#FORPRESIDENTMYASS  6:45 pm February 22, 2010

Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter

by Ken Layne

OMG!
In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who’s cold goin’ nuts on the Twitter?

RINO!
If enough of Scott Brown’s girlfriends break up with him on Twitter at the same time, does Obamacare automatically pass? [The Twitter/RedMassGroup]

 

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Barrelhse February 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm

I hope they snap each other’s dicks off during this furious circle-jerk.

OzoneTom February 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Hmmm, lisalisabug looks kinda cute.

Where was I? Oh yeah, look look he’s a RINO!

Carrie_Okie February 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Thtop the tweeth! I am cwying over heahw. Next Meg McCabe will cold dive on Palin’s muff.

Allyson February 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Wow, I guess Scott Brown can’t please anyone but the Cosmo centerfold photographer…think I’ll have a cup of tea with a shot of Jack Daniels to celebrate.

BarackMyWorld February 22, 2010 at 7:00 pm

The Tea Partier have a point. Doesn’t history teach us that the Great Depression ended because FDR balanced the federal budget?

Wanderlust February 22, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Obviously, the ghost of Teddy took over Scott’s body and forced him to vote “yes”. Someone needs to call Mike Pence to perform a much-needed exorcism on him.

El Pinche February 22, 2010 at 7:02 pm

OMG OMFG!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??? JOBS??? HELPING P.PP..PPPEEOPLE!?? (BIGGER, MORE CAPITALIZED FONT) WHAT HAVE WE DONE????

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2010 at 7:03 pm

Taxachusits strikes again!!

Teabaggers = Retards

SayItWithWookies February 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Awww, they’re so cute when they get mad — I just hope they have many, many chances to do it again.

mcc February 22, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Is… is that a twitter in which the only actual word was “Fuck”?

Texan Bulldoggette February 22, 2010 at 7:10 pm

WTH does the 2nd poster mean about not being a ‘full bird’? Is that some northeast term for not being completely bat-shit loco?

petehammer February 22, 2010 at 7:11 pm

Well, according to Cosmo he’s all about the stimulus package.

Wasn’t this guy the star of some Teabagger convention (not that he attended, and not CPAC) where all the Teabaggers were talking him up? I heard some interviews on NPR where the TBers were asked about his stances on abortion and gay rights.

Hilarity ensued.

sati demise February 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm

The Red Wave?

proudgrampa February 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Oh, look at the cute little twitterers.

“I tink I taw a democrat!”

Dean Booth February 22, 2010 at 7:19 pm

A FCINO, a demon sheep!

Fox n Fiends February 22, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Why are Conservatives using a computer? Reagan didn’t use a computer! Jesus didn’t use a computer! Glenn Beck can’t use a computer! Total traitors, these twitterers.

mookworthjwilson February 22, 2010 at 7:20 pm

[re=517505]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: It refers to his military rank…I didn’t know the Army took votes on legislation into account when promoting…

Colonel Mustard February 22, 2010 at 7:25 pm

So many angry white people! It’s like my family reunion.

BlueStateLibtard February 22, 2010 at 7:29 pm

Wow, what a bunch of sad fails.

RoscoePColtraine February 22, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Wingnuts are no longer gay for Scott Brown. Now they’re just gay. (Not that there’s anything WRONG WITH THAT.)

superfecta February 22, 2010 at 7:36 pm

I love the advice for him to avoid following Olympia Snowe’s example, since that would make him bow out before finishing a term…or was that someone else?

tootsieroll February 22, 2010 at 7:38 pm

I love it. One twit says “WE got him elected. period.”

4tehlulz February 22, 2010 at 7:39 pm

I THOWT U WER INDEPENDANT Y U NOT VOTE REPUB ALL THE TIEM

windupbird February 22, 2010 at 7:42 pm

“Former Vice President Dick Cheney is hospitalized after experiencing chest pains, his staff says.”

Please, don’t tease us like that CNN. We all know he’s a ‘borg.

stolichnayaaa February 22, 2010 at 7:44 pm

Today we are all the Founding Tweeters.

donner_froh February 22, 2010 at 7:44 pm

[re=517513]mookworthjwilson[/re]: I figured that full bird = bird colonel with the eagle badge of rank, one up from lieutenant colonel or light colonel, but thought that “your (sic) not a full bird” could also have some really disgusting teabag meaning known only to them.

rocktonsammy February 22, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Fuck this, I’m sending faxes and telegrams for now on.

Tweetard Nation.

loquaciousmusic February 22, 2010 at 7:58 pm

I just had to read Alfred Young’s terrific The Shoemaker and the Tea Party for my graduate school class. Then do you know what I had to do? Can you guess?

That’s right: I had to write a paper about the modern-day “Tea Party movement.”

