Well shucks, it’s past 4 p.m. and your Wonkette is only now getting to the POLITICO‘s win of the morning, if not the past 100 years: Barack Obama is secretly planning to run again, in 2012 — this time for President of the United States. As if there were no deficits! How did the other newspapers miss this?? [James Joyner]
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Politico Follow-up Exclusive: Water secretly wet.
If this news doesn’t convince you of Barack Obama’s evil Socialist Communist Facist Agenda by God what will? WHAT WILL?
Imagine the arrogance! Did he learn nothing from Scott Brown (TP)?
And I’ll bet if he succeeds, he’ll take over the government!
The uppity arrogance of it all! As if Real American will consider having a Hawaiian negro as President…
According to the Politico, “the sources said Obama has given every sign of planning to run again”. Yep, unlike all those other presidents who decided not to run for reelection. Next, they’ll uncover the rumor that the Earth will be making a complete orbit around the sun over the next 365 days.
WE CANT AFORD ALLECTIONS THEY’RE’S NO “MONEY”!!! NO SOCIELEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is great news…FOR JOHN MCCAIN!
OR MABYE YOU DONT READ “ALL OF NEWSPAPERS + MAGIZINES” LIKE SARAH??????????????? NOBONGO!
How PRESUMPTUOUS!!!1! I am disappointed that this well-spoken, uppity fellow has only served one year in his current office and already thinks he has the experience to run for President of the U.S. of A.!
JEEEZUS, THANKS FOR THE “SPOILERS AHEAD” WARNING, POLITICOS.
But will he show us his birf certificate this time across the country?
Imagine what the Obama Administration has already done to cause e-mail inboxes to overflow with spam and racist BS about how BHO is going to rape your granny and take away your guns. How could we let that go away?
This news has LITERALLY shattered my world. LITERALLY.
Keep your government hands off our White House!
They forgot to add ACORN to their tags.
Now that Cheney’s in the hospital, the crack Politico research – stenography staff has to turn its attention elsewhere (“plots” – Dick’ll love that).
Mike Allen: keeping the duh in discovery since 2007.
I dunno … I think they may be going out on a limb here …
The real news is that Obama’s plan consists of getting Boehner, McConnell and Kantor to vote for him.
The TEMERITY! The unmitigated GALL! How DARE he! Well let’s see if he gets us to vote for him again with such effrontery. Pfht. Politicians. Go figure.
@Decker: and BILL AYERS
TOP ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS SECRETLY PLOTTING TO SEIZE GOVERNMENT IN 2013
Hopefully this will explode the heads of the last remaining teabaggers.
The cagey summummabitch also secretly plans to strategically apply shoe polish to his person so as to go FULL NEGRO and implement “Operation Payback is a Muthafucka.”
“Privately Plots 2012 Campaign Run”?!
RHAM EMMANEUL SOLED OUT TEH PUBLIC OPTION!! FIRE RAHM IMANUELL!!1
Now he needs to remove some records from the national archives, before they start demanding his original Inauguration Certificate.
[re=519244]steverino247[/re]: I think new RNC chariman Louis Winthorpe III best voices this pervasive fear of Real ‘Merkins…
oh noez ! oh noez…that uppity negro hit my head with re-election possiblities.
rediculous. Like America would ever elect a Socialist-Kenyan-Muslin-Negro to be President. Dick Cheney would surely sacrifice at least six of his hearts to prevent such a thing.
@nappyduggs: but it won’t work cuz in 2012 everybody knows you gotta go full retard.
I don’t know how much planning it takes to run on an “Ignore Everything I Did in My First Term, I’ll Do All Those Things I promised in My Second Term” platform.
It’s all a secret plot – Politico is just baiting all the librul bloggers (and Rachel Maddow) into calling him a retard. Then Sarah Palin can adopt him and add him to her brood of retard babies, Angelina-style, while at the same time having a screaming hissy fit at all those bloggers (and Rachel Maddow).
I’m okay with him running, as long as he includes welding and midgets.
