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Is it possible for anyone to say no to this draining? [Craigslist]

  • weejee

    It t’was the furry octopussy.

  • WadISay

    I am Spartacus.

  • eclecticbrotha

    Larry Craig obviously. Who else would be trolling for twinks on Craigslist?

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    Just when you think Lindsey Graham is so full of cum he couldn’t cram in another drop, there he goes like a hose.

  • Doglessliberal

    very oral? I’d hope so if he is going to blow someone. Unless he has some method I don’t know about.

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    [re=515457]eclecticbrotha[/re]: does Craigslist have other uses I’m unaware of?

  • agentstinky


  • gogoguerilla

    I love a good draining. Do gay DC’ers even need to put “discreet”? Isn’t it assumed?

  • Joshua Norton

    You just KNEW it had to be Du Pont Circle. I’m amazed there’s room to move with these pervs in town.

  • bored with gravity

    You need to stop posting these. I’m not allowed to laugh this loudly at work.

  • madtowngooner

    Blowhards for blow hards

  • freakishlystrong

    By “Latin” does he mean Marco Rubio? The only other one there is K.Lopez. Reeechhhh…God, I’ fucking dry heaving in my cube. shit.

  • Tommmcatt


  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    So, Glen Beck arrived early for his keynote speech. Where’s the news in that?

  • Snidely


  • coolcatdaddy

    … you’ll get sucked dry in a discrete way.

    Yep…sounds like a Republican.

  • The Other Sarah T
  • JMP

    Are gay guys in their 20s/30s ever interested in a guy in their 50s unless there’s money involved? That’s the only way straight relationships with that kind of an age gap work.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Normally he just sucks and fucks on his front steps, but this time he wanted it to be different. Special.

  • rmontcal

    Today we are all drained.

  • S.Luggo


  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=515461]Doglessliberal[/re]: “very oral” means he takes his teeth out.

  • elburrito

    Ann Coulter gets naughty!

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: shudder

  • eclecticbrotha

    We could be reading this all wrong. Two Moonlight fans, maybe?

    Oh right. Same difference.

  • the problem child

    I didn’t know that phlebotomists used Craig’s list.

  • NoYoureWrong

    [re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Come over and find out!

  • Jukesgrrl

    Which Wonkette commenter filed this? I hope one who has a camera strategically placed at his front door.

    And I love it when a guy in his fifties — gay or straight — couldn’t possibly be interested in someone who is not 15 years younger. If HE can’t stand to look at wrinkles and cellulite, why should a 20 year old want to see it? And yet he’d turn away a 20 year old if the volunteer’s skin is darker than … is that mocha, mochachino, caramel, skim latte … please be more specific.

  • HipHopOpotamus

    Damnit my Craigslist personal ad joke under the furries post was just usurped 15 minutes before I posted it. Lame. Recycled: Another post already,

  • JMP

    [re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Hmm, I’ve always wondered about the Log Cabin Republicans; this could explain it. Gay people can be racist, too, and maybe some hate black people so much that they’ll join a party that also hates them just to get in on the hate.

  • Barcode of the Apocalypse

    I thought that Wonkette commenters were all “fillers”, not “drainers”.

  • Extemporanus

    Well, it ain’t Steve King, because his furry ass is currently in San Francisco.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    Getting sucked “dry” doesn’t exactly light my fire here.

  • Buzz Feedback

    Triumphant return of Haywood Jablome.

  • BigDupa

    [re=515496]Doglessliberal[/re]: I think he uses a rusty trombone to hum “Hail to the Chief.”

  • sezme

    How do you “be white, or latin”? Is this some sort of costume you can slip on like George Washington? or Dick Cheney’s human form?

  • prizepig

    Worst Twilight fanfic ever.

  • miquonranger03

    Oh no, Dick Cheney’s trawling for a new sexmate! And he’s planning to vampirize him!
    Dick Cheney: proof that not all vampires are sexy.

  • What Fresh Hell is This?

    Include some Valentine’s candy. It’s marked down at CVS.

  • disgustedcitizen

    Female hookers weep when the teabagger/Repugs are in town.

  • AJW

    It’s not Glen Beck. We all know he’s into young girls from his escapades in the 1990s.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I’m more of an elephant guy.

