BREAKING: The squid-elephant walrus fetus furry is not (a rather poor!) incarnation of our god, Cthulhu. It is simply the Obama Job Creation Fail Whale just speeeennning time with his friend the friendly AmSol Twitter Eagle. And if (when?) you murder them both and brag about it on the Internet, Newt Gingrich will give you Ameros and video games!

Speaking for “conference attendee” photographer Garrett Quinn, of course… yes… speaking for Garrett…

[Huffington Post]

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