Oh look it’s some gross news about the gross governor of Nevada, one Jim Gibbons, who once disgusted his state of hookers and gambling addicts by assaulting a waitress! According to a legal deposition, Jim Gibbons has not gotten laid by a lady since nineteen hundred and ninety-five.
Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons (R) “had to answer questions of an extremely personal nature in a deposition taken earlier this month,” Las Vegas Now reports.
But the one that will stand out is about his sex life: “Gibbons said there had been no intimacy with his wife or any other woman since 1995.”
He added: “I’m living proof that you can survive without sex for that long.”
This proves that the only thing more horrible than the thought of other people having sex is the thought of people not having sex.
[Las Vegas Now via Political Wire]
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As Governor of a state with some of the finest poontang west of the Mississippi, Jim Gibbons is a disgrace. If you believe him, that is.
If only Gibbon’s mother had gone without sex…
He said he hadn’t been “intimate.” It’s hard to intimate with a waitress you’re raping in a back alley when you don’t even know her name.
And how come no one thought to ask him if he had been intimate with a man while he was under oath? He IS a Republican.
Okaaayy.
Celibate in Nevada… You know, the state with the legal whorehouses.
Either he’s a fucking liar or so awful even hookers don’t want him.
At last, some good news for a change.
[re=518776]anonymousryan[/re]: Why limit it to women or men or even humans? Some prosecutors have no imagination!
A big hand for Jim Gibbons!…uh, as it were.
Does that include the inflatable ones in that secret room?
“I’m living proof that you can survive without sex for that long.”
So is Dick Cheney. But I’m not sure he’s helping his argument here.
I know a qualified answer when I read one, and merely claiming to have had no sex with your wife or any other woman hardly covers the field of possibilities.
Particularly out West, where men are known to get really close with their horses – if I’m not being too obscure.
I’m calling bullshit. I lived in Nevada for two years in the late 80s (in fact Jimbo, a total tool even then, was my state senator). I got more tail in the Silver State than anyplace before or since. And I ain’t George Clooney. Plus, if you can’t catch it in the wild, you can pay for it — legally in Nevada.
“I’m living proof that you can survive without sex for that long.”
If that’s true, it was by popular demand and not any actual intent on his part.
He and Terry McAuliffe are the new Carville/Matalin.
What doesn’t happen in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas.
If he was a Vulcan he would have to go to sex-rehab for being oversexed.
If you want to destroy whatever “intimacy” may remain in a heterosexual marriage, move to Reno. It will break your soul and you’ll never get laid right again.
Fifteen years on a dead man’s chest…
YO HO HO!
Even I was able to get “it” in LV. Of course it was the weekend of the International Women in Banking convention. It would have to be on backwards to not get “it”. Just to be crystal clear, “it” refers to sexual congress with new friend in a hotel room at 4am after drinking for 32 hours straight.
He’s humpin doodz. Not that there’s anything wrong w/that.
The dude in the double layer neoprene wetsuit with the dildoes shoved into multiple orifices also never had sex.
He’s Republican. So what.
Oscar Wilde (I think) “the greatest perversion is celibacy”
Another Republican pervert.
Obfuscation. He said there’s been no intimacy. Just look at him. That’s totally believeable.
But oh-oh-hoh, there’s been some fuckin’, no doubt in my mind.
[re=518808]Jumping Jim[/re]: Oscar Wilde is also reputed to have said: “Can you go a little slow, bit sore right now, actually…”
[re=518787]germansteel[/re]: Willy pretty much said it all, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE
[re=518798]Larry Fine[/re]: Gibbons’ new executive order: Inspired by the most logical race in the universe, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every 7 years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much, much more.
“Laid by a lady” … sounds like a Sinatra Vegas tribute song
He needs to start using Axe hair care products, then he’d get laid for sure.
Can anyone say “FOOTSIES – AIRPORT BATHROOM STALL”??!!
Couldn’t Tiger let him borrow some rides from his motor pool?
[re=518813]Chickensmack[/re]: Good point, Clinton said he didn’t have “sexual relations” with fatass ML, but he never said he didn’t shoot her in the eye and ruin her pretty little fat girl dress!
It’s good to know that even Nevada hookers have standards.
He needs to party like it’s 1995!
[re=518832]Sen. Schlong[/re]: Or follow a strict confidentiality code of silence.
Hard to believe that a babe magnet like Gibbons couldn’t get any trim. I mean, look how he rocks that do-rag.
[re=518837]Cape Clod[/re]:
Although it seems more of a Don’t Rag (on many levels.)
Wigga, please.
Way OT but I can’t help it. Never forget what a great man Ronald Reagan was and all the wonderful things his foreign policy wrought.
http://tinyurl.com/yjaxekl
I’m looking on the bright side. This means more action for the rest of us old bald guys.
Oh come on Jimmy…even I would have done you in my, sadly now behind us, promiscuous days, and I was adorable with an English accent. All you would have had to do was buy me a frosty beverage and I could have got moist for you, so I am sure someone with equally high standards would have gone for your droopy old man cock.