It looks to me like they should check up on Mitt’s, he sure looks like a presidential candidate, also there, in REEL Merica.
[re=519251]Lucidamente[/re]: Sadly, Dick Cheney didn’t plotz. The sent him home.
Ever notice how white folks plan or prepare to run for office, but a black guy “plots” his campaign like he is going to sneak into your house in the middle of the night and steal the election and your big screen TV.
They’ve been able to keep this a secret all this time because they’ve been using Negro dialect when they talk to each other about it.
[re=519285]Sen. Schlong[/re]: The right wing media (and the Politico is certainly part of that) has gotten good at using language that suggests wrongdoing for completely normal things. Hell, the other day LGM linked to a column titled “Holder admits nine Obama Dept. of Justice officials worked for terrorist detainees;” the whole thing just seemed to assume that there’s somehow something wrong with lawyers working as defense attorneys and doing their jobs. It’s insane.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Holder-admits-nine-Obama-Dept-of-Justice-officials-worked-for-terrorist-detainees-offers-no-details-84799487.html#ixzz0gUk4klAv
Maybe he’ll fulfill his campaign promise of having his brownshirt ACORN thugs round up all the Republiklans to be placed in the FEMA built concentration camps.
[re=519268]Bearbloke[/re]: FTW! I always knew that “Trading Places” worked on many levels, but this just proves it.
In future politico reports Obama wont appear at campaign stops he’ll do “drivebys.”
[re=519287]germansteel[/re]: Does anybody here speak jive?
[re=519323]Urbanachiever[/re]: So Randolph and Mortimer intentionally crashed the economy, putting Barry in charge and Walnuts out on the street, to settle a $1 bet? figures.
PUT TEH METENGS ON CSPAN OR IMPEECH!!! WARE IUS TRANSPARANTSY< NOBAMA?!!!!1!!!!1
Next he’ll want to use the good china. The Royal Daulton with the hand-painted periwinkles.
But by then, the tea partiers will point out: no new taxes, no gun seizures, no internment camps, no death panels… epic FAIL on his secret agenda.
[re=519285]Sen. Schlong[/re]: Huh, so does this explain why other Presidents had midnight “snacks” from the kitchen, but Obama has midnight “looting”?
Oh and that organic vegetable garden Michelle started and the eat healthy program, not what you libtards thinks. Politico’s knows it’s Michelle dealing homegrown to our nation’s children.
[re=519330]comicbookguy[/re]: And Osama bin Laden destroyed the location where the bet was settled and the Dukes were ruined. So it WAS an inside job with help from the surviving Duke brother (Don “Fuck ‘em” Ameche).
Now I’m confused, I thought the constitution sez he can only serve 3/5ths of a term?
[re=519397]Beef Supreme[/re]: No, you’re thinking of Sarah Palin.
And of course, CNN has “picked up” the story… http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/02/24/tsr.cafferty.obama.2010.cnn
[re=519397]Beef Supreme[/re]: Excellent.
[re=519275]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: These are American attention spans we are talking about here. He only needs the latter half of that strategy.
[re=519256]Lucidamente[/re]: Nice catch!
Publicly he talks about bipartisanship yet secretly he plots his re-election. That Chicago style plitics may work in Kenya but not in real America. Does he not realize he will have to debate Sarah a couple of times? The only way he will be remembered as a success is if he were to quit before his term ends.
Whereas I am privately plotting to publicly post my privates.
Cheney is Krogan. He has hearts to spare.
[re=519397]Beef Supreme[/re]: I see what you did there. And I love it.
Also, too:
WEE WANT R CONSITUSION BACCK!!!!!!!!!
Can we just give Politico the Win of the Century (Hell, give them Win of the Millennium) and then they can just go away?
I take it that this is leak originated in Nairobi.
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Second term, second birth certificate. Only fair.
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[re=519397]Beef Supreme[/re]: Not if one calculates in arabic.
He can’t win without ACORN. How is he going to win without ACORN????
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