- “A tortured history of Obamacare?” No no no. Barack Obama is a total yellow belly: He always reads histories their Miranda rights. [RedState]
- Car theft. Rape. Same thing. Get over it. It’s Kansas. [Think Progress]
- Do you have naughty dreams at night about organizing Jonah Goldberg’s collection of Star Trek dolls (from tallest to shortest, not alphabetically)? Or perhaps being K-Lo’s little spoon? Intern with the National Review! Comes with a modest stipend. Previous “gimp experience” would be lovely. [The Corner]
- Uh-oh, someone found the socialist literature Michelle Obama hid under her mattress! [Matt Yglesias]
- Please support this very important initiative that would give MLK Day the pizazz it so desperately needs. [AMERICAblog]
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Interning at the National Review. Just think about that for a moment.
A plan is circulating under the radar in the Utah State Senate to share the holiday honoring civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr., shot to death in 1968, with one of the country’s most famous gun makers.
Wow — I can feel my 5 lb. Skillet of Righteous Anger calling to me from the kitchen as I type this. Really, there’ve been some disgusting ideas (so to speak) coming from the God, Oligarchy and Perversions party recently, but this is beyond the pale. Fucker who sponsored this needs to spend fifty years planting cotton on the hardscrabble soil his grandpa had to buy on credit from his ex-master making barely enough to pay the feed bill and being called n***** every day of his life.
Who the hell drinks milk with their pizza?!
Is that, like, some sorta sick gay fetish thing or something?
I think the answer to ‘what’s the matter with Kansas?’ is Everything.
[re=515704]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Frankly, I agree.
@Extemporanus: Everyone knows that the best thing to drink with pizza is orange juice.
Oh, and I hope Utah falls into the ocean, or something.
The intern at the National Review is probably the lowest spot on the modern conservative totem pole. Which is precisely why this is the worst time to be in such a spot. Pretty soon, conservatives are going to need to find someone to blame for their movement’s failure, and in the typical fashion of hierarchies, blame will be handed down to whoever K-Lo’s right-hand wretch winds up being.
I might have to apply for that job, because I could parlay such a tag into folk-hero status. I’d be glad to take the credit for saving America.
The Kansas rape/cartheft dichotomy make me wish I was an altruistic billionaire so i could start and generously fund a free-abortions-for-anyone-anytime-no-questions-asked non-profit foundation.
I think I’ll register the domain name freeabortionsforall.com and send it as a birthday present to George Soros, as a hint.
[re=515698]Extemporanus[/re]:
Um. Me.
It is from my childhood and comforting, and has nothing to do with my homosexual Asian bondage-and-discipline fetish at all.
Or is the cause of it, one of the two.
After that last one, my mouth is hanging open so wide you could put a whole pizza AND a bottle of milk in it.
Regarding Ms. Obama’s tastes in literature, that stupid blogger reminds me of the old joke about Georgia Gov’Nor Lester Maddox. “Terrible fire in the mansion. Both books in the library were destroyed. And one of them was only half-colored.”
[re=515721]Tommmcatt[/re]: I’d like to apologize for my shameful ignorance.
In the future, I shall endeavor to take into account the fact that there are those among us — such as yourself, Tommmcatt — who enjoy a nice, rough, rice milk enema from Papa John’s every now and then, and I will ridicule and belittle them by name since — if I understand you correctly, Tommmcatt — they get off on that shit.
(Just kidding. I have have half a gallon in me ri…WHOOPSIE! Correction: I had half a gallon in me! Well, um, any suggestion on what’s the next size up from a champagne cork?)
[re=515714]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Jesus Christ! Fucking orange juice?!
Don’t you ever fucking talk to me again, you depraved sick fuck! And stay the hell outta Chucky Cheese, too, you goddamn puke-inducing pizza rapist, or I swear to fucking god that I’ll call the cops so fucking fast it’ll make your OJ-dripping dick spin!
Now that I think about it, Dorothy did say “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore” with a lot of relief in her voice.
Gimp experience? I hope you mean GNU Image Manipulation Program. Yeah, so nerdy…
So presumably Rep. Brunke – being a conservative – believes there’s an epidemic of false rape accusation, but now he wants abortions to only be covered if the woman files a rape charge. I’m not sure he’s thought this through.
The Utah legislature is displaying depths of conservative desperation this session that should be a model for every mental midget in the US.
Here in Kowturdistan a crime is a crime is a crime. Except for tax evasion. Tax evasion is legal in KS.
We wouldn’t want a disgruntled USDA-subsidized shitkicker to get angry and fly his combine into a grain elevator.
Gimp? The SOCIALIST Photoshop? This is wrong in so many ways!
So since Obama’s been preznit, we’ve endured the terroristic charring of: a black cat, a black IRS building (sans white employeez) and a Nigerian pair of nutz. All of which started out black and ended up just a bit blacker. This posty-racy thingie has benneez for whitez!
We need a new June holiday:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Joseph_Smith,_Jr.#Attack_by_the_mob
Maybe something like Guy Fawkes day.
Just as Obama’s parents faked his birth certificate and newspaper birth announcements as part of their plan to get Obamam to be President as commie Muslin mole, Michelle Obama somehow managed to have all these anti-socialist books with socialism in the title planted in the White House library.
In 1963.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/shortstack/2010/02/socialist_books_in_the_white_h.html
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