CPAC STARTS IN TWO DAYS THANK GOD. It is the most blessed time of February, when the CPAC comes to town to get the folks all hot and bothered about blacks and browns and John McCain. Last year they invented teabagging! Furries were everywhere, and then they all went and fucked each other at night with rosary whips and chili powder. This year’s evening entertainment will be the exact same thing, but with enhanced organization. They’re introducing XPAC, the XTREME conservative cumslapping foam death party. Can you handle it, grandpa?
Here is one of the event info things on the XPAC website; namely, the one at the top of the page, where you don’t have to scroll down:
Both Thursday and Friday evenings this week, if you’re attending CPAC, or are in the Washington DC, Virginia, Maryland, or Delaware areas, you are invited to enjoy “Epic Nites.”
On Thursday night, Stephen Baldwin will conduct an insightful conversation between Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros and Sarah Huckabee over the future of the GOP, the ideas of conservatism, women in politics, and the outlook for the nation. The “10 questions with Stevie B” is something worth making room in your schedule for. Gov. Mike Huckabee will be making a special appearance, and several additional surprises also await.
TITS OUT!
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Whoever designed that font should be tortured for crimes against the eyeballs of humanity.
Why does Tim Teboux have his tongue stuck out like that?
Oh, nevermind. I really don’t want to know.
“Churls Gone Wild”
Isn’t CPAC the mask thing you wear to bed to prevent unwanted pregnancies?
Say, you know what would be a good idea, now that we’ll have all of them gathered in one place…
Auto-asphyxiation noose: check. Fapping cream: check. C-SPAN showing CPAC/XPAC: Gawd, I hope so. Hell won’t look so bad when I get there.
That font is really ‘extreme’ and ‘in my face.’ Looks like you can’t keep Conservatives on a leash any more, Big Gov !! *guitar squeal*
Pre-announced suprise appearance? Doesn’t that sort of….I dunno….defeat the fucking purpose?
So: can we expect our Wonkette to live blog the whole sordid extravaganza?
Yes, but will there be SixPacs? If not, I’m not goin’.
One of the Gregory Brothers appears to have a vagina.
Its the most, wonderful time .. of the year
Death beam that shit from outer space using Brit Hume’s ginormous head as sighting-aid.
[re=513685]Snidely[/re]: Win!
[re=513694]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Actually, I think they all do.
XPAC RAWKS DUDES!!1
Wow. Stephen Baldwin and James O’Keefe on the same ad? I think mmy balls are snoring.
So James O’Keefe will address by conference call?
i will be submitting tips to the M4M Casual Encounters Watch Desk at wonkette HQ.
Why did they put up a photo of James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles (whoever they are) gazing at one another’s genitals?
I was on C-Pac when I had the walking ‘new-monia’. Got rid of it pretty quick but left me with the runs for a week afterwards.
[re=513686]Come here a minute[/re]: I’ll have you know that a CPAP can extend cunnilingus to unheard of levels…..like above water scuba gear.
Wait, I have said too much.
The auto-tune the news people are showing up? They’re conservative?
And they are giving James O’Keefe the award for “conservative media whore of the year” (although he’s going to have to pry it out of Sarah Palin’s cold, clammy fingers to claim it).
[re=513687]memzilla[/re]: Nah, but it would be nice if thee was a FEMA train in town
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Stevie B? Really? That 50 year old jesus-hipster douche makes me want to bleed out my eyes.
Who are all those twinks in the upper right corner? Why have I never heard of them before? And really, they’re going to honor an accused felon?
Xfinity, XPAC; damn, I thought the X-Treme 90s crap had finally ended with the XFL, but some clueless folk certainly seem determined to bring it back.
But hey, according to the Gawker article they promise someone of Joe the Plumber stature three times a day! So wait, is Verne Troyer one of the guests?
And they’re also holding rap sessions! What do you think the odds are that some of the participants will do something racist with that? Oh who am I kidding, it’s 100%.
