• May 26, 2012

Scott Brown’s Last Supporters Hope For Pork Snausages

by Ken Layne  


If these Scott Brown-supporting dogs could type (badly), they would probably be leaving insane messages on Scott Brown’s Facebook page, and posting crazy Twitters tagged #diescottbrowntraitorfag. But they are just dogs! So they’re loyal, unlike teabaggers. These goopy-eyed “blue dogs” just want a sofa to piss on and a warm leg to hump, and if Scott Brown will throw in some Snausages, then we’ve got a “forever family.” [Thanks to Garrett Quinn, again]

{ 30 comments }

Fred Wertham Jr. February 23, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Those dogs are obviously posessed by demon sheep.

SwanSwanH February 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Scott’s all out of Snausages. Will his daughter’s beef curtains suffice?

SmutBoffin February 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm

If the dogs could type (well), they would get opinion writer jobs at the WaPo!

TGY February 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Those are dogs with a secret sorrow.

Buzz Feedback February 23, 2010 at 12:11 pm

What up? Dog.

Texan Bulldoggette February 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Those dogs are smarter than all the bi-peds at CPAC combined.

Snarkalicious February 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=517951]SwanSwanH[/re]: Beggin Strips, indeed.

Mr Blifil February 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm

I was wondering how long until we went full Man on Dog.

proudgrampa February 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm

My tired brain went dyslexic and saw:

“Scott Brown’s Last SUPPER was Pork Snausages”

I didn’t think he’s go suicidal THAT quickly.

qwerty42 February 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm

as the saying goes “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog” ….

JMP February 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Obviously, dogs don’t care about politics; these previously belonged to the other Massachusetts Republican, Mittens, and wanted to thank Scott for letting them ride in his truck instead of strapping them to the roof.

Mr Blifil February 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Bitches.

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 23, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Heh, figures. No surprise that these dogs are Shih-Tzus or, as properly pronounced, “Shit You’s.”

Tommmcatt February 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm

[re=517952]SmutBoffin[/re]:

They’d have to wait for the current rats to retire first.

gurukalehuru February 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm

In the tradition of Barney.

freakishlystrong February 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Two dogs-one snausage.

Come here a minute February 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Those bitches are Kennedys.

JamesMichaelCurley February 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Is that a “Scott Brown Urinal Deodorant Cake”?

krlars February 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm

I hope you guys are paying Garrett…he’s writing your blog this week.

Gopherit February 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm

There is some prime crazy in his FB comments:

Carol Ruggiero Scott – I must say I am disappointed in your vote – more taxes are not what our country needs at this time – how much futher in debt can our country get? My husband and I have been big supporters of you but are disheartened by this.

So….decreasing cuts in taxes is….increasing taxes? Wha?

Deacon Frank Orris February 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm

[re=517988]Gopherit[/re]: You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know, morons.

JMP February 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm

[re=517988]Gopherit[/re]: Of course it is in wignut world. Remember, they’re also saying the attempt to bring back some of the old banking regulations is a new bailout for the banks. See, a tax cut proposed by Democrats just can’t exist, and is actually a tax increase. These people know that what Fox and Rush tell them is true, facts be damned.

Also, I like the decrying of taxes, followed by debt. Which is it, wignut; the only way to get of out would be to raise taxes.

Ducksworthy February 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm

[re=518004]JMP[/re]: No No the only way out of debt is more debt oh and wars also. What are you a Rino?

snideinplainsight February 23, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Three things only shall never forsake you; an old dog, an old wife, and ready cash.

Extemporanus February 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm

[re=517951]SwanSwanH[/re]: [re=517960]Snarkalicious[/re]: I jerky off to them all the time.

sati demise February 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm

umm, is that cheese hanging from the poor dog using shipping tape?
no wonder he haz a sad.

I am calling peta asap.

Vulpes82 February 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Doggies! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Sorry, but that’s about the level of discourse I can manage when there are cute dogs involved. Well, the white one is cute, anyway, but that’s just because we live in a racist society.)

Jukesgrrl February 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Teddy took his dogs to the office. It’s the Socialist thing to do.

Tundra Grifter February 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I thought the great thing about the Internets is that nobody knows you’re a dog.

That brunette’s glowing green eyes are quite compelling.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 23, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Wouldn’t be complete without some LOLdogs.

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