This vote comes as a nice cherry on the top of a night of liberal academic pursuits. Thanks, Scotty!

DC Hates Me February 22, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Ascii scribble
Word noise soup
Haiku headache
Tweet

Extemporanus February 22, 2010 at 8:00 pm

“Whoever handles @ScottBrownMA’s Twitter…”

Scott Brown has a twat handler?! So that’s why his Cosmo spread showed nothin’ but crease!

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard!”

TheWaltonFirm February 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Im gonna make a game that grabs political twitter feeds and then makes the user guess which cimments are from wingnuts based just on the avatar image

DP February 22, 2010 at 8:02 pm

That guy had a shorter honeymoon than Ernest Borgnine and Martha Ray…

TheWaltonFirm February 22, 2010 at 8:03 pm

the best yet:

“Wait till @scottbrownma logs on to Twitter!!!!!!!! LMAO 876,398 angry messages!!! I hope it blows up his computer!”

these people think they matter!

Escape Goat Nation February 22, 2010 at 8:04 pm

LOL! Dey want dere cuntry back…again!
Back when it was better…30 days ago.

mcc February 22, 2010 at 8:05 pm

[re=517545]TheWaltonFirm[/re]: The intern who maintains the “scottbrownma” account will be SO flustered!

comicbookguy February 22, 2010 at 8:11 pm

He’s a FCRBRADSANJINO! Fiscal conservative republican but really a demon sheep and not just in name only!

Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Kinda makes you want to chant that a million times outside the Chrysler building.

tootsieroll February 22, 2010 at 8:12 pm

[re=517545]TheWaltonFirm[/re]: No this is even better:

Glumwheels: @ScottBrownMA sucked a big black dick at #cpac and swallowed the semen

TheWaltonFirm February 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm

[re=517551]tootsieroll[/re]: yeah I had to stop a minute for that one

comicbookguy February 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm

[re=517542]TheWaltonFirm[/re]: you mean Scott Or Not?

[re=517532]donner_froh[/re]: They like to go “full bird” when they give each other the “dirty rino”

The sheep are nervous tonight.

mookworthjwilson February 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm

[re=517532]donner_froh[/re]: It means that too…

stolichnayaaa February 22, 2010 at 8:21 pm

Conservatwitter humor is like a tour of teen comedy from a bygone age that wasn’t all that successful in the first place.

Great vote… Not! Psych! Weight has nothing to do with it!

Dashboard_Buddha February 22, 2010 at 8:21 pm

The tweets are nothing…check out his Facebook page. They are in serious full froth mode there. I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch were pre-flighting their small single engine aircraft right now.

Scandalabra February 22, 2010 at 8:21 pm

That guy had a shorter honeymoon than Ernest Borgnine and Martha Ray…

That has to be the best comment in the history of the internet so far

stolichnayaaa February 22, 2010 at 8:23 pm

[re=517550]comicbookguy[/re]: “FCRBRADSANJINO!”

well, it does have “Brad” in it, which rings true.

Hi, I’m Brad Sanjino!

RoscoePColtraine February 22, 2010 at 8:24 pm

[re=517543]DP[/re]: You mean Ethel Merman.

But, regardless of that little mistake: HEY-O!

An Outhouse February 22, 2010 at 8:27 pm

DICK CHENEY HOSPITALIZED

God heard me! Praying works! Halleluja or however you spell it!!!!!!
OMFG there is a God. Gotta get to the liquor sore before it closes!

stolichnayaaa February 22, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Reading this stuff, I think if we combined the Twats and the MyFace comments, you’d be on your way to some kind of Master Douchebag List. This will be Scott Brown’s legacy. Well this and the truck thing. And his daughter. No, the other one.

Come here a minute February 22, 2010 at 8:31 pm

Dick, we wish you the best for a speedy resolution to all your heart problems for all eternity.

Escape Goat Nation February 22, 2010 at 8:36 pm

This is more fucking awful than when the American Public were conned into liking Milli Vanilli.
This is big time bad.

loquaciousmusic February 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Jesus, the Facebook page is PURE GOLD. You must go visit it now and spend hours reading every single solitary crazy comment:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Brown/178795233167?v=feed&story_fbid=325681096282

Mr Blifil February 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm

Scott Brown and his lack of pants is renowned.

loquaciousmusic February 22, 2010 at 8:42 pm

[re=517574]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Here’s a sample:

TIME TO UNFRIEND YOUR LYIN ASS YOU TRAITOR…..I HOPE MY DONATIONS AND TIME SPENT TO HELP YOU GET ELECTED,PLEASES YOUR PATHETIC ASS…YOU HAVE YOUR NERVE…LYING AND DECEIVING WILL HAUNT YOUR ASS. I WISH YOU BAD LUCK, AND KARMA, YOU ASSHOLE……

I’m rendered speechless. The bubble has burst. 18 days in & you vote with the dems on a spending bill that Congress has no authority to spend? Stimulus 3 Scott, it will fail as the other 2 did.