Talk about a prize herd of D list nobody’s. Couldn’t they find some famous hairdresser’s wingnut cousin to to host a panel on the importance of Sarah Palin’s hair-do’s?
One nice thing: by appearing with Coulter, the least Baldwin, and O’Keefe and his fake whore, Steele’s actually managed to be one of the least embarrassing people there. Maybe the least, depending on who the fuck Crowder and the Gregory brothers are.
So, basically, heads up LNS! They are stealing your idea!
Is O’Keefe going to be allowed to leave his parent’s house to accept his “award”?
[re=513712]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Apparently, they do this awful shit called “Auto-Tune The News” which sounds exactly like what it is.
Please tell me the Auto-Tune dudes are just doing it for the money and not because they agree with these skidmarks.
It’s got Steven Baldwin stamped on it, so you KNOW it’s a quality production, and 100% logic-free!
[re=513712]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Accused felon, hell; you must forget how much the GOP has honored convicted felons, like Liddy, Colson, North.
The XPAC site talks about an event featuring “SE Cupp” — which I imagine is a variation of two chicks, one cup.
Mike Huckelberry is going as a “special appearance”. The Pillsbury Doughboy perhaps? And several additional surprises also await. (Ptomaine, shigella and botulism)
“Stephen Baldwin will conduct an insightful conversation…” Eh…that seems like a pretty tall order.
In XPAC’s defense, the sheer douchiness of their lineup is making my naughty bits feel all tingly, fresh, and remarkably odor free.
Mmmmm, stencil, so military, I smell Jeff Gannon-Guckert.
[re=513683]Spike[/re]: Agreed–death panels for shitty fonts!
[re=513727]Ducksworthy[/re]: “Mike Huckelberry is going as a “special appearance”.
They only put it that way because “retarded appearance” would make baby Trig cry.
Between Stephen Baldwin on a skateboard and Michael Steele doing his hood schtick, this looks to be the clearinghouse for embarrassing faux hipsters. I can only hope they’ll be serving non-alcoholic Sparkling Beverage when Stephen picks up his guitar and leads everyone in a few choruses of “God Freakin’ Rocks” and other updated hymns that dads everywhere will use to mortify their children.
“Please tell me the Auto-Tune dudes are just doing it for the money and not because they agree with these skidmarks.”
Agreed. Et tu Gregory Brothers?
I went to the XPAC site. I kept holding my cursor over the images to read the funny alt-text by reflex. There wasn’t any.
Riley is going undercover for all the rad XPAC fun? With lots of pics to post on my Wonkett? Thanksizzle (or whatever the kidz say these days)!
[re=513682]kewlguy42069[/re]: This was literally my first thought.
[re=513684]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Based on their Superbowl commercial, it’s probably because he’s thinking of going down on his mom.
[re=513709]anonymousryan[/re]: Most likely they are going to show up, lip-sync to an mp3 or two, make mad money & get free food & drinks
XPAC: BRONCO BUSTING BIG GOVERNMENT!!!
Somebody with a theology degree outa go to that Stephen Baldwin-moderated panel discussion between Andrea Tantaros and Sarah Huckabee and ask the littlest Baldwin how these women’s jaw flapping about politics jives with the Bible’s “women should just shut up and let men rule” rule.
And somebody with some real balls outa ask the half-term governor of Alaska the same thing.
There will be so much sex, and yet, none of it good.
[re=513721]NopantsMcGee[/re]: I think it’d be kind of neat if they were actually going there to be wingnuts. It’d mean that it is possible, however rare, for conservatives to be funny.
From the XPAC official site:
“Not only that your hosts for XPAC, Stephen Baldwin & Kevin McCullough will be cruising with you.”
I think there’s more to XPAC than meets the eye….
[re=513721]NopantsMcGee[/re]: Auto Tune is a fucking abomination before God and mankind, so this is actually a fitting and logical development.
Also, “Epic!”
