Is it possible for anyone to say no to this draining? [Craigslist]
XXXPAC 3:56 pm February 18, 2010
Hey, Now Which Wonkette Commenter Filed This??
Hola wonkerados.
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It t’was the furry octopussy.
I am Spartacus.
Larry Craig obviously. Who else would be trolling for twinks on Craigslist?
Just when you think Lindsey Graham is so full of cum he couldn’t cram in another drop, there he goes like a hose.
very oral? I’d hope so if he is going to blow someone. Unless he has some method I don’t know about.
[re=515457]eclecticbrotha[/re]: does Craigslist have other uses I’m unaware of?
:D
I love a good draining. Do gay DC’ers even need to put “discreet”? Isn’t it assumed?
You just KNEW it had to be Du Pont Circle. I’m amazed there’s room to move with these pervs in town.
You need to stop posting these. I’m not allowed to laugh this loudly at work.
Blowhards for blow hards
By “Latin” does he mean Marco Rubio? The only other one there is K.Lopez. Reeechhhh…God, I’ fucking dry heaving in my cube. shit.
LET THE CONVENTION BEGIN!
So, Glen Beck arrived early for his keynote speech. Where’s the news in that?
Conservajism
… you’ll get sucked dry in a discrete way.
Yep…sounds like a Republican.
Had to bne this mini-scrote :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn
Are gay guys in their 20s/30s ever interested in a guy in their 50s unless there’s money involved? That’s the only way straight relationships with that kind of an age gap work.
[re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Normally he just sucks and fucks on his front steps, but this time he wanted it to be different. Special.
Today we are all drained.
Scott?
[re=515461]Doglessliberal[/re]: “very oral” means he takes his teeth out.
Ann Coulter gets naughty!
[re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: shudder
We could be reading this all wrong. Two Moonlight fans, maybe?
Oh right. Same difference.
I didn’t know that phlebotomists used Craig’s list.
[re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Come over and find out!
Which Wonkette commenter filed this? I hope one who has a camera strategically placed at his front door.
And I love it when a guy in his fifties — gay or straight — couldn’t possibly be interested in someone who is not 15 years younger. If HE can’t stand to look at wrinkles and cellulite, why should a 20 year old want to see it? And yet he’d turn away a 20 year old if the volunteer’s skin is darker than … is that mocha, mochachino, caramel, skim latte … please be more specific.
Damnit my Craigslist personal ad joke under the furries post was just usurped 15 minutes before I posted it. Lame. Recycled: Another post already, http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/1606943313.html
[re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Hmm, I’ve always wondered about the Log Cabin Republicans; this could explain it. Gay people can be racist, too, and maybe some hate black people so much that they’ll join a party that also hates them just to get in on the hate.
I thought that Wonkette commenters were all “fillers”, not “drainers”.
Well, it ain’t Steve King, because his furry ass is currently in San Francisco.
Getting sucked “dry” doesn’t exactly light my fire here.
Triumphant return of Haywood Jablome.
[re=515496]Doglessliberal[/re]: I think he uses a rusty trombone to hum “Hail to the Chief.”
How do you “be white, or latin”? Is this some sort of costume you can slip on like George Washington? or Dick Cheney’s human form?
Worst Twilight fanfic ever.
Oh no, Dick Cheney’s trawling for a new sexmate! And he’s planning to vampirize him!
Dick Cheney: proof that not all vampires are sexy.
Include some Valentine’s candy. It’s marked down at CVS.
Female hookers weep when the teabagger/Repugs are in town.
It’s not Glen Beck. We all know he’s into young girls from his escapades in the 1990s.
I’m more of an elephant guy.
It’s John Boehner. He’s very oral..and very orange.
Oh the Crew Club is going to be packed tonight!
And now there’s this: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/1606943313.html
What’s this about X-Pac?
Is Chyna involved?
Sounds like a vacuum cleaner salesman. He’s probably got a deal on some special attachments.
That reminds me. I need to renew my Manhunt subscription.
I can’t tell if he wants sex or just to demonstrate a shop vac.
If they were wise, they would realise – they ain’t hungover, they’re just vampirized. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si1t737PMz4
[re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: In the trade that’s known as a “gummy bear.”
[re=515581]vagabonding[/re]: Packed with what – self-loathing CPACers? Where’s the GodHatesFags crew when one needs them?
[re=515521]JMP[/re]: I knew a Log Cabiner in Pittsburgh. His desire not to pay taxes was stronger than his self-respect. That, and he got a lot of dates there. Your theory probably holds up for many of them, though.
Boy, that truck drivin’, Cosmo-modellin’, working-out-on-his-stationary-bike, 50-something Scott Brown wastes no time now, does he?
[re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: To be fair to the C-Packers, there just ain’t a lot of browns in that crowd.
Gannon’s back in town.
Not mine.
If you find one looking for Mr. Mid-30s ready to surrender to ‘daddy’ on all fours, that might be mine. I can’t understand how oral remains so overrated to this day.
[re=515653]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Mmmmmm, Log Cabin stabbin’.
I just don’t see sticking my dick into a hole surrounded by teeth in a Republican’s head.
I’ve always bridled at the use of “to be” in that manner — “be white, or latin, in your 20′s or 30′s.” It’s verbal colonialism.
[re=515708]vespula maculata[/re]: [re=515770]skutre[/re]: You’re just not doing it right…
[re=515596]NoYoureWrong[/re]: Why are they all saying “discrete” when they really mean “discreet”? They’re just entertaining one at a time?
Craigslist? or Larry Craig’s list?
Since when does “drug/disease free” not imply “HIV neg”? Has this Dupont ‘mo been taking pointers on HIV/AIDS from South Africa’s president & health establishment?
Latin is the giveaway. The only “latins” at CPAC are the ones parking the cars.
So in other words, someone with a cabin is looking for a log. Don’t they already have a club for that? A big, thick, hard club?
[re=515637]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Aaargh — thanks for that. I’ll have to remember which neurons have that memory so I can excise them at the soonest possible opportunity.
[re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: God, I didn’t know that kid existed, and I was much happier back then. Gyah.
[re=515855]Mr Blifil[/re]: Maybe he’s got some sort of pre-Vatican-II mass fetish? It would make more sense, though the thought of anyone draining Mel Gibson sort of turns my stomach.
[re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: According to that entry, Time magazine said of this kid that “Laugh all you want, but the way things are going, he could soon replace Michael Steele.”
He’s going to be a black Republican? How does that happen? Was Steele a white Jewish kid once?
i don’t have much experience with gay personal ads, so pardon my naivete:
could this poster be a woman?
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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I’m pretty sure “latin” means Roman Catholic.
i’m pretty sure latin means look more anglo less mexican.
[re=515914]fork-wielding maniac[/re]: Not in the “m4m” forum (hint: it does not actually stand for “million for marriage”
[re=515905]PsycGirl[/re]: Well, he’s a Jew for Jesus, and Michael Steele is a black man for Republicanism, so in a twisted way, it sort of makes sense.
i used to sleep with one of the log cabiners back in the day. he was pretty good but not dateable.
Sheesh, Mittens just came out, yet he’s back to lying about his age and being “discreet” on Craigslist.
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