Here is a new John McCain for Arizona ad attacking his wingnut primary opponent, J.D. Hayworth, for being a birther. Orly Taitz makes a very flattering cameo! Still: John McCain thinks denouncing birthers will win him a Republican primary. [YouTube]
OHHH WALNUTS!
February 24, 2010
John McCain Does Not Care About Birther People
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They’re bastard people!
“i’m john fucking mccain and i denounce/support the birther movement, depending on the circumstances.”
character that matters
Juicy Douche Hayworth is a simpering muppet. That’s why we never see him from the waist down.
I’m convinced! No way am I gonna vote for that O’Bamma guy. I don’t like the Irish anyway.
Yeah, hard to imagine this doing anything but backfiring. I don’t get why they ended up just listing GOP buzzwords instead of explicitly saying “McCain will do these things instead of chasing retarded conspiracy theories”
I bet he also sez that Orly isn’t the best luvva in all the whole world, too, even after she got a letter from the U.N. stating just that.
At least, I think that this is how it all went down. I don’t care enough to verify it.
Considering who gave us Caribou Barbie in the first place, this is like Dr. Frankenstein coming out against operating-table hoists and lightning. And then claiming to be a paragon of ethical medical research.
Has anyone done a paternity test on Hayworth? His jowles are pretty damn similar to those of Walnuts.
McCain’s trying to give Hayworth an Orly taint?
Good luck with that working out in your favor, Walnuts — nearly half of the Arizona Legislature wants to force President Barack Obama to show his birth certificate to state officials if he runs for re-election.
Well, linking you opponent with the most laughably stupid person in the Western Hemisphere is the bitter lesson McCain learned in the ’08 campaign.
[re=519107]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: he looks like a penis with a crew cut.
anthony weiner is cold going off now on c-span.
“you republicans are a wholly-owned subsidiary of the insurance industry.”
oh please protect us from this JD Heyworth.
This man is DUMBER than Sarah Palin.
I know, you think this is impossible, but its true!
John McCain’s birf certificate was scratched out in the dirt by a stick-wielding VC prison guard.
[re=519112]obfuscator[/re]: oh snap, he just got disciplined and did a withdrawal/revision of his previous statement:
“every republican i have ever met in my entire life is a wholly owned subsidiary for the insurance industry!!!1!!”
I give McCain a month before he denies he ever did this, say he didn’t understand the point of the commercial, and start demanding that Obama show his birth certificate
[re=519107]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: But he has his mother’s eyes.
[re=519111]obfuscator[/re]: Professional penile stylists call that look “The Jew”.
[re=519121]Extemporanus[/re]: a penis with a jew-cut. or un-cut, as it were.
That’s a great 1:06 ad for JD Hayworth — but why the heck did they tack on a John McCain ad at the last twelve seconds?
I like McCain’s surefire formula to reduce the size of government. Pan the camera up, so you show only the TIP of the Capitol dome. Problem, solved.
Despite losing some LBs, future Senator Hayworth still resembles Baby Huey.
“McCain Ad Ties JD Hayworth to Two Jews”
Have you no decency, sir?
Yeah, his marketing folks needs to go back to school, it looks like an ad supporting Hayworth and his birther buddies.
[re=519141]MOG[/re]: make that “need”, and maybe I should head back to class, too.
[re=519089]Cookie Guggelman[/re]: John McCain hates birthers, and he hates their… stupid faces.
Too bad Arizona is wingnut central!
Cue photoshopped denunciation of McCain next to Scott Brown.
“Serious economic times” and “growing jobs”: I call two syntax fouls.
Why is that weird looking guy at the end blathering about “deficits” when there’s a real constitutional crisis putting its feet up on the Oval Office desk?
Looks like Cindy was really digging being back on the campaign trail (1:11).
Is there a mainstream Democrat running just in case Hayworth beats McCain? Too bad Obama appointed Napolitano to the cabinet b/c I’d prefer her to be a Senator replacing McCain.
McCain is moving left!
Spoken like a guy with questionable citizenship credentials of his own, being born in fucking Panama after 5 1/2 hours of labor.
Where’s Orly from? She sounds like a furner there!
