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ManchuCandidate February 18, 2010 at 5:54 pm

That was a whale? Fail whale indeed.

Note to FudgePACers, a whale is actually a very intelligent creature unlike yourselves.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Oh–it’s a Twitter Eagle.. That explains the webbed feet. Or something.

Joshua Norton February 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Geez. If you have to explain your obscure costume then you’ve already failed big time. Just ask any kid at Halloweeen.

CivicHoliday February 18, 2010 at 6:02 pm

I can only imagine what plans Newt has for that poor whale’s blowhole…

joezoo February 18, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Both those links are to the same pic of the flyer, yes? Shouldn’t one of them be to Garrett’s photo? Bless your heart, this Tweeter thing is so hard. Maybe Meg McCabe could give you some lessons.

SayItWithWookies February 18, 2010 at 6:03 pm

If the CPAC assholes had their way, there wouldn’t be any eagles or whales. Because their precious Invisible Hand carries a steak knife and doesn’t care if it’s eating the last precious bits of our ecosystem.

Jim Newell February 18, 2010 at 6:03 pm

[re=515662]joezoo[/re]: DAMN!

bitchincamaro February 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Sorry, Jim. The poster says “you will automatically be entered…”. I didn’t read beyond that point, but I doubt it’s got anything to do with scoring swag.

Extemporanus February 18, 2010 at 6:06 pm

YES, it is TRUE! I have MURDERED them BOTH!!



doxastic February 18, 2010 at 6:06 pm

Listen, they can call it whatever they want, but the fact is that is clearly Cthulu, the thing that cannot be described, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, the great old one the size of a mountain. Two of these descriptors can also be used for various penises currently attending CPAC. The third cannot.

S.Luggo February 18, 2010 at 6:09 pm

What’s a “Wii and $$ bitch”? Sounds like fun. How do I play?

Smoke Filled Roommate February 18, 2010 at 6:13 pm

[re=515671]Extemporanus[/re]: Desert Eagle 2, Crazy Rabid GOP Homo Eagle & Cthulhu Zero.

Extemporanus February 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm

[re=515663]SayItWithWookies[/re]: They are the Grizzly Sharktopi of the animal kingdom.

(His wingtips are hidden by the water.)

memzilla February 18, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Yes, Cthuhlu for President! Why settle for a lesser evil!


Skwerl Nutz February 18, 2010 at 6:21 pm

[re=515654]ManchuCandidate[/re]: More like “The Squid and the Whale”

germansteel February 18, 2010 at 6:27 pm

I thought the “whale-furry” was Dick Cheney until I saw the real one waddle out to greet his semi-retarded, straight bitch-daughter.

Extemporanus February 18, 2010 at 6:32 pm

[re=515678]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Here’s a shot of Crazy the Raccoon right before I blew his motheryiffin’ head off for chewing & clawing his way onto my bus.

The blind hipsters next to him found themselves collateral damage in my all-out war on fur, though thankfully, they never knew what hit them.

(HINT: rabies, shrapnel, scorn)

eclecticbrotha February 18, 2010 at 6:34 pm

Looks more like a terrified walrus. By yiminy.

gurukalehuru February 18, 2010 at 6:40 pm

Fail Whale is Fail.

Tommmcatt February 18, 2010 at 6:41 pm


“It puts the lint brush in the bucket….”

Sharkey February 18, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I’m still holding out hope that the shark-furry is actually Riley.

Extemporanus February 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm

[re=515673]doxastic[/re]: [re=515678]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: [re=515683]memzilla[/re]:

I can’t believe I forget about this: Cthulhu is a “Face of the GOP”!

Sharkey February 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Attention Conservatives: Whales do not have fur. The end.

Snarkalicious February 18, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Man, I wish I was this good at cload sourcing my porn collection.

M.Steele February 18, 2010 at 6:50 pm

I wonder if Gannon is in the whale costume, it would explain the drained 20 something’s left in its wake.

Snarkalicious February 18, 2010 at 6:51 pm

[re=515715]Snarkalicious[/re]: cload? WTF is that? Do you have clap on your choad? Fucking fuckwit.

AnSnarkist February 18, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Fail whale? Could the ORLY Owl not make it?

Crank Tango February 18, 2010 at 7:13 pm

I don’t get it. Both of those fucking things look like turkeys.

But I bet they are anatomically correct, if you know what I mean. I mean they have a little boy stuffed inside them. could be white or latin. depending on if you like white meat or dark meat. latin is as dark as they allow, however.

lochnessmonster February 18, 2010 at 7:14 pm

When do the grown-ups show up? Also too, how do these kids get rooms? Do their parents give them all their own credit cards? The kid who is dressed in the elephant costume should really be back in school in sewing class instead of at this party.

DemmeFatale February 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Who’s old enough to remember “Failie the Whale?”

8-Man February 18, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Ah, this is explains the whale on my Grindr.

The Lucky Wife February 18, 2010 at 7:38 pm

I’ll never take “Moby Dick” seriously again.

Advocatus_Diaboli February 18, 2010 at 8:12 pm

As an educator [sic], Newt understands the value of learning tools like asking the retards to go on a treasure hunt.

desertwind February 18, 2010 at 8:26 pm


A whale of a tale.

President Beeblebrox February 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm

I think the first paragraph of Call of Cthulhu pretty accurately sums up the CPAC/Teabag movement:

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.”

AddHomonym February 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm

[re=515736]DemmeFatale[/re]: Little known (or alternately, known by everybody, it’s hard to tell) fact: Failie the Whale was made from the same mold as Santa Claus. Now, back to Ralph Kiner interviewing Dwight Gooden on the postgame show.

zhubajie February 18, 2010 at 10:15 pm

GOP = Giant Octopus Party. The Party of Cthulhu!

scooterKPFT February 18, 2010 at 11:18 pm

[re=515817]zhubajie[/re]: Does PZ Myers know about this?

Mr Blifil February 19, 2010 at 12:37 am

“Automatically entered into a raffle,” not AUTOMATICAL WINNERS OF THE RAFFLE. Why do you libtard editors always want everything handed to you?

And here’s the original edible Fucking Retarded the Fail Whale: Fudgie the Whale


Mr Blifil February 19, 2010 at 12:38 am

[re=515797]AddHomonym[/re]: Aw see…jinx, kinda.

Papas got a brand new teabag February 19, 2010 at 1:36 am

[re=515860]Mr Blifil[/re]: they don’t like it when you use the R word.

solution: remove the R.

what a bunch of fucking etards.

Zorg February 19, 2010 at 2:07 am

Come the Revolution, these people will be liquidated as a class.

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Lionel Hutz Esq. February 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Given that this is CPAC, just because it is the “Obama Job Creation Fail Whale” doesn’t mean that it isn’t also our Dark Lord Cthulhu.

billcostley February 20, 2010 at 8:00 am

Was {Ann Coulter} there? Dressed as {what}?

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