A CALL TO ACTION: ATTN FACEBOOK USERS: SHOW YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN SCOTTS VOTE BY DELETING HIM FROM YOUR FACEBOOK !!!

Not to be up front but FUCK YOU SCOTT BROWN

Joshua Norton February 22, 2010 at 8:42 pm

[re=517566]An Outhouse[/re]: Nah. Remember Rush’s so-called “cardiac event”? You have to actually have a heart to have heart problems.

assistant/atlas February 22, 2010 at 8:43 pm

I’m now positive that rendering thoughts in 140 characters necessitates retardation. Thanks, Twatter!

[re=517521]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Um, unless you’re a wingnut…

El Pinche February 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm

[re=517566]An Outhouse[/re]: Let’s not suck each other’s Dicks quite yet. He has the best socialized medicine on Earth.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 22, 2010 at 8:45 pm

It is time for the Teabaggers to stand up and demand a recall of Scott Brown. Unless they do this, no one will take them seriously.

[re=517529]windupbird[/re]: Don’t be fooled, Dick Cheney has nothing vital in his chest.

stolichnayaaa February 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm

This is one of you guys, right?

“Thomas Rearick
BIG MISTAKE Scott,you might as well write them a check,create a job my buttocks
6 minutes ago · Report”

It sounds like a gay porn script translated into Japanese and back. And “Thomas Rearick”?

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 8:50 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35529967/ns/politics-more_politics/

Emergency notice: Dick Cheney taken back to Castle Dracula with chest pains. Resting well after being bathed in the tears of small Mexicans.

Holy Cow!! February 22, 2010 at 8:53 pm

Let the RINO claims begin.

tootsieroll February 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm

[re=517574]loquaciousmusic[/re]:

“David Shorter You discust me… To think I thought you were for real. I wept when I thought we had won back our liberty. Look out Marxism, here we come. Thanks for nothing Scott. God have mercy on your politician’s soul. Reid, Pelosi, holy lord bama… heck, the darkest evil in Hell cheered as you voted. I think I am going to be sick now!”

These people need medication.

BlueStateLibtard February 22, 2010 at 9:07 pm

“Kenneth Sexton: Wow Mass voters!! You elected a wolf in sheeps clothing!!!” An evil, glowering red-eyed sheep baaaat that!

Smoke Filled Roommate February 22, 2010 at 9:07 pm

And he owns a truck! *squeal*

eclecticbrotha February 22, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Real Twits
________________

“campaigning for anti-spending means that YOU vote against SPENDING! Got it?” getting spammed like a mofo. but, my favorite has to be:

Crucial411: @ScottBrownMA A country that God built-Think about who U are going up against when you vote against the will of the people! God ALWAYS WINS!

Remember, kids: if you go against the will of the people by actually trying find them jobs to pay their bills, feed their kids, pay off their mortgage GOD WITH SO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!111

Limeylizzie February 22, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Sierra Sunshine is a wee bit of a misnomer, she sounds a right cunt.

Sierra Sunshine
Now we can’t even get through to your phone you JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WORK FOR US AND YOUR BOSSES ARE CALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smitallica February 22, 2010 at 9:12 pm

So this guy is a RINO because he chose to vote for a jobs bill made up mostly of tax cuts, which is the key plank in the R platform?

These people are fucking idiots.

MzNicky February 22, 2010 at 9:13 pm

[re=517566]An Outhouse[/re]: Did this happen before or after Torso Brown’s betrayal of America? Whatever. Darth does this drama queen thing every time someone does something to harm the troops, or is mean to Palin retards. Fucking attention whore. Why won’t he just quit being such a tease and drop dead already?

Toonces February 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm

These people have gone FULL RETARD.

southern mark smith February 22, 2010 at 9:16 pm

OT, but

BREAKING NEWS: Rielle Hunter is cheating on John Edwards with Jeff Goldblum.

sorry.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Benjamin is constitarded:

Benjamin Where in the constitution does it give you the power to pass this?

windupbird February 22, 2010 at 9:21 pm

This is a comment from boston.com:

slaterj66 wrote:
“He’s dead to me.

I will never donate to a political campaign again for as long as I live.”

If only….

Dashboard_Buddha February 22, 2010 at 9:22 pm

[re=517602]Toonces[/re]: Toonces…please. A better way to say it is, “The people have gone full Palin-American”

eclecticbrotha February 22, 2010 at 9:25 pm

[re=517606]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Can we call it a “Palindrone?”

