Wonkette CPAC tipster GARRETT3000 sends us our “last CPAC photo,” for the 22,000th time, this one capturing allegedly “neutral” blog reporter Dave Weigel, who writes about crazy people for the Washington Independent. Turns out he is one of the crazy people, because here he is clearly 100% endorsing the racist John Birch Society, with a bag, the bag carrying five pounds of white-on-white porn. DID YOU PAY FIVE CENTS TAX ON THAT BAG, RACIST?
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February 23, 2010
Blog Reporter Dave Weigel Is President Of John Birch Society
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That’s strange. My John Birch Society representatives have always respected my wish for discretion, using plain brown paper bags during our transactions, and always leaving the bathroom five minutes after I do.
Oh noes, David has demon red eyes!!!!
Wait a minute… a Timbuk2 messenger bag?? Secret liberal: exposed.
John Birch Society members are the largest consumers of interracial porn. Just as Family Values conservatives love kinky, dirty and often gay sex, racist Birchers enjoy fantasizing about their wives being pounded by huge black dongs.
Maybe he’s holding that bag “ironically”
Nice sakk.
Jonah Goldberg, Richard Cohen, Dave Weigel, Andrew Breitbart, Orly Taitz, Max Blumenthal… what is it with wingtard Jews this week? Did they change Purim to Crazim?
[re=518221]anonymousryan[/re]: there is a lot of truth in that…when I’m in chat rooms i hear a lot of racist comments of the like that the worse thing is associated with a black cock..big ones (its always assumed their big anyway)if you wanted to insult someone you have to say their daughter/wife/grandkid is gonna get raped by a big black cock…its never a white big cock…makes you wonder..
Lady Elaine Fairchilde, I presume?
Kayne West for congress? Damn, the Birchers are more sinister than I thought! TAYLOR WILL NEVER GET THAT MOMENT BACK, YOU MONSTERS!
“Wonkette CPAC tipster GARRETT3000 sends us our “last CPAC photo,” for the 22,000th time…”
Would you pass up the opportunity to Weigel around in John Birch’s excrement?
Great, a group that makes even most other teabaggers look sane. It’s been nearly 50 years since Dr. Strangelove came out; you’d think they would have dropped the whole fluoridation-brainwashing conspiracy theory by now, especially as most communities have been using fluoride and yet we’re not all Soviet pawns, yet they’re still out there pushing it.
Wait, I recognize those eyes, it’s the sheep!
[re=518238]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: MARRY ME.
That’s quite a bar tan, Dave..
Gawd. That whole clambake looks like one big Tent Revival Meeting of Fail.
[re=518253]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Print that on one of those heart-shaped valentine candies and mail it to me, then we’ll talk.
[re=518224]Terry[/re]: You mean in the same way the walls of the “John Birch Society Honeymoon Suite” are “ironically” holding the Thomas Kincaide painting, Oscar Wilde portrait, and Irish Manlover Club print?
[re=518269]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I did NOT put that there.
[re=518249]JMP[/re]: That’s exactly what They want you to think, mister frog-in-a-slowly-heating-pan-of-water!
Somebody check that bag for fluoride!
[re=518221]anonymousryan[/re]: Sorry, but you will need to provide links to every one of those adjectives before I can even begin to discuss your thesis with you. Links my friend, I demand links!
[re=518269]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: It’s after Valentine’s, silly. Will Easter Peeps do?
gee, thanks Repukes & “Tea Party” for making the John Birch Society “mainstream” in the 21st century!
[re=518253]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=518269]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Ah, spring is in the air already! I would say “And whoever would have thought that what would bring two young, virile men together in homosexual union would be the John Birch Society?”, except “whoever” would be everyone, really.
Im pretty sure the John Birch Society does not have a “president” tecnically, but rather an “imperial wizard” or some such.
[re=518249]JMP[/re]: My socially retarded (sorry Trigg) Kucinich voting/homeopathic “healer” cousin believes the fluoride-is-a-plot conspiracy. I tried to explain John Birch and Dr. Strangelove to her but, poor dumb girl, she didn’t get it.
I don’t want to go overboard but this Dave Weigel-person appears to be a despicable human being and the lowest form of scum. I hope you will not construe my tone as being in any way impolite.
[re=518283]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=518286]Mad Brahms[/re]: One of the good things that “came” from this exchange, was the realization that emoticons actually do work here at our beloved Wonkette, wouldn’t we all agree?
Blogger beware.
