A Children's Treasury Of Furries At CPAC, Part One

Wonkette's annual CPAC attendee friend Garrett Quinn, who is insane for still going to these things but great for sending us the laffs, has delivered the first batch of terrifying furry photos from Day One. They depict an astroturfing eagle and a monstrous grey squid-elephant walrus fetus thatisn'tDick Armey. (Maybe.) Six demerits to each from Mittens, we guess?UPDATE: My god, is it actuallyCthulhu?? 

Oh, sorry, this isn't a furry, he isn't even wearing his human costume yet.

MOAR! FEED MAH MOAR PLASMA CRACKERS!