Dashboard_Buddha February 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

[re=517604]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: No way…that must be a libtard on a strafing mission.

WadISay February 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

So will the right wingers send him bags of salt, or, being “Brown”, will it be toilet paper?

Dashboard_Buddha February 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

[re=517608]eclecticbrotha[/re]: Excellent.

Bearbloke February 22, 2010 at 9:31 pm

[re=517587]S.Luggo[/re]: Next comes Cheney’s daily sponge-bath in the blood of tortured Iraqi children, and he’s as good as new!

imissopus February 22, 2010 at 9:31 pm

The comments on his Facebook page are pure comedy gold.

imissopus February 22, 2010 at 9:33 pm

[re=517599]Limeylizzie[/re]: Check out Sierra’s profile. I think she’s a troll. Not that that makes it any less funny.

Downtheroadapiece February 22, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Cue the Edward G. Robinson ‘Ware’s ya Messiaaah naaaww??’.

Lest the Redtards should forget, he’s still represinting the Mass. Ya ken take the Kennedy out of the seat but ya can’t take the librul out of the congresscritter.

Buzz Feedback February 22, 2010 at 9:37 pm

If I were an actual retard I’d be suing these retards for defamation.

Oh My February 22, 2010 at 9:43 pm

I can just envision all these Brownbaggers running through the streets with pitchforks right about now. It seems like eons ago that it was Brown in 2012, course, that was only yesterday.

BaconTime February 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Scott Brown 2012! The future of the Republican Pa—I HATE YOU FOREVAR SCOTT

Rajul February 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Only thing to do now is sit back and wait for RedState to come up with some bizarre, schizophrenic retribution for Scott Brown’s treachery…what’s Brown? Fudge! How do you get rid of fudge? You pack it! Who packs fudge? Andrew Breitbart! So what we need to do is send Andrew Breitbart to Scott Brown’s office as many times as possible in the hopes that Andrew will get to pack some fudge! Send cash or checks made out to “Erik Erik Erikson” and be sure to put “fudge packing services” in the memo line!

Army of None February 22, 2010 at 9:54 pm

[re=517561]Scandalabra[/re]: Wasn’t it EB and Ethel Merman?

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Escape Goat Nation February 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm

Thanks a lot Mr Man! You’ve really done it now Scott Brown. Trig has been crying his little eyes out for the last 6 hours!

Eric the Salmon February 22, 2010 at 10:03 pm

[re=517620]Rajul[/re]: As a Detroit resident, I can only hope they send him thousands of trucks. More stimulus!

Or barring that, nutz.

El Pinche February 22, 2010 at 10:08 pm

Unfortunately, Happy Trails will get the death threats from these mongoloids.

southern mark smith February 22, 2010 at 10:08 pm

[re=517624]S.Luggo[/re]: From cocksure to circumspect in just one month? That’s not Redstate I can believe in.

snideinplainsight February 22, 2010 at 10:13 pm

“Mr. Senator, don’t forget, WE ARE THE PEOPLE” – it’s like some kind of zen haiku of wingnut twitterdom.

My kids won’t ever get to sleep, I’m laughing so loud.

Escape Goat Nation February 22, 2010 at 10:20 pm

Oh my goodness!
A Stop Scott Brown Spacebook thingy has popped up

http://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-Scott-Brown/312447961593?ref=mf&v=wall

ivenson February 22, 2010 at 10:26 pm
MzNicky February 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm

[re=517629]snideinplainsight[/re]: I also have been for about half an hour emitting the sort of howling boisterous guffawing that makes the cats and dogs all run out of the room in terror. HAW HAW HAW these are the moments that make life still seem worth living, for a little while longer anyway.

ivenson February 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm
assistant/atlas February 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm

[re=517592]tootsieroll[/re]: ironically, they’ll probably need some type of government healthcare to get it.

Bearbloke February 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm

[re=517566]An Outhouse[/re]: You prayed to just *one* God for Cheney’s long-past-due fatal heart problems? I prayed to all 12 Lords of Kobol – starting with Jupiter and Mars, in the traditional Tauron manner…

/geek off
/nerd on

I just got a ring from my Senior-Bear, saying that a package from a Yank mate just came in the post – dvds of Caprica ! – which is so far only on telly in the States, Britain, Eire and Canuckistan… but I’ve got it now and I’m thrilled! However, I’m also now conflicted as to if I should indulge in the satisfying fantasy of Caprica, or watch the news for the potentially satisfying reality of Darth Cheney snuffing it tonight… perhaps prosecutors from The Hague should pay ‘im a visit in hospital before it’s too late, no?

ivenson February 22, 2010 at 10:32 pm

[re=517634]ivenson[/re]: total link fail, fucko…

Anyhoo, go to his photos and look at the picture of Pelosi with the droopy boobs and Obama necklace tastefully concealing her hoohah. It is titled “Thanks, Scott!”

jetjaguar February 22, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Oh, what tangled, stupid webs we weave.

jetjaguar February 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm

also,

HAHAHAHAHAHA

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 10:36 pm

[re=517612]Bearbloke[/re]: Dick will be out of the hospital ICU, spry as a spring lamb, as soon as he can whisper, “dial Crawford 666 and fuck the goddamn Food Stamp program”.