It’s like the reverse of the “Silver Ring Thing”: no sex after marriage!
And, on an “off-topic” note, you know commenter bondwooley? Look where else he’s trolling!
(satire)
Or his admission could be proof that 15 years is about as long as you can maintain a convincing beard.
[re=518787]germansteel[/re]: As the old saying goes, “…where men are men and sheep are nervous.
[re=518798]Larry Fine[/re]: Warning: Worse nerd reference than Vulcan coming!
What if he was a Paladin?
[re=518777]ManchuCandidate[/re]: He could also just be really cheap. Especially when considering the Boot Ugly Transaction Tax the hookers slap on him for being hideously deformed.
what does jim gibbons use for birth control?
his personality, apparently.
[re=518816]Mr Blifil[/re]: I hope I never forget this, the most important of all Oscar Wilde phrasings.
[re=518852]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Oh, God, that blog by Peter Brown. He’s clearly not the same Peter Brown mentioned in The Ballad of John & Yoko.
Is everybody at Quinnipiac Polling a fucking rightwing asshole? Another QP moran wrote that Sonia Sotomayor would be a lousy justice on commerce cases because she isn’t wealthy enough, being only worth about $750,000, because she was always more interested in the quality of her jobs, and never just shilled for big corporations looking to capitalize on former and future judges’ connections, and she spends money supporting her 80-year-old mom. The horror.
Republicans have other ways of having sex. There’s judicial sadism, new prison construction, tightening penalties for drug offenses, making teenage girls have babies with their stepfathers, and a whole host of fun stuff.
This guy might not bone his wife, but he’s having sex. All the people of Nevada have to do is look down to see the little perv humping their leg like there’s no tomorrow.
Who says intimacy is dead?
“Gibbons said there had been no intimacy with his wife or any other woman since 1995.”
And this has ‘what’ to do with boinking?
— Levi Johnston
[re=518840]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Amen. It must have something to with the alcohol that made him put that on.
All I can picture is poop Jimmy Gibbons crying into a bottle of bourbon listening to “At Seventeen” on loop. Pa-the-tic.
Hook him up with Bristol Palin
Please note, it only says he hasn’t had sex with a *lady* in 15 years.
Only 44 more years and Gibbons will match Joe Lieberman’s record.
[re=518852]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Silver Wring Thing, maybe?
Sex? No! Sexting? Hellz yeah.
Oh, and he got caught with the lady he’s not having relations with at the Reno airport the other night.
Walleyed assclown can’t even lie right.
Gibbons has, however, spent countless hours in one-on-one booths going back to 1992.
(That cloth on his head is for clean-up.)
In his deposition, Gibbons emphatically denied ever accepting any sort of bribe or kickback, denied ever residing in a Reno apartment, which Mazaros referred to as the “love condo”, or visiting a condo in San Diego, and denied ever accepting any cash payment at a Reno restaurant.
Gibbons also emphatically denies meeting a guy named Vinny the Scar at an Italian bistro, lopping off that horse’s head, pouring concrete over an informant’s shoes, burying three prostitutes in a 55-gallon drum in the desert, or being caught by security while on what he called a “chiropracter’s visit” in a hotel room with a six-foot-eight transvestite, two underage Thai boys, a gila monster, 25 feet of bubble wrap, a crate of oranges, three assault rifles and a shetland pony.
Note, this does not preclude the possibility that he hasn’t raped someone in those years.
This does rule out men or children.
Please share some tranya…
http://photos.lasvegassun.com/media/img/photos/2008/11/21/gib_t651.jpg?f88c8649bbadbb805ebb7b1c2020cc5b10765421
And I have been living a Wonketteless life since 10:01am this morning!
Wait a minute…he’s a conservative…he’s a Republican…he hasn’t had sex in fifteen years…and he didn’t go to CPAC? I thought misery loved company?
I live in Nevaduh, why must I go to some obscure DC-based blarg to get teh news from my own state?
Glory holes don’t require “intimacy”.
[re=518893]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Short-haired Shetland pony, really.
I notice he said no sex with his wife or any other woman… no mention of other men, goats, sheep or chickens. I mean he is a Republican, right?
[re=518818]bitchincamaro[/re]: Better, yet smaller version…
http://www.secretcowboys.com/
You know who else has not gotten laid by a lady since 1995?
Just wow. Check out this video of of Jim Gibbons getting BUSTED at the airport after he is confronted over his traveling companion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stOVCITCl6Y
Just wow. Check out this video of of Jim Gibbons getting BUSTED at the airport after he is confronted over his traveling companion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stOVCITCl6Y
Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/413886/jim-gibbons-has-lived-sexless-life-for-15-years#ixzz0gVLBWt1E
Will this obvious sexual lie merit Larry Craig’s most loathsome criticism?
JIM GIBBONS IS A NAUGHTY BOY. A NASTY BOY! A NASTY, NAUGHTY BOY.
[re=519395]scratchy1[/re]: Wow, he’s busted like a post nine iron windshield. And that stafferBabe, I would totally not hit that just like the governor.
I would totally not hit Lindsey Vonn, either, too. also.
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