Todd Palin has quit his dog race, the Iron Dog dog race, BUT ONLY BECAUSE his partner is a failure and injured himself by racing dogs around in the snow. This will come as a great disappointment to son Trig, depicted here in a desecrating, sacrilege photoshop by mother Sarah Palin. [ADN via Rumproast]
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Ha motherfucking ha ha, fucking retards.
What’s the deal with calling snowmobiles snowmachines, anyway? This appears to be an Alaska-only phenomenon, like the way Hawai’ians put an apostrophe in their state.
Wiki confirms, it’s just something they say up in stupid, ornery cold land.
MUSH
“A Palin Quits Something, Sun Rises in East”
“Dad’s a Quittah!” *shits pants*
Duct tape FAIL.
[re=517345]Prommie[/re]: Please–that’s Palin-Americans now.
Has Trig finally replaced Michael Steele at the RNC? Or was “What Up?” his blog all along?
Let’s ALL quit. Quit paying attention to this snowfart family that is.
Sarah, you can posterize Trig to level 2, but he’s still retarded.
Todd Palin’s partner is such a fucking retard. (By that I mean he is retarding the progress of the former first dude’s snomodogsledding career — don’t be so sensitive.)
[re=517349]Jumping Jim[/re]: What is “What are Sarah’s and Trig’s brains made of?,” Alex.
It’s just as well he quit. I read that all that snowmobile vibration on your testicles can cause birth defects.
If that’s not making fun of retards, I don’t know what is. What’s up with the duct tape anyway?
Trog is kinda cute. I mean for a retard, that is.
OMGWTFLOLWTC911 Hahahahaha, don’t tell Sarah, but I rotated the picture!!!111!!!
Which Trig is that? Apparently there is more than one (no joke).
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2010/02/tale-of-two-babies-by-sarah-palin.html
[re=517348]Lazy Media[/re]:
I would guess that snowmobile is a trademarked term, no?
holy shit Sara is now shopping her etard baby? that is seriously fucked. what a cunt.
[re=517388]Terry[/re]: No. It’s generic. Both Polaris and Ski-doo market their machines as snowmobiles. It’s no more trademarked than automobile. Snowmachine is just regional slang. The hip, insider term, apparently, is “sled.”
[re=517392]Papas got a brand new teabag[/re]: BTW “etard” is not a typo. they’re so offended by the R word, i’m just leaving the r off from now on. you may all copy my brilliance.
Here’s a cool blog that’s saving up questions for sarah palin.
http://palinquestions.blogspot.com
When will Sarah meet the press and face the nation?
Trig in ’44!
I’m going to say she MS Painted, rather than Photoshopped. You have to go way out of your way to fuck up a picture this bad. That’s how a fucking retard would do it, anyway. also.
Snowtarded.
[re=517400]snowbilly[/re]: Oh god, Trigger has a birther movement. We’re all fucking retards now.
The only person in the Palin household who hasn’t quit anything is Trig.
yay Trix!
[re=517374]Scarab[/re]: oh snap!
[re=517385]jaegermeister[/re]: The actor who previously portrayed “Trig” asked for far too much money at his contract-renewal meeting, so RNC HQ replaced him with a stunt-double. Common business practise.
So it’s only the first pregnancy that counts? You can abort pregnancies 2 thru 7 and not suffer any ill defects?
[re=517410]pants of doom[/re]: Wait….I don’t get it, Trig is black?
Wait til Bob Marshall gets a hold of your ass kid.
I feel retarded just saying snowmachine. When will Toyota be done recalling all their roadmachines?
OH MY GAWD, THIS IS REAL???
[re=517431]Radiotherapy[/re]: Today we are all etc. etc.
[re=517379]catsmom[/re]: yeah, I was just thinking the same– cute kid for a retard. Jeebus bless his widdle speshal heart!
I’m sure Newell will post a nastygram from a Palintard.
“You guys are mean! blah blah blah. I say boo!”
[re=517392]Papas got a brand new teabag[/re]: E-tard? HA. Typo is true.
[re=517396]Papas got a brand new teabag[/re]: Whtevz.
Yeeeeeeeah Boy-eeeeee
[re=517366]WarAndG[/re]: Thank you. They get entirely too much exposure.
[re=517479]Snarkalicious[/re]: I think we should take a cue from l33t and go with R-Tard. That way us nerds who know HTML and lil’ kids playing WoW will understand but the (R)-Tards won’t.
Trig’s rap album will blow away Chris Burke’s rock n’ roll band.
What’s up with the terrorist gang sign? Is that kid in some kind of retard gang?
Wait, I’m sorry, is that seriously Sarah Palin’s official page? The hypocrisy has just gone to a level beyond my comprehension. Hyperpocrisy, perhaps?
[re=517568]An Outhouse[/re]: In Alaska, they only have retard gangs.
a new low YES! Daddy shoulda bolted or pulled out earlier.
[re=517568]An Outhouse[/re]: Tri-G’s a Crip, yo.
I don’t think it’s very nice to put duct tape on a retarded baby’s face. I just don’t.
[re=517385]jaegermeister[/re]: Why did Todd let his dogs chew on Trig’s ears?
[re=517395]Lazy Media[/re]: I wonder if they call boats “water machines”.
[re=517607]MzNicky[/re]: Sadly, that was probably the nicest thing she did all day.
God forgive me, but is Trig starting to look like Chuckie?
I suspect that those lip-stick red, Nieman Marcus “fuck-me” pumps slowed Todd down.
After this, what’s the use of “buying American”?
Oh man. At first it look like they had quit the IRAN RACE, dog.
In RE: whatevs kinda tard you wanna talk about — Trig is way too young to be expected to extend the proper finger. At age two minus a couple flight transfers, he’s doing great to throw down any gang sign at all. At his age, and with his ancestry, there is very little connection between his conscious thought and motor behavior.
Yeah, it’s a snow machine. Snow mobile sounds like something you cut out of white paper and hang over a crib. We also call the rest of the country “down south” “outside” and “the lower forty-eight.” Here “in the bush” means the rural countryside not accessible by road. It has nothing to do with Sarah Palin. Nothing whatsoever. (I’ve heard it’s trimmed…)
It’s really called a “sled.”
[re=517385]jaegermeister[/re]: If the money is right do you think she might become a spokesperson for “Miracle Ear”?
Shoulda said the first time: “Todd Palin was just dog tard.”
So the weather’s too warm for a “snow machine” race. By James Inhofe’s logic, that means AL GORE IS A FRAUD! THERE’S NO GLOBAL WARMING! THE WARMEST WINTER IN ALASKA IN MEMORY! GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! Or, it could just be an “El Nino” year. Which is a direct result of the LIBURALS QUEER-LOVING IMMUGRASHUN POLUHSEE!
Navigating to 9elife.com to shop for acetate nail remover to send to Triggers retarded mother so’s she can remove duct tape without ripping any more of his brains out. This will be done as a pubic service.
All dog racers know the only way to win is to quit in the middle-for Victory! Only dead fish go with the flow. You have to know when to pass the ball and hit the Jacuzzi. Any retard gang baby with laser eyes knows that!
[re=517348]Lazy Media[/re]: We had a bumper sticker in Alaska, in the early 1970s, that said “We don’t CARE how they do it outside.” Outside=America, the corrupt, where they deny us our sweet, sweet, oil, and send us billion of dollars for airports and schools, also.
I bet she used her cracked version of Photoshop on that. Now, Sarah, how about boning up on Word and Excel? You might need those in your next (whenver the hell that is) job.
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