I love you, oh, you pay my rent.Everyone remembers exactly where they were, what they were doing and which socks they were wearing (on their hands) when Michelle Malkin sold her blog “Hot Air” to some other person or group, a while ago. But now the Hot Air blog is suddenly in love with homosexuals, and wingnuts are furious!

How could anyone do this to the famous wingnut blog?

The important news organization reports on this developing/breaking story:

Wow. Just as soon as the “Hot Air” blog was purchased by the Christian conglomerate Salem Communications from conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, it has suddenly become an advocate for all things gay. What in the world is up with that?

For background, GOPROUD is an organization dedicated to advancing special rights for homosexual behavior, and advocates the overthrow of the Defense of Marriage Act and the overthrow of the law banning homosexual service in the military.

Not only was GOPROUD welcomed at CPAC, an event which is supposed to be the annual showcase for conservative values, the organization was allowed to sponsor the event, giving visibility and recognition to its effort to legitimize sexual deviancy.

Wow, indeed.

So, this week the wingtards are furious about a) Scott Brown voting for some tax breaks for companies that hire American workers, b) Glenn Beck being too liberal, and c) a wingnut blog not calling for a homosexual holocaust. Carry on, freedom fighters!

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  1. This makes me want to insert my penis into a Republican’s rectum and wriggle it around in excrement until I ejaculate into said rectum or vomit into said Republican’s mouth, whichever comes first.

  2. Hoo boy. Malkin becomes a fag hag, GOProud wriggles around in CPAC’s excrement, Scott Brown wore pink leather shorts this one time… the GOP’s gone gayer than Christmas!

  3. Does she blog? Does she talk?
    Does she go crazy?
    My contard racist Malkin
    Always made me starburst in my seat

    She was pure like
    No one could ever stain
    The memory of my Malkin
    Could never cause me pain

    Days go by I’m lookin’ through her former blog
    And there’s some homo called Ed saying gays are people!

    My blood runs cold
    My wingnuts have just been sold
    The blog has now gone homo
    Blog has just gone homo

  4. Ken, you mistakenly and too casually use the image of an elephant to represent republicans.
    That all changed last week when the image of a trailer was adopted as the new GOP symbol.

  5. [re=517929]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I’ve heard Malkin is kicking the habit of scoring in cars. but really, Peter Wolf was not in the band for Centerfold, and is it really Geils without Wolf?

  6. The Right in the USA at the moment is like a drunk in an alley staggering and peeing on his own shoes – every single day. It’s funny and disgusting all at the same time.

  7. [re=517945]NJB[/re]: And what’s particularly fucked up is that they’re staggering drunk right out of the closet and back into power in the House in 2010 if the Democrats don’t get their shit in order, handle the media properly, and get in control of the narrative. They’ve been outsmarted by BOB FUCKING MCDONNELL, graduate of Dipshit McGoo’s Fanatic Diploma Mill and Sodomy Factory fer chrissakes.

  8. Sorry, right-wing blogs and Fox news, you created this lumbering beast with a thousand heads but just one retarded brain, and now you own it. Normally it would be sad and frightening to see children turn on and cannibalize their own parents, but you guys deserve it.

  9. Wow — CPAC allows the gays, but forbid them to speak or sell anything and they still get criticized. And yet they allow the John Birch Society, which has taken the most loathesome racist stances and is to the right of Joe McCarthy, and no conservatives have anything to say about that. And then they wonder why everybody perceives them as medieval throwbacks with no sense.

  10. It is expected that when the jobs bill come to an up or down vote, even more Republicans are going to jump on the bandwagon. Can’t wait for the tearing of beards and rending of garments from the teabaggers when that happens.

  11. [re=517922]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Looking at the description at the nut site, Bryan Fischer seems obsessed with teh gheyz … I dunno, he was “active” in Idaho — maybe in a wide stance kind of way.

  12. See, GOProud, the Republicans don’t want you; they hate your guts, and even just allowing you to acknowledge your existence at their conference was too much for many of the full wignuts. If you want a conservative economic policy of government controlled by business interests and obsessed with tax cuts that doesn’t hate your guts, there’s already a party that supports that, called the Democrats.

  13. “annual showcase for conservative values”

    Try instead: Annual showcase for conservative rhetoric.
    See, if you are honest from the get-go, things are much clearer later on.

    (and also lamest school yard costume championship . . .)

  14. [re=517950]JMP[/re]: Just what I was thinking.

    Fox & Republicans used these slobbering idiots — hell, *created* these slobbering idiots — to win elections.

