First they typed some crazytime Twitter stuff, then they typed anger-bear Facebook messages, and now they’re posting poorly Photoshopped pictures on Scott Brown’s Facebook page. What could be next? Is there anything left to do, on the Internet, about this traitor motherfucker Scott Brown? Anything shy of getting up from the computer, we mean? How about attacking his daughter’s Facebook pages? Yeah why not, the fucking whores! [Gawker]
LAMERS
February 23, 2010
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Regardless of your politics, you have to think that if you’re enraging these sorts of people, you’re doing something right.
Photo 42 is my favorite:
LAKESIDE SAUSAGE AT THE WAKEFIELD LAKE INVITES SCOTT BROWN AND CO.TO LUNCH FOR A SAUSAGE FRESH CUT PEPPERS AND ONIONS SUB.ROTARY SIDE OF THE LAKE ACROSS FROM THE HONEY DEW DOUGHNUTS
As my dad says: “With friends like these, who needs enemas?”
Jeez, you just can’t please these people. Without their daily dose of “rage-ohol”, they would remain on their couches, enervated and flaccid, without the motivation or capability even to post racist obscenities on the internet.
Gee, I’m staring to like this guy. Guess he figured getting re-elected might be more fun than wallowing around with the tea baggers.
Teabaggers sure do have a lot of free time.
GET A JOB, BAGGY!!!
Massachusettebaggers (can we conserve those syllables?) are furious. As usual.
[re=517994]SmutBoffin[/re]:
Impossible to deal with gun toting gelatinous spoiled brats.
I had a friend like this (till I got sick of his shit) and they’re never happy. Everything had to be done HIS way or GTFO. Emotionally draining and not worth the trouble. For some reason, they end up to be miserable losers who rail about how everyone keeps putting them down.
[re=517996]Fox n Fiends[/re]: No kidding. Is there nothing more pissy than a teabagger scorned?
Do Wingnuts know about Blingee?
LAR? Is that short for Lame-Ass-Republican? Yeah, it must be that. After all, these are the people who came up with FCINO.
Worst Blingee ever.
I demand more Scott Brown content.
[re=518003]rmontcal[/re]:[re=518007]Snarkalicious[/re]: KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
This whole thing just makes my day. And makes me feel slightly less creepy for looking at his Cosmo picture so lustily.
I wonder how many non-Taxachusetts teabaggers are employing the phrase “We the People” in their criticism of Sen. Magazine Fold. I also wonder how many of these douchebaggers are actually waiting for the government to do something to help them find a job. I don’t know…like tax incentives.
I want to gleefully skullfuck Adam Kovacs for giving us the FB gem, “Son, I am disappoint.” Gleefully, I say!
Scott Brown sez: I had sex with Ronald Reagan last nite.
Tea-Bagger sez: St. Ronald Reagan of the Santa Barbara Reagan’s is dead, it are not possible.
Scott Brown sez: Oh, I guess that’s why he didn’t move around that much then.
One of the people on Gawker found something pretty damn hilarious: a guy in a Marine uniform telling Brown that the government can’t create jobs. A new wingnut classic.
HEY HATEBAGGERS!
Here’s another poorly Photoshopped Scott Brown pic for ya to bust yer nutz on!
(The assbreathers do read Wonkette, don’t they?..)
[re=518014]The Little Rock[/re]: Good point. The voters of the Gay State will actually like it that he told Mitch McConnell to go dress in a wetsuit and stick a dildo up his ass.
But he drives a truck! Who knew that someone would misuse that incontrovertible teabagger bona fide? They better alert all the rest of the teabaggers that the liberals have cracked their secret code. Oh, wait, I’ll do it for them: SECRET TEABAGGER MESSAGE FOR TEABAGGERS ONLY — DRIVING A TRUCK MIGHT NOT BE A REFLECTION OF FUTURE POLICY VOTES! Well, that should do it.
With the Brown, Beck and Malkin fallout this shitty snowy day in Austin is turning out to be not too bad at all. Fuck the teabaggers.
Sure are a lot of prepubescent boys among Ayla’s 5000 friends.
This is Brown’s Norm Coleman moment. Remember how we hated Normie after he stepped over Paul Wellstone’s body to become Senator? (and sure, some of us still do, and always will…) and remember also how Normie then tried to get us to love his plastic ass by being some kind of new-age republicrat?
It’s a tough act. Normie did it about as well as you can, and he almost kept his job. Brown has to do it just as well, and he’ll probably lose his, next cycle.
Is it true that the size of a man’s penis is in relation to that of his nose? The unfortunate fold prevents us from finding out.
[re=518001]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Just be glad he didn’t fly a plane into your livingroom or something.
Well, he must have some redeeming qualities if the nutbaggers hate him.
And how long will it be before he declares himself a Maverick? Republicans always say that when they do something that drives the wingnuts crazy. It’s kinda like their safe word.
And these assholes want their country back? And want to run ours? This will end well.
[re=518012]GayInMaine[/re]: ME TOO…though…maybe i need to put my home address in the back of his truck..
[re=518021]Extemporanus[/re]: that’s just too hawt.
In this one, some retard mashed Brown’s and Ted K’s heads together:
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs422.snc3/24391_1372428987851_1145559111_2800558_6562304_n.jpg
Apparently Ted had corn-rows that day…or some type of crochet hair pattern.
[re=518036]Cape Clod[/re]: So that’s why the teabaggers are raping Brownie. He didn’t say “green balloons.”
the meltdown is just too damn funny will have to give these links to my friends in chat tonite when I go home.
Awww, Ayla has her first basement-dwelling stalkerbag.
