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February 22, 2010

Scott Brown Is A Homosexual Communist

by Jim Newell  

We should have known it when he refused to wear clothes. Scott Brown has voted with the tyrannical Democratic government majority for cloture on its “biggest economy saver ever,” the $15 billion Jobs Bill of America. Joining him in gayness are known poop lovers George Voinovich, Olympia Snowe, and Susan Collins. (UPDATE: And Christopher “Kitten” Bond!) Ben Nelson, who Fucks The Opposite Sex, voted against cloture, because he was too gay last year, in his voting. [Daily Kos]

{ 41 comments }

Tommmcatt February 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm

What? No filibuster? How odd.

AbstinenceOnly Ed February 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm

I can’t bear to watch! But I must watch this bear… Grrrrrowl…

bhosp February 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Snarkalicious February 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm

I had a feeling his exposed-ballsness would find a way to get primaried from the right. Perhaps Wario, also, will be replaced by a real Rupublic too.

assistant/atlas February 22, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Gah, please stop posting this picture. It is the single most frightening magazine crease photo in the history of photography.

Boozeweek February 22, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Jim, you’re Doing the Lord’s Work, but please oh please can you find some other photo to use for your Scott Brown posts because that big ol’ rectangle of hairy man-flesh is making it very risky for me to read Wonkette on the sly instead of doing the job for which I am paid. Respectfully submitted, Boozeweek

The Station Manager February 22, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Is it too soon to point and laugh? I certainly hope not. I mean, what’d they expect from someone from Fake America?

drpangloss February 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm

Suckwhat? A Repub voting with the Dems? That’s unpossible! Teabaggers head explosion in three.. Two… One. Better break out that rain coat, it’s gonna be raining conservative tears and flop sweat.

proudgrampa February 22, 2010 at 6:36 pm

What happened to his penis? Inquiring minds want to know.

Texan Bulldoggette February 22, 2010 at 6:37 pm

“Nelson, who Fucks The Opposite Sex, ”

Nelson, who Fucks Goats. There … fixed.

Seriously, he needs to take his bad toupee & head back to NE–then the Cornhuskers can be the 2nd suckiest thing about that state.

BarackMyWorld February 22, 2010 at 6:38 pm

What was the GOP objection to this again? Too much of the government spending?

How’s about the Democrats do their own manipulative polling and find out which people prefer: an economic recovery or the federal deficit reduced by 1%?

Jim Newell February 22, 2010 at 6:38 pm

[re=517460]assistant/atlas[/re]: [re=517461]Boozeweek[/re]: YOU HATE ART.

Dean Booth February 22, 2010 at 6:40 pm

[re=517455]bhosp[/re]: I haven’t read Twitter before. What’s with the word “'” in every line, making it unreadable? Is that why everyone hates Twitter?

rocktonsammy February 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Not going to read the Daily KUZ until I put duct tape under my eyes.

BlueStateLibtard February 22, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Glenn Beck begins weeping hysterically in 1 2 3 …

EdFlinstone February 22, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Nelson voted against cloture because he hasn’t decided what kickback he wants, you know, fiscal conservative hypocrite style.

Norbert February 22, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Should we start shipping something symbolic to Brown in protest? Bottles of Nair?

Norbert February 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm

And someone start rounding up some rope and scouting for a sturdy tree in Nebraska. They do have something taller than corn in Nebraska I trust.

AbstinenceOnly Ed February 22, 2010 at 6:56 pm

The Ghost of Teddy K rearing its enormous head, warning the ManFurry Cosplay Senator Hott Brown (Wolf Spirit) to back the dems on this or ELSE, the x-rated photos surface!!!!! Cuz no man gets a centerfold without a little dick on dick…

SayItWithWookies February 22, 2010 at 6:56 pm

Eh, he’s gotta work harder than that if he wants credit for being bipartisan — Reid’s jobs bill is a smidgen of the House bill, so the GOP told all the mavericks this was their chance to tug the leash a little bit. Those sissies’ll be back to heel by the time this gets out of conference.

Boozeweek February 22, 2010 at 7:01 pm

[re=517468]Jim Newell[/re]: I only hate this perverted modern art you hippie communists are so fond of… Give some good old Real American art. Like Norman Rockwell. Or Robert Mapplethorpe.