  • El Pinche

    It’s John Boehner. He’s very oral..and very orange.

  • vagabonding

    Oh the Crew Club is going to be packed tonight!

  • NoYoureWrong
  • Godot

    What’s this about X-Pac?

    Is Chyna involved?

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Sounds like a vacuum cleaner salesman. He’s probably got a deal on some special attachments.

  • taylormattd

    That reminds me. I need to renew my Manhunt subscription.

  • Min

    I can’t tell if he wants sex or just to demonstrate a shop vac.

  • doloras

    If they were wise, they would realise – they ain’t hungover, they’re just vampirized.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: In the trade that’s known as a “gummy bear.”

  • Bearbloke

    [re=515581]vagabonding[/re]: Packed with what – self-loathing CPACers? Where’s the GodHatesFags crew when one needs them?

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=515521]JMP[/re]: I knew a Log Cabiner in Pittsburgh. His desire not to pay taxes was stronger than his self-respect. That, and he got a lot of dates there. Your theory probably holds up for many of them, though.

  • JSDC007

    Boy, that truck drivin’, Cosmo-modellin’, working-out-on-his-stationary-bike, 50-something Scott Brown wastes no time now, does he?

  • M.Steele

    [re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: To be fair to the C-Packers, there just ain’t a lot of browns in that crowd.

  • M.Steele

    Gannon’s back in town.

  • vespula maculata

    Not mine.

    If you find one looking for Mr. Mid-30s ready to surrender to ‘daddy’ on all fours, that might be mine. I can’t understand how oral remains so overrated to this day.

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=515653]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Mmmmmm, Log Cabin stabbin’.

  • skutre

    I just don’t see sticking my dick into a hole surrounded by teeth in a Republican’s head.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    I’ve always bridled at the use of “to be” in that manner — “be white, or latin, in your 20’s or 30’s.” It’s verbal colonialism.

  • plowman

    [re=515708]vespula maculata[/re]: [re=515770]skutre[/re]: You’re just not doing it right…

  • AutomaticPilot

    [re=515596]NoYoureWrong[/re]: Why are they all saying “discrete” when they really mean “discreet”? They’re just entertaining one at a time?

  • Barrelhse

    Craigslist? or Larry Craig’s list?

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    Since when does “drug/disease free” not imply “HIV neg”? Has this Dupont ‘mo been taking pointers on HIV/AIDS from South Africa’s president & health establishment?

  • Mr Blifil

    Latin is the giveaway. The only “latins” at CPAC are the ones parking the cars.

  • PickneyPinchback

    So in other words, someone with a cabin is looking for a log. Don’t they already have a club for that? A big, thick, hard club?

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=515637]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Aaargh — thanks for that. I’ll have to remember which neurons have that memory so I can excise them at the soonest possible opportunity.

  • Mad Brahms

    [re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: God, I didn’t know that kid existed, and I was much happier back then. Gyah.

    [re=515855]Mr Blifil[/re]: Maybe he’s got some sort of pre-Vatican-II mass fetish? It would make more sense, though the thought of anyone draining Mel Gibson sort of turns my stomach.

  • PsycGirl

    [re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: According to that entry, Time magazine said of this kid that “Laugh all you want, but the way things are going, he could soon replace Michael Steele.”

    He’s going to be a black Republican? How does that happen? Was Steele a white Jewish kid once?

  • fork-wielding maniac

    i don’t have much experience with gay personal ads, so pardon my naivete:

    could this poster be a woman?

    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  • TVarmy

    I’m pretty sure “latin” means Roman Catholic.

  • PlanetWingnuta

    i’m pretty sure latin means look more anglo less mexican.

  • Mad Brahms

    [re=515914]fork-wielding maniac[/re]: Not in the “m4m” forum (hint: it does not actually stand for “million for marriage”

    [re=515905]PsycGirl[/re]: Well, he’s a Jew for Jesus, and Michael Steele is a black man for Republicanism, so in a twisted way, it sort of makes sense.

  • blackdontcrack

    i used to sleep with one of the log cabiners back in the day. he was pretty good but not dateable.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    Sheesh, Mittens just came out, yet he’s back to lying about his age and being “discreet” on Craigslist.

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