[re=513743]kewlguy42069[/re]: No no. They’re there simply to warble the “Star Spangled Banner” in four-part harmony while simultaneously striking BackStreet Boys poses. For the troops, doncha know?
[re=513723]JMP[/re]: True, but don’t they usually do that a few years afterwards? Ollie North’s infamous work was a bit before the years that I started paying attention.
Will the Crying Santorums be there? If not, I ain’t goin.
[re=513684]coolcatdaddy[/re]: “Why does Tim Teboux have his tongue stuck out like that?”
He’s thinking about his Mom.
[re=513685]Snidely[/re]: “‘Churls Gone Wild’” WIN.
[re=513725]Buttery1000[/re]: To be fair, judging by the image, she is fairly cute; and for Fox News, let’s face it, having a young, white, perky, brunette woman on air is diversity.
Is that the Gregory Brothers Andrew and Sarah?
[re=513743]kewlguy42069[/re]: I don’t know–this is the event $arah bailed on because of, you know, no money in it for her.
If I’m not mistaken, they got the date wrong. Friday is February 19th, not 20th.
Morans. Also.
They’re Not Embarrassed!
Thanks, Rachel
I need to learn guitar, just so I can start a band named “The Gaping Anuses.”
[re=513713]JMP[/re]: It should be okay. In an effort to “be more extreme,” they hired Insane Clown Posse to run the rap sessions.
Is it intentional that the American flag “X” is evocative of the Rebel Flag “Stars & Bars”?
Oh, what am I saying? Of course it is.
Well there’ll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.
One of these felons is not like the other
One of these felons is not the same….
And, wait, I thought FOX News is fair and balanced, and yet here are all these “hard news” FOX people participating. How can that be?
Every time I see a photo of Brit Hume (real name?) I’m always reminded of his expresson on election night. The quivering lips, the wet eyes, you would have thought he was delivering the eulogy for his best friend, not reporting on how Obama was kicking McCrazy’s/Snowbilly’s butt from here to kingdom come. But I’m glad to see he’s getting an award from a political action committee, it just provides how fair and balanced Fox is.
Incredible. If I wandered drunk into a men’s room and found the only urinal to be occupied by the passed-out form of ANY ONE of these fuckers, I’d still use it. Ann Coutler would need to be face down, though, otherwise I’d be intimidated by the adam’s apple and it’d crawl right back up.
[re=513709]anonymousryan[/re]: Yup, I’m confused too.
Maybe they engineered some fake conservative creds to get invited, since I otherwise don’t see how proposing ‘puppetry or obesity’ in response to Bachmann’s ‘liberty or tyranny’ speech could have earned them many GOP friends.
I’m starting to understand Republican speak. “Torture” doesn’t mean torture. “Family Values” doesn’t mean family values, and “Epic” means Stephen Baldwin.
Wasn’t “XPAC” the name of a shitty wrestler who had on-camera sex with that Chyna man-woman? (Checks Google) YES! Yes it was!
Oh, man, there’s got to be a good image or two in this. First they name their movement after teabagging, now they name their event after a wrestler-turned-pornstar.
My God! Maybe they are the progressive part after all!
[re=513722]edgydrifter[/re]: It’s hard to believe that, thanks to Bio-Dome, Pauley Shore has a movie where he was the smarter and more talented star.
[re=513754]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Most of the time, but often they just keep loving their little criminals. Rush’s Oxy admission and Vitter’s hookers certainly haven’t hurt them with the base.
[re=513765]Prommie[/re]: I think that band already exists.
“EPIC!”, and other things the GOP found on fark.com and thought they could use to appeal to “the youths”. Special appearances by lolcat and the numa numa guy. Skoalrebel wanted too much for speaking fees.
They’re giving James O’Keefe an award? Is Prussian Blue providing the entertainment?
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2010/02/03/james_okeefe_white_nationalists/
[re=513747]doxastic[/re]:
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/1598706820.html
Stephen Baldwin … how did they get him?