[re=517615]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Win.

“Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of little Rico?”

Cicada February 22, 2010 at 10:40 pm

Positive: Scott Brown is pissing of the Teabaggers.
Negative: this might mean he gets re-elected in MA.

Positive: more Naked Senator jokes!
Negative: Jay Leno does Naked Senator jokes.

Mad Brahms February 22, 2010 at 10:45 pm

[re=517630]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Holy fuck, check out the “Photos” section. Why, that’s not misogynistic at all!

foulmouthed mrscreant February 22, 2010 at 10:48 pm

[re=517644]Cicada[/re]: Ahhh, the pros and cons of naked RINO’s.

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 10:59 pm

[re=517630]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:
Some people can’t take a punch.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-Scott-Brown/312447961593#!
“Brenda
He will not receive another kind word or another thin dime from me! Screw you, douch canoe!” Dowch?

Mad Brahms February 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm

[re=517649]S.Luggo[/re]: “Scott Brown’s “Around Town” schedule is posted in “Discussions”. Maybe a little “heart to heart” with Scott is in order….”

I don’t know if being confronted by angry teabaggers is more comic or frightening. Probably comic for him, but resulting almost in inevitable comedy for us, provide we get the youtubes.

Dashboard_Buddha February 22, 2010 at 11:11 pm

I just got kicked out of that group. I can’t imagine why. What a bunch of douch bags.

SayItWithWookies February 22, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Memo to Eric Holder: Do you really want Dick Cheney pulling a Ken Lay on your watch? Strike while there’s still a battery on this green earth that can cause that shrivelled, wretched squeaking raisin of a heart of his to pump enough blood and roach poison through his body to keep that festering, paranoid knot of conscienceless neurons that occupies the place of a brain alive enough for him to curse the rule of law as he’s hauled off to an oubliette of sufficient comfort for a man of his stature.

Scooter February 22, 2010 at 11:25 pm

In between the RNC MFers who expect him to be the 41st NO vote and the Mass. liberals who expect him to vote like a Kennedy, I predict Scott Brown’s life will soon become a living hell.

Plus having your junk folded and stapled must really hurt.

Hooray For Anything February 22, 2010 at 11:28 pm

[re=517580]El Pinche[/re]: I won’t get excited about the Cheney news until the Ewok’s start dancing

sati demise February 22, 2010 at 11:43 pm

[re=517619]BaconTime[/re]: He’s a Maverick!(tm)

Escape Goat Nation February 22, 2010 at 11:44 pm

“Carmen
WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE DOOOMED with politicians like Scott Brown who pretende to care for the PEOPLE and are nothing more than socialists, half liberal RHINOS!.
* SCOTT HAS PREPARED HIS COUFFING FOR A NOT TO FAR FUNERAL. Never again! Scott its just another mistake!”

NYNYNY February 22, 2010 at 11:44 pm

Jobs bills, recovery acts, healthcare bills. This is no longer the america I knew. Guess how they’re paying for this you sheeple! They’re raising the taxes on the newer and larger yachts I buy every year! Wake up america! Or I will move to Aruba!

drpangloss February 22, 2010 at 11:46 pm

What the fuck do these syphilitic cock goblins expect. You vote in a guy that had shown clearly that he was willing to work and actually make things happen. You might not agree with the guy but at least if he gets voted in he’ll do more than vote No on everything. Funny thing these asshole conservative fucktards keep saying “We vote no because that’s what the ‘American People’ want us to do”. No No No, you fuckwits the American People, the sane ones anyway expect you to do your fucking job. Make law, fix problems that are bigger than we can fix as individuals. Get the mutherfucking lead and Mercury out of our drinking water or have the motherfucker who put it there strung up by their balls. Crackpot “Terrorists” want to destroy this country? Fuck you! More people are killed in a month by faulty auto parts. You giant sack of teabagging mushmouthed dogs bollocks! Fuck you and your tricornnered hat, Mary!

