LIZ CHENEY INTRODUCES SURPRISE GUEST DICK CHENEY. Pants off, everyone! 2-18-10: where were you when the one memorable news event of the day happened? [YouTube]
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February 18, 2010
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I was bulletproofing my Cadillac.
Taught her how to dress. Also
Well, Joe “I hate the IRS” will divert media attn from Darth. At least he managed to do something positive with his kamikaze dive.
Don’t get 90 degrees off his shot on the Eagle furry, or you’re fucked.
Seriously. What has gone wrong with a group of people when one of the most crooked, awful, hateful human beings on the planet walks into a room and they fucking shit their pants with joy?
It’s kind of weird that exact music plays whenever I walk in to a room too.
Joe Stack+ Shitsack = CPAC
If he had real respect for the Founders, he would have dressed up like George Washington.
Well no wonder teh suckie eBay ad. The whole gay crowd goes lady ga ga chanting dick, dick, dick!
Ah, the man who’ll bring back FREEDOM! Assuming, that is, that we’re rich, white and own Blackwater.
NOW I remember why these cretins have the popularity of ingrown toenails.
Uh-oh, somebody’s probably gonna get shot in the face.
He must have demanded that, to protect America, we need to round up all of the Austin terrorist’s associates and apply enhanced interrogation techniques to find out what they know. Right? Unless there’s some shade of difference between this and 9/11, something that doesn’t color this incident.
That video gave me total Liz Dick!
SLAP SLAP SLAP!
That screen shot looks like he’s doing the universal wank sign. Maybe he’s the mysterious Craigslist poster boy.
he had to show up to pick up the dude who responded to his craigslist ad. Hilarity ensues when twenty something cpac attendee discovers drained wasn’t a reference to oral sex but instead to drinking his blood.
what a CUNT. and the daughter’s not a very nice person either.
Now that they’re all in one room, let’s nuke ‘em.
[re=515544]JMP[/re]: I am wondering what there revisionist history is going to do to timothy mcveigh. Probably not the same things I am gonna do to emma watson, but maybe.
[re=515544]JMP[/re]: Are you kidding? I just shot MYSELF in the face! HEYOH
What part of the video does he transform into a twelve foot lizard person Overlord?
CHENEY 2012!
I noticed his daughter is a side talker too….
I would hit Liz Cheney hard. Louisville Slugger, 34″.
Liz Cheney is Dick’s living mutant cock.
Joe the Pilot must’ve been blown off course, is all I can think of.
[re=515562]coolcatdaddy[/re]: When he first walked out.
Palin/Cheney 2012 please please please. C’mon Dick, stop being coy…
Wait, I thought he couldn’t come out in the sunlight?
[re=515535]Lawndarts[/re]: I’m a little surprised he didn’t come out to “Sympathy for the Devil.”
Lo…the loathsome Dick…is it just my imagination or does he look…drained?
[re=515554]Crank Tango[/re]: McVeigh was actually a liberal, because of mumble mumble something. Just like Hitler.
Where was I? I was sitting at my desk reading Wonkette and masturbating to the new year’s photo of Jim and his drunk-ass cat, just like I’ve been doing all year. Duh.
What is with the surprise appearance, anyway? Cheney never speaks in public unless it’s a sudden surprise like this; and he only appears before crowds that are guaranteed to be sympathetic, just as he only gives interviews on Fox and other right-wing outfits. It’s as if Mr. Tough Talk is actually a coward who’s unwilling to face criticism.
What was his popularity rating when he left office? 18%, right? That’s some hero you got there CPACers.
[re=515578]JMP[/re]: it’s just like the neonazis who hate the jews but deny the holocaust. Well it would have been a good idea to kill 6 million jews, but they didn’t.
how is it like that? I dunno, it made sense when i started typing it.
That Dick Cheney. Quite a statesman.
[re=515590]JMP[/re]: A coward? Dick of the Five Deferments? For shame.
[re=515575]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Oh no. He can come out in the sunlight as long as he’s wearing the wrinkled old human skin suit he wears.
[re=515544]JMP[/re]: No cries to begin massive racial profiling either, I’m guessing.
[re=515534]smitallica[/re]: The are the Cult of Cthulhu
Oh, good. He still gives me the creeps. I was afraid that I was building up a tolerance.
How is this a surprise? Who else was going to lead the Dark Mass?