Back when we teased the terminally nerdy at least we had an underlying, grudging respect for their ability to actually get shit done. With this crowd we can just tease, secure in the knowledge that none of them – on merit, at least – will ever rise higher than Regional Distribution Manager for Brawndo™.
Re: the James O’Keefe award.
So Xpac has an award for the best prison blow job?
[re=513785]Mad Brahms[/re]: Fox Executive: We at the network want a conference with attitude. It’s edgy. You’ve heard the expression “Let’s get busy”? Well, this will be a conference which gets biz-ay; consistently and thoroughly.
S. Baldwin: So it’s proactive?
Executive: Oh, God yes! We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
It’s things like this that show that no matter where my political sensibilities might go, I could never be a Republican if only because I could not be part of a world that considers visits by Stephen Baldwin and Mike Huckabee exciting
[re=513730]Prommie[/re]:
…and he smells like…Gun Oil .
all I can say is that I really feel sorry for anyone who thinks this event looks like a good time– even though they are likely to be total asswipes
[re=513703]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:
O’Keefe and Giles are the ACORN pimp and hooker.
She has a defense fund because she’s being sued by libtards, but says she went after ACORN because she loves America and loves God, and she’s a minister’s daughter… so you KNOW she has a silver bullet to help her re-live that ‘ho fantasy, usually in the morning, before praying and going to journalism class.
I don’t see how Linda McMahon can avoid this event.
Jesus, these shit bags have really given up on themselves.
But will they answer the important questions? Like, Is Ann Coulter really Andrew Coulter?
Oh, and Pam Tebow: STFU. Getting no prenatal care until the last 2 weeks of your pregnancy (which you “chose” because the government in the Philippines didn’t give you a choice) because God told you too is NOT something to brag about. Thanks to you, not only will 15-year-olds have babies, now they won’t bother going to the doctor either – why not, that one lady did it and her son is a great football player so how can it be??!!
This flyer looks like all those shitty fliers posted around town for various hip-hop shows, except with more white people, also.
[re=513685]Snidely[/re]: Oh thank you, thank you. Heh.
[re=513682]kewlguy42069[/re]: Oh, PLEASE tell me that the he and the WWE are going to sue CPAC for trademark infringement. That would make me SOOOOO happy. Like, literally, the happiest boy, ever.
[re=513803]JMP[/re]: Heh, I did actually laugh out loud at this, because I can actually visualize it completely. I’d be surprised if it didn’t go down something like that.
“By utilizing our improved astroturfing strategy, our conference will be more extreme to the max than ever before!”
[re=513721]NopantsMcGee[/re]: A bit like Peace Corps volunteer (hippy!), former Carter staffer (commie!), & in the tank for Obama (traitor!) commentator Chris Matthews speaking at CPAC. Every fucking year.
[re=513800]Suds McKenzie[/re]: “Stephen Baldwin … how did they get him?”
By not wearing a condom.
Let that be a lesson. Stephen Balwin is one of America’s most difficult to treat STDs.
Will Brit Hume urge the attendees to convert to Christianity?
Probably unnecessary…
What? No Big Bouncey Rush this year? I’ll miss that. http://i40.tinypic.com/hsnjpt.gif
[re=513833]progressiveinga[/re]: It’s like he’s bouncing in a ball pit, if by ball pit, we mean a pit of shame and testicles.
[re=513830]NopantsMcGee[/re]: Sean Penn is one treatment, but the cure may be worse than the disease.
Also, “nite”? What, is this conference manufactured in China? It seems like something you would see on cheap-knock off housewares.
Ten questions with Stevie B oh yeah i’ll be there. LOL
[re=513818]DangerousLiberal[/re]: You think this looks bad, check out the other flier lower down on the XPAC page; they’ve chosen X-Tremely bizarre/creepy pictures for about half the people, especially McCullough (who looks like he has Muppet googly eyes) and Baldwin (who looks like a goth who is trying to stare into your soul).
