What will Mitt Romney do to win the Republicans’ support in 2012? Literally anything. According to important political blog TIME Magazine, Romney is “coming out” at CPAC. It’s gonna be a sausage fest! And don’t worry, Ann: It’s not cheating if it’s up the butt. [The Note via Wonkette Operative "Andrew B."]
TIME Magazine Notes Mitt Romney Is Now Gay
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Global Warming Fraud??? That’s what wingnuts said about dinosaurs 100 years ago and the Earth was FLAT, 500 years ago. Wingnut repugs are the FRAUD folks.
Romney believes in a Mothership and Jim Jones Juice!
Oh, yeah. And they didn’t know what teabagging meant, either.
I knew it — he’s gayer than the two-man luge.
I was wondering when the penis wriggling was going to start at CPAC.
completely off topic, brothers and sisters, but this and then i’ll go away for a while: consider the tale of zeitoun, gaze into the face of tyranny,
the incompetence of the masters of war, and the account books recording the misuse of our taxes.
Today we are all dog torturers.
He’s coming out. He wants the world to know. He’s got to let it show.
Mormoni underpants have a backdoor?
I have it on good authority that Mitt Romney is completely smooth “down there”, like a Ken Doll. His sexuality therefore is beyond reproach.
Who wouldn’t want to C him PAC some fudge? (cue the Mittens fudge pic)
Eh, it’s Romney. He’ll come out this week, sure, but in another month or two he’ll be right back in the closet, shifting back and forth according to how he thinks it’ll effect his shot at the nomination.
[re=515037]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
Wow, you haven’t met many Mormon dudes, have you?
Mitt the smiling Mormon proctologist seen here without his signature blue examining gloves
Like beloved Reagan, Mittens’ hair is flawless, with just a hint of gray. Of course he’s gay, gay as Reagan!
CPAC keeps blowing my mind. I agree with Jim DeMint on two whole things! 1) It is better for the GOP to be represented by 30 hard-right senators than 60 slightly reasonable senators. 2) We both like our odds of winning a “Democrats” vs “Realâ„¢ American” showdown.
Mittens being gay is news how?
[re=515037]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Magic underoos are multi-access.
It’s just wishful thinking on Halperin’s part. Who knew “The Note” was still functioning after he said the 2004 election was “John Kerry’s to lose.” Of course Halperin was right, but still…
Nancy was a boy.
The evidence was clear by looking at the invite list for Romney’s Olympics Opening Ceremony Party:
–Harvey Fierstein
–Nathan Lane
–Tommy Tune
–Elton John
–David Bowie
–Rod Steweart
–Rosie O’Donnell
–Ellen DeGeneres
–Rachel Maddow
–K. D. Lang
–Larry Craig.
[re=515049]Tommmcatt[/re]:
None I know personally except those annoying ones who used to wake me up at 7:30am on a Sat morning to tell me about their cult, er, religion.
oh yeaaaaah
http://tinyurl.com/yzoruq7
Andrew Briebart is a Wonkette operative now? Hahaha, what versatility (a whore)!
Right now, all I know about what’s-his-face is that he tortures dogs and wanted to make an amusement park of torture out of gitmo. I’m sure we’ll learn some more dirt on the campaign trail. Mittmo/Bayh 2012!!
[re=515082]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
Well, just to clear things up, magic underwear definitely has a back door, and Mormon dudes LIVE for it.
Or so I’ve heard.
Hopefully Sluggo or any other Austinites were far away from that plane crash down here. Some building got jacked up.
His ensemble and his grooming were always a little too perfect.
[re=515022]Cape Clod[/re]: They prefer to call it “wagging the dog”. Sounds more war-mongery you know.
So now Reverend Martin Ssempa, it is the Mittbot who will teach your children about the eating of the anus.
He would make a fabulous Roger Debris, no question. Donny Osmond as Leo Bloom?
CPAC’s slogan: It’s not gay if you don’t come.
Ah, the classic “pull my finger joke” that will impress the conservative voters.
[re=515116]Ruhe[/re]: Conservatives are blind to the fact that they have socialized salad tossing in Massachusetts dating back to this man’s administration.
I see Cheney at CPAC declared that Obama would be a one-term president. That’s got to be the best news Barry’s had in weeks.
Romney would’ve come out sooner, but deciding which of his 1,372 closets should be used to do so took longer than expected due to Frank Luntz’s sloppy polling.
Does Miz Campbell the Wriggling Soup Nancy know about this?
Hate to think where that finger has been.
They’ve craftily changed the headline to COMING OUT PARTY, which is at least as hilarious as it was before.
[re=515042]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: My first thought also. Cue the fudge pic!
Wow, Mitt “the Shitt” Romney–gay. Who’d a thunk it?
If the earth we live on is actually the earth that Mitt got as a reward for living righteously on some other earth then he’s not homosexual he’s “omnisexual” so it’s ok.
I took a look at Larison. He didn’t seem impressed.
Reminds me of a film about a Mormon missionary who turned out to be gay:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345551/
But the more I think about this, the more sense it makes. However, I will now spend all evening wondering if he has any famous bedmates…Andre Bauer, I’m looking at you…
(What? You have to admit they would make a cute couple, right wing politics aside.)
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