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Harry Smith sure is happyThis will make sure wingnuts never complain about ACORN, or anything ACORN-ish, ever again! Specifically, ACORN has been more or less destroyed, and now state and local affiliates will go off ‘n’ do their own thing — get that MOJO back! — just like the Western Pioneers of lore.

Does Andrew Breitbart have anything to whine about now, at all?

ACORN has dissolved as a national structure of state organizations,” said a senior official close to the group, who declined to be identified by name because of the fierce conservative attacks on the group that began when a conservative filmmaker caught some staffers of its tax advisory arms on tape appearing to offer advice on incorporating a prostitution business.

The videos proved a rallying point for conservatives who had long accused the group of fomenting voting fraud. Though the videos did not produce criminal charges, they appear to have been fatal to the national organization.

“Consistent with what the internal recomendations have been, each of the states are developing plans for reconstitution independence and self-sufficiency,” said the official, citing ACORN’s “diminished resources, damage to the brand, unprecedented attacks.”

Git out your hittin’ clubs, wingnuts: now you’ll have to beat the socio-commies one-by-one, for the next 100 years. It’s a worthy pursuit!

ACORN ‘dissolved as a national structure’ [Ben Smith]

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31 COMMENTS

  1. Oh great, just give in and give the teabagging morons a victory to shout about. Now that that’s happened the crazies will be emboldened to find other organizations they don’t like to play their character assassination games on.

  2. Actually, I think it might be a brilliant strategy. The Democratic party should dissolve and reform under another name, and just forget to tell Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson.

  3. Haha, awesome comments on Politico:

    Blackwater/Xe fights for freedom, Acorn steals/scams/defrauds and corrupst freedom

    Posted By: Blackwater/Xe fights for freedom, Acorn steals/scams/defrauds and corrupst freedom | February 22, 2010 at 03:24 PMReport Abuse

    Lol …the black unemployment rate just went up another 2 points…

    Posted By: JUAN MOTI | February 22, 2010 at 03:23 PM

    Never fear the Communist will just morph into something else. This is a never ending stuggle to defend America and the Constitution. However we are on to the evil that they represent.

    Posted By: Robert | February 22, 2010 at 03:26 PM

    MERKA! Fuck yeah!

  4. Mazel tov, conservatives- it took you a little under ten years, but you finally figured out how to take out a “terrorist” organization. And you didn’t even have to waterboard anyone to do it.

  5. Bitter Bitbart: Your pimp hand is weak, tinted poor folk.
    ACORN: You can’t win, Bit. If you strike me down, We shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    It seems that this could backfire on the Contards. Instead of one group you have hundreds. Sort of like what happened to Scratchy the Cat in their version of Fantasia.

  6. Also, Limbaugh must have said that ACORN was “like cockroaches when the light turns on” today, because about half of all posts use that metaphor.

  7. Sorry, last one. But this one was too good to ignore:

    IT’S A SHELLGAME. GIVE THE OLD EVIL A NEW NAME. MINORITY ISSUES CONSISTITUTE 80% OF THE ISSUES THIS COUNTRY FACES. WE NEED A FINAL SOLUTION TO THESE PROBLEMS.

    Posted By: SHELLGAME | February 22, 2010 at 03:27 PMReport Abuse

    A “final solution”, eh?

  8. Shhhhhhh, be bery bery quiet.
    Don’t let anybody know.
    ACORN DID NOT GET DEFUNDED,
    hahahaha
    There was a line budget loophole and a court injunction or some shit like that, but,
    ACORN DID NOT GET DEFUNDED
    but how many pandering demrats voted agin’ ’em?

  9. Breitbart will be pleased, he was quite unhappy with the biased liberal media’s failure to investigate acorn and engagement in personal destruction journalism.

  10. Yes but what of the Dunkin Doughnuts Owners’ PAC? Well?

    DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!!?? All of the Eclairs and French Crullers and the Cinnamon Cake Munchkins(tm) are concentrated in the hands of a single political organization!

  11. Ha ha, wingnuts. Now you have to deal with at least 50 sorcerer’s apprentices… why not take it down to the county level, ACORN, and fake out all the would-be Fox journalists.

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