Sarah Palin's Comically Inadequate Mouthpiece Quits!

NOOOOOO!!! Of all the aides that could have quit given the headline "Palin aide departs," it had to be Meghan "Meg" Stapleton, the famous shapeless Alaskan laughsack! Meg Stapleton, coiner of the line, "The world is literally her oyster," leaving. Leaving all of us. Leaving the world of Politics. (Lucky.)

Stapleton has been a Palin confidant since December 2006 and one of the governor’s most trusted aides since she was vaulted onto the national political scene by being picked as GOP presidential nominee John McCain’s running mate.

Stapleton said she resigned to spend more time with her husband and 2-year-old daughter, Isabella.

“While it has been an honor to help Gov. Palin and her family over the last few years, I am also honored to have this incredible opportunity to stay home with my precious miracle, Isabella,” Stapleton told POLITICO. “At 2 years old, I have missed significant moments in her life, but I look forward with great happiness to celebrating milestones as well as mundane moments with her as I refocus my priorities. I also look forward to seeing my saint-of-a-husband again, too!”

OKAY GREAT CALM DOWN.

Ha ha remember that time Meg referred to Trig as "our 'blessed little angel'" in ironic quotes? That is another sort of thing we will miss, now.

 Palin aide departs [Ben Smith]