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2649/ayvlabraun.png
Bet he keeps a catalogue of her best instances of camel toe.
[re=518041]El Pinche[/re]: That’s Uncle Teddy? I thought Brownie was pulling a Gumbi and just melting under heat of teabagger’s collective undie-deposits.
[re=518002]Gopherit[/re]: I love the smell of pissy teabaggers in the morning.
2/23/2010 Neva Forgit Scott Brown Neva Forgit!111
Their tears of rage and grief sustain me. Scott Brown is anathema for voting to close debate on the most common-sense measure to move through Congress basically ever (imagine if they’d kept the original budget for it!), Malkin’s ex-blog is the devil because of dangerous levels of tolerance, and Glenn Beck stabs the entire movement in the back with a brief moment of honesty about a man who left office with a sub-30% approval rating. Also, Huckabee says CPAC was ‘too libertarian’ for him this year.
It’s so delicious.
Lying Scott Brown Blingee contest. Go.
[re=518041]El Pinche[/re]: This is why one should never get a weave from an Afghan.
This is great. With all the pandering that’s been done to these people by Romney, T-paw et al., they think they made the sun rise this morning. Haha, back to the mental institution, bitches.
You’re doing a heckuva job Brownie.
Feel the butthurt!
Scottie has the same problem Joseph Cao has in New Orleans — a Republican miraculously elected, walking a dangerous tightrope, really hoping to be re-elected. So Brown’s vote makes sense, but I have to admit I guffawed a bit when I heard about it.
41st vote on the health care bill — but he didn’t promise anything about any other legislation. Bam. Zoom.
MARRY ME!
[re=517999]bago[/re]: Masstea baggers.
This doesn’t mean we all like Scott Brown, now, does it?
Nestea Baggers — can only spew forth unoriginal canned ideas. Never have their own solutions
Hot Tea baggers — see Scott Brown’s FB page
Black tea baggers — mystical, magical teabaggers of which only two remain.
White tea baggers — n-2 of the total population of teabaggers
Green tea baggers — the ones concerned about the environment (i.e. none)
Decaffeinated tea baggers — Anyone? I ran out of Ideas after the first 4…
Wait, Scott Brown was elected to represent the national conservative agenda and vote against all spending? I thought we was elected because Martha Coakley new jackshit about baseball.
Unless Scott Brown puts forth a resolution declaring the New York Yankees as America’s greatest achievement, then he has nothing to worry about.
Wait they have nude nekkid material to work with and they Photoshop his frakking nose? Geniuses.
Paul Knag Worked hard for your dad, thinking he was going to put a finger in the dike of run away government spending. Instead,at first opportunity, he breaks with the GOP and supports Reid’s $15 billion in new pork. What a big disappointment.
I’ll be he’ll feel bad when he learns she’s had more than a few fingers in a dyke.
These retarded teabeggerz are just like another group that will not stand for compromise and becomes belligerent and hostile when opposed: al qaeda.
Teabeggerz = Terroriztz
[re=518059]TurdBlossom[/re]: http://bln.gs/b/1s8nki
[re=518144]Mr Blifil[/re]: That’s not his nose they photoshopped up there…
Where’s your messiah now? Nyaaahh!
Wouldn’t it be a gas if he up and votes for HCR.
Tee hee.
Probably not. But, it would be fun.
[re=518133]gurukalehuru[/re]: i lust after scott brown i do not like him.
Hmmmm. You know what they say?
Big nose, big truck.
wow, what nutjobs. I mean I donated a grand to Obama, and am a little disappointed he didn’t put Noam Chomsky in his cabinet or do basically anything progressive. but I’m not going to go nuts and tweet obscenities over it!
[re=518257]carlgt1[/re]: then yer not a real merikcan!!!!!! commie!
WOLVERINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
They should have known. How many nutz were on his truck?
ZERO. I rest my case.
I was going to say I bet Chris Matthews feels like a dumbass for predicting he’d be a GOP front-runner in 2012, but that’d run contrary to his track-record of being wrong almost all the time and never acknowledging it.
Fan photos pulled down.
[re=518257]carlgt1[/re]: Both my Life Partner and I donated the whole enchilada, $2300 apiece, to Obama. We got a nice glossy invite to the inauguration for our troubles, but that’s it.
And yeah. He disappointed us. I wrote him a very crisp private letter explaining that our money doesn’t grow on trees, that we’d been counting on him to do better, and that his late Progressive Mom would be *very* disappointed in his obnoxious Centrism.
But I didn’t cuss him out, or bitch on his Facebook page, and I’m not seeking to fire him and replace him. For one thing, all the other options (except Kucinich, who will never have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, as America is clearly not ready for an Elfin President) would clearly be so so so much worse.
[re=518460]iolanthe[/re]:
Kucinich is the answer! So cute!!
The teabaggers are pissed at Scott Brown, so they illustrate him with a big nose…
Um, do they even know what some people think a big nose implies?
Uh, you teabag wing-nuts are going down!
[re=518015]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: “Son, I am disappoint” is my new favorite thing ever, except for the non-ironic “Beck/Palin 2012″ comment.
“Son, I am disappoint.” (Boston. Whateves. Say it with a Southern/Riverboat Gambler almost Foghorn Leghorn drawl. It adds to the awesome)
omfg. Brown was a male model who wore pink leather shorts in the ’80′s.
SCORE!
[re=518036]Cape Clod[/re]: “Rogue Maverick” – the forthcoming autobiography of Scott Brown.
[re=518652]One Yield Regular[/re]: MY VOTE MY TRUCK…the story of the missing body parts. A story of Scott Brown
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