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 11:54 pm
swamijoe February 22, 2010 at 11:57 pm

[re=517496]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Thanks for that…just posted your reply to Scott Brown’s FB page, now we’ll see how long it stays? (sorry but I couldn’t think of anything better to say at the time! :)

Downtheroadapiece February 23, 2010 at 12:01 am

Has anyone been brave enough to see if Freepers have gone more berzerk than usual over this? I’m not really up for that kind of insanity myself today….

swamijoe February 23, 2010 at 12:11 am

[re=517663]drpangloss[/re]: LOL ‘syphilitic cock goblins’ …I’ve said some pretty vulgar/ nasty/ obscene things about repigs over the last 10+ years but never coulda put that one together…well played sir!

NYNYNY February 23, 2010 at 12:18 am
predilectrix February 23, 2010 at 12:21 am

[re=517656]SayItWithWookies[/re]: An imprecation for the ages.

Escape Goat Nation February 23, 2010 at 12:30 am

It can’t get any worse. The Nuts are now playing The Big One, The Nuclear Option. The…The…The
DEFRIENDING!

“Nadav
defriending Scott Brown is very easy, just click on friends, search his name, and put your mouse over his profile section and there shoudl be an X button that you can click on and delete him”

imissopus February 23, 2010 at 12:35 am

You are a lying RINO phony! The people put you in office…we will drag you right back out. This jobs bill is MORE DEBT FOR OUR CHILDREN. YOU are steeling from my family. As the tea party organizer in San Diego with a network of 165 in California we will be counting the minutes till election day.

Oooo, 165 people in California? The state that is 3000 miles away from Massachusetts? These people are too awesome.

You are off my ‘Friends List” Scott!!!

I love how these retards are all de-friending him and then trumpeting the hell out of it. Do they think he’s a ten-year-old girl?

S.Luggo February 23, 2010 at 12:44 am

[re=517669]NYNYNY[/re]: Scratch and sniff? Go ask Malkin.

At least “RINOs” was not misspelled.

Escape Goat Nation February 23, 2010 at 12:57 am

LOOK OUT YOU LIBERALS!!
We are now holding a Liberty Concert* in Santa Cruz!!

*Liberty Concert appears to be a DJ with a Karaoke machine.
http://www.libertyconcerts.us/

pants of doom February 23, 2010 at 12:59 am

Hi Ted.

S.Luggo February 23, 2010 at 1:08 am

Love is a very tender thing:
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%40scottbrownMA
Realtime results for @scottbrownMA

Suck on it, tea baggers.
*******
[re=517673]imissopus[/re]:
“You are off my ‘Friends List” Scott!!!”
1. Is Scott a verb?
2. Question: Will their friendship rings pins be returned to Brown or be kept tucked in taffeta within their scented, hope chest drawers? Just asking.

artpepper February 23, 2010 at 1:13 am

Scott Brown voted with the Dems? He obviously has no clue how this “bipartisan” thing works. Did he at least demand that they scrap the bill and start over?

As for the twitterati … I’m sure all these people are true policy wonks, who know exactly which provisions they object to in the bill.

El Pinche February 23, 2010 at 1:35 am

So what happens next month or whenever when he votes Repug? Will some of the psychopaths that told him to fuck off (e.g. I knew you were RINO SCUM!) on facebook forgive him and send him Hickory Farms assorted sausages gift boxes?

Mr Blifil February 23, 2010 at 1:38 am

Where was Michael Steele while all this was happening?

El Pinche February 23, 2010 at 1:42 am

Holyshit..

DebzISHere: @ScottBrownMA AGAIN, ANOTHER STINKING DIRTY CORRUPT SCUM SUCKING LEECH!! YOU LIED!! U FIT RIGHT IN WITH OBAMA!! ur a disgrace!!!

DebzISHere: @ScottBrownMA uR THOUGHTS ON THE JOBS BILL? Let me tell ya something DOWNTOWN DIRTY BROWN, WE PUT U IN OFFICE, WE WILL TAKE U OUT!

Take it easy there, DebzNeedzAdderal . It’s just one vote.

Scott Brown won’t vote for Obamacare just to avoid mass retard suicide. Hmmmm, yes, this is a very clever grass roots movement.

S.Luggo February 23, 2010 at 2:15 am

[re=517686]Mr Blifil[/re]: Someone at the RNC winter conference forgot to book Mike a return flight from Hawaii. Mistakes, such things will happen. At this poimt, the Hawaii Republican Party is trying to determine if it has a reverse extradiction agreement with the mainland US.

[re=517688]El Pinche[/re]: “It’s just one vote.”

For want of a vote for Big Business, a kingdom was lost.

AddHomonym February 23, 2010 at 3:13 am

Jobs bill = OPPRESSION. Rise up people!1!

Smoke Filled Roommate February 23, 2010 at 3:22 am

Mr. Brown goes to Washington..

Riza I guess you have to do whatever it takes….like posing naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly Sanders Unhappy TEXAN here. Could not vote for him, but did support his campaign, mindfully, spiritually, & with $.

