nation full of stoned stoners. In light of that they get some attaboys on an impressive Olympics.

*not an original observation but, being American I’m too lazy to look it up.

ForTheTurnstiles February 28, 2010 at 7:35 pm

[re=521522]Bearbloke[/re]: I think you have the patois down now. What I’d like to know is how many Aboriginals I have to kill with my own hands to earn a cool southern hemisphere wingnut nickname like “iron bar.” That sort of speaks for itself… (FWIW, “Wilson Tuckey” sounds kind of Piedmont, don’t it?)

mollymcguire February 28, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Here on Saipan, we were given the notice to evacuate. We’re still waiting for the wave.

By the way, what are the chances that Dirty Sanchez could find the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands?

What Fresh Hell is This? February 28, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Watching the television makes my head hurt. Olbermann and Maddow have said what they have to say. I can no longer tell the difference between Wolfie and Larry. The Headline News readers are pathetic. The missing/dead little white girl shows are a horror.

Thank God for Scandinavian ladies curling teams, the only worthwhile reason to own a television.

WadISay February 28, 2010 at 9:02 pm

Still this is better than Fox. Fox would have labelled the Galopogos (R) Republican.

bago February 28, 2010 at 9:04 pm

[re=521527]mollymcguire[/re]: That’s deep.

Extemporanus February 28, 2010 at 9:27 pm

[re=521530]bago[/re]: [re=521527]mollymcguire[/re]: That’s more than deep, that’s trenchant.

El Pinche February 28, 2010 at 10:17 pm

So Canada won, ey??

NOBAMACare Socialism 1 , Amurka 0

Crank Tango February 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm

[re=521530]bago[/re]: [re=521532]Extemporanus[/re]: low blow.

southern mark smith February 28, 2010 at 10:46 pm

[re=521527]mollymcguire[/re]: We’re still waiting for the wave

The wave of mutilation?

Darkness February 28, 2010 at 11:28 pm

[re=521520]Bearbloke[/re]: Really? I hope Crosby, back in his home state of Pittsburgh Penguinland is serenaded for an entire game of U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

Wait a second here… Canada won gold in 2002, but only previously won in 1952??? what kind of sissy assed powerhouse is that shit?

Darkness February 28, 2010 at 11:30 pm

Shoot, what I wanted to say first was:

Okay, the series is now 1 and 1. When’s the next game?

Sparky McGruff February 28, 2010 at 11:59 pm

The canadians brought out the inflatable beavers. How can we possibly fight against inflatable beavers?

Mr Blifil March 1, 2010 at 12:50 am

Does this mean that instead of coming to the White House, the U.S. Olympic Hockey Team will have to settle for dropping by Scott Brown’s Senate office in the hopes that he won’t be out in his truck?

FlipOffResearch March 1, 2010 at 1:02 am

God, I thought it was the goofy head island, not the devils own evolution islands.

Jukesgrrl March 1, 2010 at 1:04 am

[re=521541]Sparky McGruff[/re]: I’m wondering how many rock bands are going to be re-named Inflatable Beavers tomorrow morning. Where are Wayne and Garth when you need them?

El Pinche March 1, 2010 at 1:33 am

[re=521541]Sparky McGruff[/re]: For a sec, I thought an inflatable beaver was the old v1 Fleshlight model.

Lascauxcaveman March 1, 2010 at 2:55 am

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS! CANADA WON THE HOCKEYS!!!9!!!11

THIS MEANS WE HAVE TO HAVE THE COMMONIST SOCIALIST SECRIT MUSLIN NAZI HEALTHCARES NOW, JUST LIKE THEM!!! OUR GUNS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROME US…OUR WIVES WILL VOTE. HOMOSEXALS WILL ADOPT WHITE CHILDREN AND KISS IN PUBLIC. IT’S ALL SOCIALISMS NOW!!!!!9!!!!11!!!!

I’m going to move to Edmonton, as previously threatened.

(No, wait. Addis Ababa.)

Lascauxcaveman March 1, 2010 at 3:15 am

[re=521522]Bearbloke[/re]: Ugh. In the future. Maybe I’ll read the thread to see if somebody already made my joke.

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 1, 2010 at 3:45 am

[re=521549]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: The Canadians also won curling. Can you say honestly that you actually care? Let them be happy for a few days before they have to go back to clubbing seals and making maple syrup for a living.

DC Hates Me March 1, 2010 at 5:19 am

It’s funny the way Rick Sanchez just plows through his mistakes .. like he’s fleeing the scene of a drunken accident.

Birdcrash March 1, 2010 at 7:13 am

[re=521532]Extemporanus[/re]: heh.

Sparky McGruff March 1, 2010 at 8:02 am

[re=521553]DC Hates Me[/re]: He doesn’t “flee the scene” so much… He just casually continues on, like Dick Cheney after shooting someone in the face.

plowman March 1, 2010 at 8:07 am

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Sussemilch March 1, 2010 at 11:08 am

[re=521402]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Are those 9 different people? They all look the same to me.

momus March 1, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Definite FOX PAW, there. Here’s another. I realize that the weekend cable anchors are not part of the A Team, but several seemed to think that the “Hawaiian Islands” were a foreign land as in “The Hawaiian Islands have a large American population,” and “The Hawaiian Islands are an important US military base.”

Is this fair and balanced or what?

Accordion-o-rama March 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm

[re=521428]Aurelio[/re]: Your interpretation allows me to see Cash’s “I’ve been everywhere, man” in a new light.

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