Here’s what the NRCC expected to happen to Republicans today, at the Health Care Summit: massive death. Blood, everywhere, just like in the 1999 movie American Pie. [Indecision Forever]
NRCC Scared Of Something, Something Terrible
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Hopefully the NRCC will be like Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows, i.e. almost completely forgotten except by nerds like me.
Republican-hack media says “BOO!”
If you are going to steal from John Stewart, IMHO, at least you could do it in a way that gives a clever play on words its due. This is just half-assed.
They sure are fixated on stuff being rammed down their throats.
That certainly would have made the summit a lot more entertaining.
Was that a younger, bearded Larry Craig at the end?
That’s what she said! Also.
Humor. FAIL.
Jesus Christ.
Also, healthcare reform possesses WMDs and can launch them at the United States within 45 minutes. Tory Blair told me so.
Three- or four-word “scare phrases” taken, no doubt, from Republican quotes/editorials in a few newspapers and the National Review?
This would be embarrassing to the NRCC if (i) they are capable of shame and (ii) anybody actually watches this except, well, us.
[re=519858]Dean Booth[/re]: When you say a younger, bearded Larry Craig at the end, are you referring to Mrs. Craig and Mr. Craig’s penchant for anal? And did you know the former Senator is slated be inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame? Or is it the Idaho Hall of the Infamous? So easy to confuse the two.
Which is scarier, the decade-old cultural reference, or the group-think which approved it?
Wow, a non-sensical reference to a 10 year old movie which was buried by bad sequels followed by bearded phone sex about oral penetration?
I assume Andrew Beerfart is the target demographic for this?
For all the sense Hopey is making, and the good Dem points, the news tonight will be a mash-up of jabs. And they will try to tell us that Repubs didn’t sound like a bunch of cock-gobbling blowhards. But we know better!
Couldn’t even take off the sweatshirt to make the amateur swallowing porn at the end, huh?
Republicans are very good at showing how with it they are with the pop culture references. Maybe next they can attack health care reform with comparisons to that hip new medical show, St. Elsewhere.
Meanwhile, CNN is close-reading the leftovers of Obama’s lunch for omens. The President said he had “chicken.” This means things.
Ram it down our throats? Are you sure this isn’t the trailer for This Ain’t the Blair Witch XXX?
This is a failure, most people who vote never saw Blair Witch. What they should have done is made When Harry Met Salary and had Sen. Reid in a diner getting a huge kickback from Health Care Partners screaming “YES OH GOD YES YES!”
Meh….needs more Republicans in corners of spooky houses with their backs turned to their camera
And now I’m reading the 42 REVIEWS of The Erotic Witch Project, which are about 20x more entertaining than this floppy teaser.
Republicans are the tear-filled snot bubbles on the hysterical face of American politics.
What are these fucks scared of?
Not having an insurance company wanker sticking his hand into your wallet and his dick into various orifices? I don’t need that nor do I suspect that 99% of US Americans don’t want that either/
Considering I live in one of those single payer hellholes (Canada City), I think I’d start a revolt rather than hand over single payer to pay for life like you guys do. I’m going to go under the knife tomorrow to remove a growth and I haven’t had issues with the insurance company on the wide variety of tests I’ve had to deal with. Even if I lived in the US Americas, I know I’d still be on the hook for a lot of shit. So far, total out of pocket cost to me? $300 bucks and I’ve had an Endoscope, MRI, CAT scan, ultra sound, day surgery for biopsy, etc.
If only the Demrats followed Grayson’s lead and kept repeating “The GOP/HC industry wants you to suffer and die” cause that’s pretty much the truth.
Who dares challenge the snark-blog knight?
Unless, of course, Jim Newell is shilling proprietary trade secrets.
[re=519854]glamourdammerung[/re]:
yes, just what I’ve been noticing lately too….
[re=519881]evan7257[/re]: You wouldn’t by any chance mean The Blow Witch Project, would you? [NSFW!]
“In the Summer of 1999, 7 sexy coeds disappeared into the sexual world near Headsville in search of the biggest cocks…
2 months later, their footage was found.”
According to one reviewer, the film — much like the Senate — is notable for its “frightening facials”.
[re=519895]ManchuCandidate[/re]: They’re scared of everything. Like juvenile baboons that snap at everyone.
[re=519895]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Good luck tomorrow Manchu. But if you don’t make it can I have your citizenship card?
[re=519895]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Good luck tomorrow, dude! Lucky you, up there in the frozen Wastes of Canadia. I have great health insurance, and I still dread of getting any sort of procedure.
[re=519881]evan7257[/re]: If they scripted/outlined this “porn” the same way they did the earlier feature, I would be stoked. Otherwise, not really feeling the parody genre.
[re=519939]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: Yes, is that why we’re cycling through the disgraceful striking of boys or women…and the savaging of whale trainers?
I thought republicans liked having things rammed down their throats. I guess that’s only in back alleys and congressional pages’ apartments.
I thought it was funny until I realized they were serious…
“…down our throats!”
No. We’re gonna ram it up yer butts, Mr Wellington Wide Stances IX! And only cause you asked us to.
[re=519878]JMP[/re]: More like Dr. Kildare. heh
Mmmmm pie.
[re=519875]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: [Insert reference to "discrete" draining here]
Watching that has change my complete outlook on life.
[re=519895]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hey, me too! Except I’m already down about $2800. The hospital called me an hour ago and demanded payment up front for the O.R, another $700 I won’t see again. MasterCard, take me away! At least it should be warmer in Vegas tomorrow than pretty much any part of Canada City…
papyrus? come on…
[re=519895]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Good luck, neighbour. I survived an encounter with Canuckistani surgery myself just a few weeks ago and am in tiptop shape now. All it cost was a TTC token to get there, plus I treated myself to a cab home.
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