BLACKWATER SAVES ALAN GRAYSON FROM EVIL LAND: Last week, beloved rich smartass liberal Rep. Alan Grayson was chillin' in Niger when, oh shit, a military coup went down and he almost got shot and killed. Thankfully a Blackwater or "Xe" subsidiary's jet was there to fly him to safety. Can you spin this one yourself? Probably, but anyway: Shouldn't liberal Alan Grayson reconsider his criticism of military contractors' central role in American wars, now that a plane has saved him from another country? Ugh! [Mother Jones ]