XXXPAC  3:56 pm February 18, 2010

Hey, Now Which Wonkette Commenter Filed This??

by Jim Newell

Is it possible for anyone to say no to this draining? [Craigslist]

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weejee February 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm

It t’was the furry octopussy.

WadISay February 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm

I am Spartacus.

eclecticbrotha February 18, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Larry Craig obviously. Who else would be trolling for twinks on Craigslist?

AbstinenceOnly Ed February 18, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Just when you think Lindsey Graham is so full of cum he couldn’t cram in another drop, there he goes like a hose.

Doglessliberal February 18, 2010 at 4:01 pm

very oral? I’d hope so if he is going to blow someone. Unless he has some method I don’t know about.

AbstinenceOnly Ed February 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm

[re=515457]eclecticbrotha[/re]: does Craigslist have other uses I’m unaware of?

agentstinky February 18, 2010 at 4:03 pm


gogoguerilla February 18, 2010 at 4:03 pm

I love a good draining. Do gay DC’ers even need to put “discreet”? Isn’t it assumed?

Joshua Norton February 18, 2010 at 4:04 pm

You just KNEW it had to be Du Pont Circle. I’m amazed there’s room to move with these pervs in town.

bored with gravity February 18, 2010 at 4:06 pm

You need to stop posting these. I’m not allowed to laugh this loudly at work.

madtowngooner February 18, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Blowhards for blow hards

freakishlystrong February 18, 2010 at 4:07 pm

By “Latin” does he mean Marco Rubio? The only other one there is K.Lopez. Reeechhhh…God, I’ fucking dry heaving in my cube. shit.

Tommmcatt February 18, 2010 at 4:07 pm


Lionel Hutz Esq. February 18, 2010 at 4:07 pm

So, Glen Beck arrived early for his keynote speech. Where’s the news in that?

Snidely February 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm


coolcatdaddy February 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm

… you’ll get sucked dry in a discrete way.

Yep…sounds like a Republican.

The Other Sarah T February 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Had to bne this mini-scrote :

JMP February 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Are gay guys in their 20s/30s ever interested in a guy in their 50s unless there’s money involved? That’s the only way straight relationships with that kind of an age gap work.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm

[re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Normally he just sucks and fucks on his front steps, but this time he wanted it to be different. Special.

rmontcal February 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Today we are all drained.

S.Luggo February 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm


SayItWithWookies February 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm

[re=515461]Doglessliberal[/re]: “very oral” means he takes his teeth out.

elburrito February 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Ann Coulter gets naughty!

Doglessliberal February 18, 2010 at 4:13 pm

[re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: shudder

eclecticbrotha February 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

We could be reading this all wrong. Two Moonlight fans, maybe?

Oh right. Same difference.

the problem child February 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I didn’t know that phlebotomists used Craig’s list.

NoYoureWrong February 18, 2010 at 4:23 pm

[re=515465]gogoguerilla[/re]: Come over and find out!

Jukesgrrl February 18, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Which Wonkette commenter filed this? I hope one who has a camera strategically placed at his front door.

And I love it when a guy in his fifties — gay or straight — couldn’t possibly be interested in someone who is not 15 years younger. If HE can’t stand to look at wrinkles and cellulite, why should a 20 year old want to see it? And yet he’d turn away a 20 year old if the volunteer’s skin is darker than … is that mocha, mochachino, caramel, skim latte … please be more specific.

HipHopOpotamus February 18, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Damnit my Craigslist personal ad joke under the furries post was just usurped 15 minutes before I posted it. Lame. Recycled: Another post already,

JMP February 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm

[re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Hmm, I’ve always wondered about the Log Cabin Republicans; this could explain it. Gay people can be racist, too, and maybe some hate black people so much that they’ll join a party that also hates them just to get in on the hate.

Barcode of the Apocalypse February 18, 2010 at 4:31 pm

I thought that Wonkette commenters were all “fillers”, not “drainers”.

Extemporanus February 18, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Well, it ain’t Steve King, because his furry ass is currently in San Francisco.

RoscoePColtraine February 18, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Getting sucked “dry” doesn’t exactly light my fire here.

Buzz Feedback February 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Triumphant return of Haywood Jablome.

BigDupa February 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm

[re=515496]Doglessliberal[/re]: I think he uses a rusty trombone to hum “Hail to the Chief.”

sezme February 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm

How do you “be white, or latin”? Is this some sort of costume you can slip on like George Washington? or Dick Cheney’s human form?

prizepig February 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Worst Twilight fanfic ever.

miquonranger03 February 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Oh no, Dick Cheney’s trawling for a new sexmate! And he’s planning to vampirize him!
Dick Cheney: proof that not all vampires are sexy.

What Fresh Hell is This? February 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Include some Valentine’s candy. It’s marked down at CVS.

disgustedcitizen February 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Female hookers weep when the teabagger/Repugs are in town.

AJW February 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm

It’s not Glen Beck. We all know he’s into young girls from his escapades in the 1990s.

Naked Bunny with a Whip February 18, 2010 at 4:52 pm

I’m more of an elephant guy.