Emily McIntyre Heisner What a disappointment! My children have been robbed once again! Where exactly do you think the money is going to come from?????

In this small tardsample there are repeated child-muggings, an unhappy Texan, and Naked.
Which undoubtedly means one thing– “Yer a librul DooDoo Brown!!!”

iwillsavethispatient February 23, 2010 at 4:08 am

We need to create a script that will retweet each gloating tweet that these very angry wingnuts posted when Scott Brown was elected last month.

gurukalehuru February 23, 2010 at 4:18 am

OT, but WTH Raccoon killer Steven King (not the writer, who is cool, but the Iowa congressman) said that he empathizes with Joe Stack and people should implode IRS offices.

The Lucky Wife February 23, 2010 at 5:46 am

[re=517685]El Pinche[/re]: Whatever they do, it will be fun to watch. I guess the teabaggers were too busy checking out Scott’s Cosmo spread to check out his voting record.

Sparky McGruff February 23, 2010 at 6:34 am

[re=517673]imissopus[/re]: 165 people in a state of 37 million. Hell, you can get 165 people “organized” to fight a change in toilet paper brands at an Interstate 5 truck stop. “TOO ROUGH! TWO PLY OR DIE!”

freakishlystrong February 23, 2010 at 7:56 am

Um..isn’t the flip side of this the fact that 36 fucking Republicans voted AGAINST a jobs bill? Goddamn dirty hypocrites, they’ve been screaming about jobs for months as a way of distracting their obstructionism on HCR.

loquaciousmusic February 23, 2010 at 8:40 am

Here’s another one from the Facebook page:

Benjamin Jones:

I want my campaign contribution back. You DID NOT do what you said you would do. READ THE CONSTITUTION. THIS BILL VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION – what part of this do you NOT GET? If you think for a minute you will ride this to the presidency – you’ve inserted your head where the sun does not shine. WE WILL NOT FORGET THIS!!!!!

NOTE TO ALL CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVES – we must do a better job of holding people like Scott Brown to the CONSTITUTION! I will not make this mistake again!

El Pinche February 23, 2010 at 8:42 am

[re=517706]The Lucky Wife[/re]: Speaking of underwear…..magical underwear. I know somebody else who’s enjoying the hell out of this.

PlanetWingnuta February 23, 2010 at 8:47 am

[re=517551]tootsieroll[/re]: i wish it was mine!

NotNotLickingToads February 23, 2010 at 9:03 am

First, I heart the movement where people scream “READ THE CONSTITUTION!” I’d bet half of my savings (which consists of some used up toothpaste tubes and a few old slices of Kraft ‘cheese’) that 3/4 of the people who do said screaming have never, in fact, read the Constitution.

Also:

“Mr. Brown, you don’t seem to realize that you were elected from across this nation as a representative of conservatism. A voice to stop these ridiculous spending bills from Washington. Your’s was not a local election but a rising up of conservative ideals from every state in this nation. We urged your local constituents in every way possible to elect you as our voice. To speak for us. You have shown your true colors with this vote. You will either return to your senses and values soon or have a very short political career.”

Jesus…these people really emotionally invested in this guy, huh? These are the people who take celebrity scandals personally.

PlanetWingnuta February 23, 2010 at 9:05 am

RNC really does stand for Retarded Nincompoop Cuckoos don’t it? we’ll let me dedicate this song to them…

Let’s get retarded in here

And the bass keeps running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And-

In this context there’s no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme you break your necks
We got 5 minutes for us to disconnect
From all intellect and the let rhythm effect

To lose the inhibition, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
Cause when we beat out, girl it’s pulling without
You wouldn’t believe how we wil’ shit out!
Burn it til it’s burned out
Turn it til it’s turned out
Actin’ up from north ,west, east, south

Everybody! (Yeah?)
Everybody! (Yeah?)
Let’s get into it! (Yeah!)
Get stupid(Come on!)
Get retarded! (Come on!)
Get retarded! (Yeah!)
Get retarded!

Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Yea

Lose control of body and soul
Don’t move too fast people just take it slow
Don’t get ahead
Just jump into it
Y’all hear about it the Peas’ll do it

Get started
Get stupid
Don’t worry about it people we’ll walk you through it
Step by step like an infant, new kid
Inch by inch with a new solution
Transmit hits with no delusion
The feeling’s irresistible and that’s how we move it

Everybody! (Yeah?)
Everybody! (Yeah?)
Let’s get into it! (Yeah!)
Get stupid (Come on!)
Get retarded! (Come on!)
Get retarded! (Yeah!)
Get retarded!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!