Actually, she’s kind of hawt with that eastern European accent… wetter, tighter, mmm…
[re=519157]Librules[/re]: Yes, what is going on there at 1:11? They made a conscious effort to show everyone that Cindy’s lusting after Arizona voter’s…Jesus, she wants that guy in the worst way…
I hate that plinky piano music. Couldn’t they have used Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran?
Living here myself, I guarantee this won’t help him with his base.
Don’t fuck this up McCain. I don’t want to be from a state that sends fucking Hayworth to the senate.
[re=519183]Gopherit[/re]: Dang, how hard up can Arizona be if old Walnuts is a rational option? Eh, like I should talk: I live in Texas.
[re=519183]Gopherit[/re]: exactly. Jon Kyl is bad enough, a neo con pussy.
But Heywood is going too far into loony land even for Arizona.
I’m John McCain, and I was born in Panama, which at the time was a U. S. Territory, and I paid for this message.
Gosh, what a shock, Panama John doesn’t want too many questions about birth certificates?
[re=519183]Gopherit[/re]: Who’s running for the Democrats, anyway? I just hope it’s someone who should destroy the crazy man should he win the Republican primary.
[re=519208]Darkness[/re]: Besides the Panama thing, McCain won’t show us his birth certificate because they didn’t exist yet back when he was born.
So, what is this? McCain appealing to only the truly enlightened within an amorphous blob of teh crazy? Good luck with that. I guess.
whatev
[re=519092]obfuscator[/re]: The wonderful thing about TV ads is, you can decide exactly where to play them. This one will no doubt be shown on TV in Pima County, but I seriously doubt it will make it into the fundy Christian and Mormon areas. You are right to think he will have far, far different ads to show those people (maybe Cindy standing behind him in no make-up and one of those knee-length plaid cotton dresses popularized by the Crying Santorums.)
John McCain: The Right Amount of Crazy
This Hayworth guy totally rocks! And I’m loving the double lazy-eye thing he’s got going on. He’s got the pro-Gilligan vote locked up, for sure.
A couple years in the Senate, and then we’re looking at (sort of) Hayworth/Palin 2012. The Karma Train is coming for McCain!
I prefer the Veridian Dynamics tags.
[re=519157]Librules[/re]: For real! Did you see the once-over she gives the burly guy in the factory? “Oh please, burly guy, save me from this old coot who can’t raise his arms over his head, and take me with your porn stache!”
Can’t wait to watch Meggers foam at the mouth when this smarmy bitch beats her dad in the primary. How will she even begin her sentences without a Senator father to refer to?
Yeah John thanks for that nonshrinking govt during 8 years of Bush. I always count on sound republican economic policy like paying for wars with tax cuts and no regulation. What could go wrong?
[re=519175]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Oily Taintz hails from Moldova, which as I understand it is even more foreign than Hawaii.
[re=519108]Extemporanus[/re]: Kinda like coming out against Orly in Orange County——not exactly a slamdunk
[re=519286]aleks[/re]: Win.
[re=519315]Bluerinse[/re]: “Veridian Dynamics. Diversity. Good For Us.”
“Character matters”? Somebody’s been watching too much USA programming.
[re=519253]JMP[/re]: Hm, yeah, his excuse was something like: so the temple priestess scratched it out on a lead sheet and tossed it in the hot springs as an offering to the gods. I haven’t seen it since.
[re=519175]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Larry, stop! Orly looks like she needs a shower.
[re=519179]WadISay[/re]: It sounded like the beginning of Battlestar Galactica to me. Which would be oddly appropriate…”the birthers…they were created by my supporters…they evolved…and now they’re about to nuke me right out of the Senate. I fucking hate when that happens!”
[re=519280]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “crying santorums”: best/grossest band name ever. perfect for some angry lefty punk band in pennsyltucky.
Well, what do you expect from McCain, its not like he was born in the US.
Still, JD, what about FIVE AND A HALF YEARS! do you not understand?
@1:08 Cindy is totally checking out that guy’s package.
[re=519111]obfuscator[/re]: Good one. I was going to point out that he has a face like a spade shovel.
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