    But now it turns out that a vast herd of illiterate slobbering violent heavily-armed idiots who believe, uncritically, whatever the last inflammatory jackass who looks like them or vomits the right shibboleths tells them, who have been encouraged to act as threatening and irrational as possible (’cause that makes great TV!) are … KINDA HARD TO CONTROL!

    Who knew?

  15. Sex is a reproductive act, people. Homosexual behavior cannot cause reproduction – it’s simple common sense! “And the LORD said to them, be fruitful, and multiply…” Let’s follow this to it’s logical conclusion. We multiply and multiply, and, owing partly to modern medicine, we finally wake up to find there are 50 billion people on the planet. What a beautiful world that will be!

    Unless those cursed homosexuals jump in a ruin it for us all.

    Also, while I’m on this rant, I’d also like to profess my profound appreciation for the wingnut argument against homosexuality that goes like this: If everyone was gay, the human species would soon die off. Brilliant! And it makes no point whatsoever!

  16. [re=517959]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: But Fox News will still lead with the headline, “Obama can’t swim. Is this because he’s a fascist maoist Nazi communist socialist liberal death panelist? Also too”.

  17. [re=517987]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And if everyone on earth got hitched and had three kids, humanity would face starvation and eventual extinction as the Earth’s resources are completely fucking depleted, and everyone is too poor to be able to think about paying for things like colonizing space. Go heteros!

    What’s that? There’s some point in the middle of these two options that would allow for a SUSTAINABLE human population? Nonsense, and also blasphemy.

    Also, wingnuts ignore the important part of that biblical passage, “be fruitful.”


    [re=517919]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=517920]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: They have junk in their trunk from spelunking their trunk in their junk?

  19. [re=517948]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Then again – if anyone could possibly make the inept Dems look half-decent, it’s the rabid batshits on the Right – with all their talk of “ideological purity” and their “umbrage amplifier” always turned up to 11.

    It would help the conservative case a little more if they didn’t insist that anyone to the left of Josef Goebbels was a Socialist Marxist Stooge of the Democrat Party or whatever.

    Of course, if Dems could wake up and actually stand for something without sticking a wet fucking finger in the air first, that might help.

  20. [re=517984]Tommmcatt[/re]: I haven’t, but be my guest. Me, I’m more of a sunshine Pauley Patriot. Have to say, though, this is one of the best wingnut cartoons ever.

  21. [re=517939]Prommie[/re]: Yes he was – the video starts with a scene of him in school. Centerfold was recorded in 1981 and he didn’t leave until 83 or 84.

  22. The pix of the editors or webmasters or whatever show a series of white males, none of whom can be under forty and several obviously over. But I’m sure that’s a coincidence.

  23. “…special rights for homosexual behavior…” Whiskey Tango Foxtwat? It this like “Special People?” Or just “you’re special…?”

  24. Isn’t Michelle Malkin a lesbian? Wasn’t she married to Ann Coulter for a couple of years? Didn’t they get married in Vermont, buy a farm and adopt several children from Madonna?

  25. [re=517945]NJB[/re]: The Right in the USA at the moment is like a drunk in an alley staggering and peeing on his own shoes – every single day. It’s funny and disgusting all at the same time.

    No, the Right in the USA at the moment is like a Korean hooker at the Monsan Turkey Farm blowing your platoon dog, Trash, for five dollars. THAT was funny and disgusting at the same time. (Obviously, I used to know where a dog could have a real good time, but no more.)

  26. Memo from the office of Public Enlightenment (das Volksaufklaerungsamt) of the Tea Party (Idiotenspartei):

    “Gay rights” shall be referred to as “special rights for homosexual behavior” or SRHB for short, also abbreviated and thus the abbreviation shall no longer mean “Senate Republicans Humping Boys.”

    The term “democratic” when used to describe a political party shall be shortened in all cases to “democrat” but the terms “socialist” and “communist” shall be lengthened to “socialistic” and “communistic” to balance out the language.

    Republicans who disagree with anything Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh has ever said, shall be referred to only as RINO’s, never as republicans nor as conservatives. This especially includes instances where either Beck or Limbaugh contradicted each other or even themselves.

    The term “quit” when used by Tea Party Members (Idiotensparteimitglieder) such as Sarah Palin (die Winterhexe) shall mean “to continue on, to persevere, to complete the term.” Example: Sarah Palin (die Winterhexe) didn’t quit.

    And finally, the use of the term “retarded” shall trigger overblown displays of false outrage (Winterhexenempoerung) at all times.*

    Sincerely (Heuchlerisch)

    Joe (Joseph) Teabagger (Goebbels)

    *except when the speaker is grossly overweight, addicted to illegal prescription drugs and a complete douche (komplette Dusche).

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