[re=518288]Woodwards Friend[/re]: There’s a very odd venn-diagrammy sort of overlap between Xtreme Wingnuts and kooky hippies, I’ve found. My insane born-again former boss and her family (who are convinced Obama is a Muslim to this day) subscribe to a mixture of prophecy magazines and catalogs for naturopathic cures. The central commonality, I think, is a distrust of any kind of institutional discourse (i.e. medicine) that can lay claim to you. It’s like Foucault crossed with Trigg!
[re=518288]Woodwards Friend[/re]: Damn, she’s onto us; now how we get her precious bodily fluids?
Its hard to become president of JBS. You have to answer five whole true/false questions correctly. And they’re difficult, like: Do homosexuals go to Heaven? Are Black people more productive when not paid for their labor? And so forth.
[re=518307]Mad Brahms[/re]: At the very least, there’s got to be some overlap in belief in the non-political insane conspiracy theories (the moon landing was faked; aliens bodies at Roswell / area 51) among both the crazy right and the crazy left. There’s also some theories that come in both left and right flavors, like “the Bush administration / Israelis were behind 9/11″.
[re=518297]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: This is a test
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;~}
[re=518341]V572625694[/re]: I bare my head and kneel, before your supreme power.
[re=518341]V572625694[/re]: Success! Let’s try some more!
:beer :sharebeer :confused :dollar :greedy :lol :moneybag :happy :thumbsup :undecided :yawn
[re=518328]TexasSecessionist[/re]: Also “What did Eve say the first time she saw Adam?”
[re=518341]V572625694[/re]: So now YOU’RE proposing to him, too? I better get in line.
[re=518333]JMP[/re]: Oh, man, you’re playing my song. I believe there were alien bodies at Roswell AND I believe fluoride has strengthened my tooth enamel. On the other hand, I don’t believe my dentist had anything to do with 9/11. So maybe there’s hope.
[re=518341]V572625694[/re]:
(->) BULLET POINTS.
I’ve never seen that one before. Sweet, imma use that one all the time now.
Imma do it rong : (
WIEGEL , IM CAN QUIT YOU BUT ILL NEVER QUIT THE CONSTITTUTION!!!!!!!!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311/delme.jpg
JINO!!!
[re=518415]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
One word:
Page Source
He’s got that look: “This will provide my walls with so much irony that no one will be able to resist my sexual advances.” Gaze fondly at what may be the last happy photo of Weigel.
[re=518249]JMP[/re]: I suspect from your comments that your vital bodily fluids have already been corrupted.
[re=518425]Autoo[/re]: Oh, you’re so helpful, as usual.
(BTW; your strat is now my hostage until reparations are made. Also.)
:trig: :quitter: :trollop: :cunt: :banhammer:
[re=518307]Mad Brahms[/re]: It is no coincidence that Der Fuhrer was ein vegetarian. I used go the a health food store where, I swear, half the clientele was former SS.
[re=518442]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Or there’s always this handy alternative for those of us whose attention spans are too tiny wade through all those asterisks, quotes, equals signs and color changes:
[re=518287]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
That’s why they went with John Birch. They couldn’t figure out a name that started with a “K”
[re=518462]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: So that’s where I left it. You know, they say friends shouldn’t let friends drive home drunk. I trust you’ll be a good custodian with it, until it can be returned safely home to papa.
[re=518477]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
Three words:
Amphetamines
Oh wait…I think that might be four words
Oscar Wilde was a freemason. Many freemasons in the JBS. Thumbs Up = possible Freemason hand signal, or just a gay jewish Paultard with self-genocidal tendencies.
[re=518463]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: :also: :snowbilly: :gayhair: :mittens:
[re=518487]Autoo[/re]: Good custodian?
Let’s just say I proved to my daughter that the phrase “Pete Townshend” was indeed a verb. As in “To go Pete Townshend on your strat.”
What a bunch of cheap bastards. Couldn’t the Birchers spend a few extra pennies for the big bags?
That bag says “free online membership.” What do you suppose is included? A complimentary slanket or anything?
[re=518354]V572625694[/re]:
Which one means Trig?
[re=518229]memzilla[/re]: um, Weigel & Blumenthal are not wingtard jews—–they’re flamin’ socialist jews
CPAC teri gross same week, same shit.
I have reason to suspect Weigel gets it in the pooper. That means he’s a “bottom” as it were. Probably a bossy bottom. He’d get more action if he lost a chin.
Duran Duran called – they want their hairdo back -
A face for blogging.
He could also feed a dozen Haitians with that chin of his.
Wow, this is what the conservative movement in America looks like? Douchey tool-ish looking fat boys with pasty complexions and demonic eyes? Dick Cheney and Karl Rove minus thirty years? Ick.
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