It keeps running, running
and running, running
Come on y’all
Let’s get cuckoo
Uh-huh, let’s get cuckoo
(In here.)Eh eh
Why not get cuckoo
Uh-huh, let’s get cuckoo
(In here.)
Why not get cuckoo
Uh-huh, let’s get cuckoo
(In here.)
Oh, oh, oh
Ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya Ya

Let’s get ill that’s the deal
Out the gate, we will bring a punked Eye thrill (Just)
Lose your mind this is the time
Y’all can’t sit still just to bang your spine (Just)
)))))))))))))Bob your head, like Epilepsy ((((((((((((((((((((((
Up inside your club or in your Bentley
Get messy
Loud and sick
Your mind past normal on another head trip
So, come dumb now do not correct it
Let’s get ignant
Let’s get hectic

Everybody! (Yeah?)
Everybody! (Yeah?)
Let’s get into it! (Yeah!)
Get stupid (Come on!)
Get retarded! (Come on!)
Get retarded! (Yeah!)
Get retarded!

Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha! (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Let’s get retarded in here!
Let’s get retarded ha!
Let’s get retarded in here!
(R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running
And running, running

arewethereyet February 23, 2010 at 9:09 am

This is scary shit from these people because they are the ones with the guns!!1!!!11!

4tehlulz February 23, 2010 at 9:15 am

“Mr. Brown, you don’t seem to realize that you were elected from across this nation as a representative of conservatism.”

ZOMG VOTER FRAUD

libwakman February 23, 2010 at 9:21 am

Ripping down my Cosmo Brownie pic from ceiling over bed, traitorous trollop.
Love,
Larry Tap-Tap Craig

PlanetWingnuta February 23, 2010 at 9:47 am

[re=517747]4tehlulz[/re]: ACORN! ACORN! ACORN!!!

This Cat February 23, 2010 at 9:51 am

[re=517543]DP[/re]: nice

Darkness February 23, 2010 at 10:56 am

[re=517737]NotNotLickingToads[/re]: “or have a very short political career.”

As someone who wishes bags of dicks on Lieberman daily, I can assure the baggers that it will not FEEL short.

NotNotLickingToads February 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm

[re=517883]Darkness[/re]: But what the fuck are a bunch of non-Masshole wingnuts going to do about it? Contribute money to his next Dem challenger?

MOG February 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I totally heart Scott! Anyone (besides Obama) who can get these SCGs (see above) this cranked is on my prayer list. And by prayer list I mean I’m sending him a case of Irish whiskey, since Teddy can’t.

posivista February 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Nice, Scotty! Thanks for putting paramedics back to work. They will be working overtime dealing with all the teabagger heart attacks! I’m CPR certified, maybe I can apply. I hope I don’t confuse it with my waterboarding training…

carlgt1 February 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Is it any wonder these nuts fly planes into building to protest about taxes? Seriously, compare my leftist liberal buddies who donated to & supported Obama, and didn’t get anything dramatically progressive in the US gov’t. Call us “treehuggers” but at least acknowledge we’re not violent nutcases a la the teabaggers.

why can’t these assholes get fired up about anything useful or meaningful?

carlgt1 February 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm

[re=517724]loquaciousmusic[/re]: can anybody point to a specific part of the constitution that makes the jobs bill “unconstitutional?”

jeez I would have thought Constitutional law prof Obama would have noticed that if it did! ;-)

MonaLisa65 February 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=517505]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: ‘Bird brain’, mebbe?

AxmxZ February 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm

[re=518278]carlgt1[/re]: Don’t pay him no mind – every white male sexually unfulfilled college drop-out across the nation thinks they know better than anyone what “constitutional” means. Certainly better that that 0BUMMERZOMG.

get back on track February 23, 2010 at 5:19 pm

teabaggers are warming up there Cessna’s to launch attack on Scott Browns house you think we should warn him

dtearth February 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm

I know how we can pay down the national debt, first we sell the unpaid Irac war back to the Repubs for trillion+ then we go after all the repubs that havent paid taxes and close loop holes on them them we make wall street pay back the first 700 billion bailout [Bush] with interest then we go after all corps that havent paid any taxes for the last 8 years and that should about do it our children will have a future.

dtearth February 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm

I dont think we should warn him yet his vote might be some kind of setup!

Simba B February 23, 2010 at 9:38 pm

I sense another John Cole in this Garrett Quinn person. Seems reasonable, so what the hell is he a Republican for?

GayIthacan February 23, 2010 at 10:51 pm

WOW!!!

I haven’t seen this many capitals since i did a 30-day tour of Europe in college!!!!

Ohio Republican February 24, 2010 at 2:47 am

True Tea Party conservatives need to wake up. Everyone saw this coming a mile away and they’re missing the lesson to be learned. Scott Brown is blameless in this whole mess http://tiny.cc/BrownLesson

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