[re=515616]Ducksworthy[/re]: Wouldn’t he still have to worry about all the crucifixes I’m sure are all over the place at a CPAC rally? Or is he impervious even to that? Either way, I’m still convinced that at one of these speeches, he’s going to turn into a huge demon, blot out the sun, and eat everybody like the Mayor tries to do in Buffy
[re=515540]SayItWithWookies[/re]: But don’t forget what important Freedoms those are. The Freedoms like the Freedom to hire a Filipino prostitute for the recreation room. The Freedom to rape women without criminal prosecution. The freedom to shoot civilians whenever you want to. And all in the name of Jesus. Under Cheney, we could return to these Freedoms!
Wait one minute…this isn’t the mystery guest “of the stature of Joe the Plumber”, is it?
all i want to do right now is crash an airplane into my computer.
TOO SOOON?????!!!!!!!??
I far preferred the Rushbo appearance last year at which he gaped his bunghole and played with his funbags at the podium. This Dick person, not as secksy, but I’d fuck him with a meathook anyway.
Notice how you never see the lower half of his body anymore? Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
[re=515664]american mutt[/re]: No.
[re=515680]bitchincamaro[/re]: I get nostalgic for those days, back when the Republicans were so down on themselves that Rush had to do an eight-ball of coke just to have the energy to go out and give a pep talk. Now they’re so cocky they open each day of the conference by waterboarding a journalist.
[re=515702]Extemporanus[/re]: we are on the same wavelength.
Nope. sorry. Not gonna watch.
And you can’t make me.
What, everyone gets 30 minutes in the crapper with Dick?
Falwell preaches to the converted, Cheney to the confused.
[re=515530]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Will it count as GOP terrorism? Or do you have to be dark-skinned with an unfashionable religion?
To quote, again, the Tilbury Dockers’ Union’s telegram to Generalissimo Francisco Franco as he lay on his deathbed: “Die, you bastard, die”.
[re=515573]ElitistMarxist[/re]: Careful what you wish for, that’s my prediction of the future. And it aint’ a good one, either.
I usually don’t feel this way about fellow human beings, really and truly I don’t, but why won’t Dick Cheney just fucking die already?
CPAC … One of those things fat people wear on their faces to sleep/breath while sleeping?
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Its no surpise Cpackers like Dick…here’s more proof:
I. Smooth Guy at CPAC – 25 (Marriott)
looking for an older guy here at the marriott, preferrably also attending CPAC. new to this and in the closet.
II. CPAC Guy Seeking Same – 24 (CPAC)
Young discrete student attending CPAC looking for same. Drug and disease free. No freaks. Just looking for other fit, clean cut, masculine guys to chill with during the conference. Send a description and if you have GChat, Skype, MSN, AIM or whatever, send that too.
III. Hosting Younger C-PAC Guy – 50 (Dupont)
If you’re attending the CPAC conference, and need a break to lay back, and get drained, drop me a note. Be white, or latin, in your 20′s to mid-30′s, d/d free, and hiv neg.
I’m white, d/d free, hiv neg, 50′s, very oral, and very discreet, so you’ll get sucked dry in a discreet way.
Hosting at my place in NW DC.
IV. Any CPAC Dudes? – m4m – 25 (NW-DC)
C-PAC is here!
Any dudes in DC for C-PAC? Interested in a hook up with weekend? Some m4m action! Hook ups are the best when traveling for conferences. You host.
25 y/o , 5 feet 11inches, 150lbs, white, clean and d/df. I’m about 7 inches, cut. You should be similar. 35 or under, clean, disease and drug free. Sorry, I’m not looking for anyone older. And able to host. I’m into mutual masturbation or oral. If it happens, you would bottom, but there’s no pressure. Only safe. You must be able to host.
You don’t have to be out. This can be totally discrete! I’m pretty new to this as well! And I’d rather you be a C-PAC attendee, or in town for another conference.
Send a face pic if interested. No pic no reply. Serious.
http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3m03lf5P55S55Rda2i4efe03b85cea11a3.jpg (fyi: NSFW)
V. Any other young gays going to CPAC? – m4m – 25 (DC)
Hey guys… At CPAC its pretty easy for a gay guy to feel out of place. I was just wondering if there are other guys planning on going. Maybe we can go to some of the events together? Totally discreet here.
See they love dick very very much. If you want to play this game at home go to Washingtondc.craigslist.org and look at the personals… I suggest Men looking for Men cause you know that’s where you’ll find more fans of DICK but I’ve seen them in the Men looking for WOmen section too…just search for CPAC…have fun.
courage of your convictions = do everything short of cutting off your own nuts to do a perma-tuck and get 17 deferments to keep from going to vietnam so you can live to be an old, fat, bald, white war criminal. thank god this shitsack didn’t have sons, though they still love the ladies.
What are those things on either side of the podium that look like teleprompters?
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