Accordion-o-rama February 22, 2010 at 7:08 pm

S[re=517468]Jim Newell[/re]: Someone needs to Blingee dancing bananas into that pic.

sati demise February 22, 2010 at 7:09 pm

[re=517464]proudgrampa[/re]: its below the fold.

Hey, where is the link to that?

richardwb1 February 22, 2010 at 7:18 pm

[re=517453]Tommmcatt[/re]: “What? No filibuster? How odd.”
…and no fillies, Buster!

Extemporanus February 22, 2010 at 7:50 pm

[re=517465]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “Nelson, who Fucks Goats. There…fixed.

Seriously, he needs to take his bad toupee & head back to NE–then the Cornhuskers can be the 2nd suckiest thing about that state.”

Nelson, who Fucks Goats with his Head. (There…toupeed.)

Lascauxcaveman February 22, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Wouldn’t it be funny if Brown really turned out to be moderate/centrist/reasonable? Big studly average white male w/good looking family, straight teeth etc.

Heh, the presidential aspirations are showing already. He’s clearly almost as dumb as W, so he’s got a pretty good shot, I’d say. He’s like Mitt, only w/o the magic underpants stigma.

obfuscator February 22, 2010 at 7:59 pm

[re=517536]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: “Wouldn’t it be funny if Brown really turned out to be moderate/centrist/reasonable? Big studly average white male w/good looking family, straight teeth etc.”

but then he wouldn’t be a republican.

dr.giraud February 22, 2010 at 8:02 pm

[re=517536]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Joe Six-Pack (Joe the Plumber’s cousin) looks at Mittens and family, thinks “fuckin’ asshole.” JS-P looks at Scott Brown’s daughters and thinks, “I’d hit that.” VOTE WON.

Extemporanus February 22, 2010 at 8:03 pm

[re=517536]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Without any underpants stigma, actually.

Capitol Hillbilly February 22, 2010 at 8:23 pm

[re=517488]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Then he can say he was for it before he was against it, always a popular position in Mass.

Mr Blifil February 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm

He puts the bi in bipartisan.

Naked Bunny with a Whip February 22, 2010 at 8:50 pm

So Scott Brown is Ted Kennedy’s secret black baby?

MzNicky February 22, 2010 at 8:51 pm

[re=517460]assistant/atlas[/re]: On the contrary! I for one welcome the return of our naked homosexual communist Republican overlord’s luscious torso.

Magnus Maximus February 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Ye gods, that is the most disturbing Mad fold-in I’ve ever seen

iburl February 22, 2010 at 10:34 pm

NSFW Brown.

Diana Davies February 22, 2010 at 11:10 pm

[re=517504]sati demise[/re]: Difficult to tell where it is other than it seems really tiny.

Justin Time February 23, 2010 at 12:53 am

“Jobs Bill” – what a farce! The puny $15 billion proposal is mostly tax cuts for small and medium-sized businesses (owned by rethugs). Heaven forfend that cash money would actually go to create jobs for unemployed and desperately poor people. All of these tax cuts and the rethugs mostly voted against the bill: tax cuts are normally their automatic go-to solution for any issue. If Obama proposed that anyone making over $250,000 paid zero taxes AND got a $10,000 refund, all of the rethugs would still vote against it ’cause they are abominable NOmen (jackasses, shitbirds and nimrods, also) when it comes to anything Obama favors!

S.Luggo February 23, 2010 at 2:04 am

Redundant.

taylormattd February 23, 2010 at 2:27 am

Every time you post that picture, my eye gets poked by a pube.

Tlmsd February 23, 2010 at 6:07 am

Puh-leeze post that pic early and often Jim. Scott iz Hott!

Heathcliff July 21, 2010 at 9:48 am

I love the naked senator… even if he pimps out his daughters i like him even more because liberals like him and they are not supposed to… he is like a guility pleasuer. So actually I have a problem with “normal” politicians. I don’t elect people who could be members of my family, I want people who are of superior intellect to be my elected representative. They should be a better, smarter and more decisive version of myself.
Plus, the only other politicians I can think of who are described in all the newspapers and interviews i listened to found by http://www.mp3hunting.com SE (or, were described as normal before they began running shit into the ground) as normal are Chimpy McShrub and Sarah Palin.

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