SO MUCH FOR 'ACORN'  4:00 pm February 22, 2010

ACORN Destroyed, To Splinter Off Into More Evil Local Groups

by Jim Newell

Harry Smith sure is happyThis will make sure wingnuts never complain about ACORN, or anything ACORN-ish, ever again! Specifically, ACORN has been more or less destroyed, and now state and local affiliates will go off ‘n’ do their own thing — get that MOJO back! — just like the Western Pioneers of lore.

Does Andrew Breitbart have anything to whine about now, at all?

ACORN has dissolved as a national structure of state organizations,” said a senior official close to the group, who declined to be identified by name because of the fierce conservative attacks on the group that began when a conservative filmmaker caught some staffers of its tax advisory arms on tape appearing to offer advice on incorporating a prostitution business.

The videos proved a rallying point for conservatives who had long accused the group of fomenting voting fraud. Though the videos did not produce criminal charges, they appear to have been fatal to the national organization.

“Consistent with what the internal recomendations have been, each of the states are developing plans for reconstitution independence and self-sufficiency,” said the official, citing ACORN’s “diminished resources, damage to the brand, unprecedented attacks.”

Git out your hittin’ clubs, wingnuts: now you’ll have to beat the socio-commies one-by-one, for the next 100 years. It’s a worthy pursuit!

ACORN ‘dissolved as a national structure’ [Ben Smith]

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imissopus February 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm


JMP February 22, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Oh great, just give in and give the teabagging morons a victory to shout about. Now that that’s happened the crazies will be emboldened to find other organizations they don’t like to play their character assassination games on.

Seanibus February 22, 2010 at 4:06 pm

I bet you Saul Alinsky had something to do with this.

S.Luggo February 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Not too smart, ACORNs. Decentralization is what led to the downfall of the anarcho-socialists.

TubeCity February 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm

What does it matter that the pimp story was all lies?

The lies were repeated by everyone and so became the truth.

ACORN, you’ve been PUNKED!!

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Do not read the comments. DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS. *reads the comments* Doh! Now I need a chemical shower a la Silkwood.

thejesusandmarycheney February 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Are you kidding? Now Scheissfart has 50 times the organizations to yell about.

pampl February 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Somewhere, Scott Brown is rubbing his naked hands together and cackling evilly

gurukalehuru February 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Actually, I think it might be a brilliant strategy. The Democratic party should dissolve and reform under another name, and just forget to tell Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce February 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Haha, awesome comments on Politico:

Blackwater/Xe fights for freedom, Acorn steals/scams/defrauds and corrupst freedom

Posted By: Blackwater/Xe fights for freedom, Acorn steals/scams/defrauds and corrupst freedom | February 22, 2010 at 03:24 PMReport Abuse

Lol …the black unemployment rate just went up another 2 points…

Posted By: JUAN MOTI | February 22, 2010 at 03:23 PM

Never fear the Communist will just morph into something else. This is a never ending stuggle to defend America and the Constitution. However we are on to the evil that they represent.

Posted By: Robert | February 22, 2010 at 03:26 PM

MERKA! Fuck yeah!

Hooray For Anything February 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Mazel tov, conservatives- it took you a little under ten years, but you finally figured out how to take out a “terrorist” organization. And you didn’t even have to waterboard anyone to do it.

rafflesinc February 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=517321]gurukalehuru[/re]: You mean the Democratic parties of each individual state? Poor Tim Kaine would be out of a job …

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Bitter Bitbart: Your pimp hand is weak, tinted poor folk.
ACORN: You can’t win, Bit. If you strike me down, We shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

It seems that this could backfire on the Contards. Instead of one group you have hundreds. Sort of like what happened to Scratchy the Cat in their version of Fantasia.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Goddamn, I can’t stand those caricatures..

assistant/atlas February 22, 2010 at 4:24 pm

[re=517309]JMP[/re]: May I suggest PETA?

Snarkalicious February 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Just what the GOP wanted for X-mas: More, smaller nuts to chase.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce February 22, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Also, Limbaugh must have said that ACORN was “like cockroaches when the light turns on” today, because about half of all posts use that metaphor.

trondant February 22, 2010 at 4:28 pm

[re=517334]Snarkalicious[/re]: Chasing small nuts is pretty much their raisin d’etre.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce February 22, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Sorry, last one. But this one was too good to ignore:


Posted By: SHELLGAME | February 22, 2010 at 03:27 PMReport Abuse

A “final solution”, eh?

Radiotherapy February 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Shhhhhhh, be bery bery quiet.
Don’t let anybody know.
There was a line budget loophole and a court injunction or some shit like that, but,
but how many pandering demrats voted agin’ ‘em?

Prommie February 22, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Breitbart will be pleased, he was quite unhappy with the biased liberal media’s failure to investigate acorn and engagement in personal destruction journalism.

comicbookguy February 22, 2010 at 4:41 pm

[re=517327]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I guess that means they need to run conveyor belt from the cloning machine into the killing machine.

Prommie February 22, 2010 at 4:45 pm

[re=517338]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]: The crypto of these nazis is kinda lame, they could camoflage it better than that.

snideinplainsight February 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Yes but what of the Dunkin Doughnuts Owners’ PAC? Well?

DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!!?? All of the Eclairs and French Crullers and the Cinnamon Cake Munchkins(tm) are concentrated in the hands of a single political organization!

alzronnie February 22, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Hey, it worked for Blackwater, right?

Cody_K February 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm

“It is not true that ACORN is closed for business all across the country. It still exists.”

lochnessmonster February 22, 2010 at 5:05 pm

Which club should it be, a nine iron or one of the woods? Which one does Pawlenty recommend?

torera February 22, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Ha ha, wingnuts. Now you have to deal with at least 50 sorcerer’s apprentices… why not take it down to the county level, ACORN, and fake out all the would-be Fox journalists.

disgustedcitizen February 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Can ACORN re-brand themselves as TRUCKNUTZ or have the Teabaggers copyrighted the name?

Spike February 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm

ACORN does kinda suck at branding. I was looking for an ACORN t-shirt a while back, it could not be found.

S.Luggo February 23, 2010 at 1:25 am

Like the RNC, ACORN is a dysfunctional organization. But at least it does not eat its own.

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