El Pinche February 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm

It’s John Boehner. He’s very oral..and very orange.

vagabonding February 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm

Oh the Crew Club is going to be packed tonight!

NoYoureWrong February 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Godot February 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm

What’s this about X-Pac?

Is Chyna involved?

Monsieur Grumpe February 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Sounds like a vacuum cleaner salesman. He’s probably got a deal on some special attachments.

taylormattd February 18, 2010 at 5:28 pm

That reminds me. I need to renew my Manhunt subscription.

Min February 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm

I can’t tell if he wants sex or just to demonstrate a shop vac.

doloras February 18, 2010 at 5:33 pm

If they were wise, they would realise – they ain’t hungover, they’re just vampirized.

Red Zeppelin February 18, 2010 at 5:34 pm

[re=515493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: In the trade that’s known as a “gummy bear.”

Bearbloke February 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm

[re=515581]vagabonding[/re]: Packed with what – self-loathing CPACers? Where’s the GodHatesFags crew when one needs them?

Jukesgrrl February 18, 2010 at 5:54 pm

[re=515521]JMP[/re]: I knew a Log Cabiner in Pittsburgh. His desire not to pay taxes was stronger than his self-respect. That, and he got a lot of dates there. Your theory probably holds up for many of them, though.

JSDC007 February 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Boy, that truck drivin’, Cosmo-modellin’, working-out-on-his-stationary-bike, 50-something Scott Brown wastes no time now, does he?

M.Steele February 18, 2010 at 6:06 pm

[re=515516]Jukesgrrl[/re]: To be fair to the C-Packers, there just ain’t a lot of browns in that crowd.

M.Steele February 18, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Gannon’s back in town.

vespula maculata February 18, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Not mine.

If you find one looking for Mr. Mid-30s ready to surrender to ‘daddy’ on all fours, that might be mine. I can’t understand how oral remains so overrated to this day.

bitchincamaro February 18, 2010 at 7:06 pm

[re=515653]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Mmmmmm, Log Cabin stabbin’.

skutre February 18, 2010 at 8:04 pm

I just don’t see sticking my dick into a hole surrounded by teeth in a Republican’s head.

lawrenceofthedesert February 18, 2010 at 9:35 pm

I’ve always bridled at the use of “to be” in that manner — “be white, or latin, in your 20′s or 30′s.” It’s verbal colonialism.

plowman February 18, 2010 at 9:37 pm

[re=515708]vespula maculata[/re]: [re=515770]skutre[/re]: You’re just not doing it right…

AutomaticPilot February 18, 2010 at 9:56 pm

[re=515596]NoYoureWrong[/re]: Why are they all saying “discrete” when they really mean “discreet”? They’re just entertaining one at a time?

Barrelhse February 18, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Craigslist? or Larry Craig’s list?

Long Form Def Certificate February 18, 2010 at 10:38 pm

Since when does “drug/disease free” not imply “HIV neg”? Has this Dupont ‘mo been taking pointers on HIV/AIDS from South Africa’s president & health establishment?

Mr Blifil February 19, 2010 at 12:13 am

Latin is the giveaway. The only “latins” at CPAC are the ones parking the cars.

PickneyPinchback February 19, 2010 at 12:57 am

So in other words, someone with a cabin is looking for a log. Don’t they already have a club for that? A big, thick, hard club?

SayItWithWookies February 19, 2010 at 1:06 am

[re=515637]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Aaargh — thanks for that. I’ll have to remember which neurons have that memory so I can excise them at the soonest possible opportunity.

Mad Brahms February 19, 2010 at 2:55 am

[re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: God, I didn’t know that kid existed, and I was much happier back then. Gyah.

[re=515855]Mr Blifil[/re]: Maybe he’s got some sort of pre-Vatican-II mass fetish? It would make more sense, though the thought of anyone draining Mel Gibson sort of turns my stomach.

PsycGirl February 19, 2010 at 9:18 am

[re=515480]The Other Sarah T[/re]: According to that entry, Time magazine said of this kid that “Laugh all you want, but the way things are going, he could soon replace Michael Steele.”

He’s going to be a black Republican? How does that happen? Was Steele a white Jewish kid once?

fork-wielding maniac February 19, 2010 at 9:33 am

i don’t have much experience with gay personal ads, so pardon my naivete:

could this poster be a woman?

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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TVarmy February 19, 2010 at 10:36 am

I’m pretty sure “latin” means Roman Catholic.

PlanetWingnuta February 19, 2010 at 10:57 am

i’m pretty sure latin means look more anglo less mexican.

Mad Brahms February 19, 2010 at 10:57 am

[re=515914]fork-wielding maniac[/re]: Not in the “m4m” forum (hint: it does not actually stand for “million for marriage”

[re=515905]PsycGirl[/re]: Well, he’s a Jew for Jesus, and Michael Steele is a black man for Republicanism, so in a twisted way, it sort of makes sense.

blackdontcrack February 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm

i used to sleep with one of the log cabiners back in the day. he was pretty good but not dateable.

Smoke Filled Roommate February 22, 2010 at 4:19 am

Sheesh, Mittens just came out, yet he’s back to lying about his age and being “discreet” on Craigslist.

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