The fabulous Gregory Brothers have a, “Donate” button on their website with a gmail address.
They sound big time.
http://thegregorybrothers.com/
“The Gregory Brothers are an all-family outfit. Brothers Evan, Andrew, Michael, and Evan’s wife Sarah have traveled the country together singing and playing. Now they reside in Brooklyn where they produce music and video antics to the delight of children everywhere.”
Isn’t CPAC that thing Sully wears to prevent auto-asphixiation or whatever?
[re=513682]kewlguy42069[/re]: I like this image better.
Yo! It’s all just a crankin’ good time for all, y’all.
[re=513845]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: FAMILY BAND!
Needs more teamocil.
Like everything they do, this is simply organized for the sake of entertaining us libtards.
Will X-Pac be there?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Waltman
[re=513822]Mad Brahms[/re]: Maybe they should rastafy M-Steele by, oh, ten percent or so. That ought to do it.
[re=513750]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Ima gonna let you finish trashing Nobama, but Scott Brown is the bestest Preznit eva.
[re=513749]bored with gravity[/re]: Fierce Cruisin’ with Stevie B and MCC!!
Also, there will be pizza, popcorn, hot dogs (lots of hot dogs), soda, PowerBar® Gel (huh?) and PowerBar®s!!
BE THERE!
BE THERE!
BE THERE!
I haven’t read all the comments here yet, so excuse me if this has already been pointed out — but: according to my gay commie calendar, 2.20.10 is SATURDAY, not FRIDAY, like it says in that big awesomey XPAC poster thing up there.
I sure do hope this venue doesn’t burst into flames and everyone dies a terrible painful death and also sarcasm, too.
Seriously, Ann Coulter, Steven Crowder, and Michael Steele? I get the first two but doesn’t Michael Steele have a fucking job or something? Are American politics really this much of a ridiculous cartoon? Oh, they are? Okay then.
[re=513876]MzNicky[/re]: Details, Schmeetails….Xjust Xbe Xthere Xfool!
There’d better be video of this whole exxxtravaganza! A FOX News retrospective on a restrospective on FOX News, for example.
I saw this and was curious who Stephen Baldwin was – I assumed he was a relative, but I’d never heard of him. Wikipedia proved quite informative:
Stephen Andrew Baldwin (born May 12, 1966) is an American actor and the youngest of the Baldwin brothers. Some of his recent jobs?
In 2002, Baldwin participated in Celebrity Mole Hawaii. Later that year he returned for Celebrity Mole Yucatan, which ABC aired in early 2004.
In August 2007, Baldwin was back on television when CMT cast him in Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge, one of nine celebrities cast.[8] In the first episode, Baldwin was injured in a bad fall from a wooden pontoon, breaking his shoulder blade and cracking a rib. Under doctor’s orders, he left the show in the second episode.
From January-March 2008, Baldwin appeared on Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, Season 7, on NBC. He was a contestant on the 2009 NBC reality show, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here!. Baldwin was the first person to enter the Celebrity Big Brother House on January 3, 2010. During his stay in the house he frequently read passages from the Bible to his fellow housemates. He was evicted on January 22, 2010.
Conservative comedy lineup! I know there was some uncreative comedy from 2000-2009 that was nothing but “Bush is stupid hurrrr”, but I can call it now: “so OBAMA is all like “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, COMRADE, MOTHER RUSSIA!” *beef fart*
Please tell me someone is attending and taking many pictures/videos for the YouTubs.
[re=513749]bored with gravity[/re]: And it’ll be the XPAC Under 30 Cruise. Let’s see, according to IMDB Baldwin the least was born in 1966. Hell, they refer to half the cruise guests as “under 30 in spirit” (quotes theirs), pretty much admitting that they’ve got almost no support among the actual youngins.
So is Brit Hume going to tell us how to find redemption?
Jesus Christ.
Jimmy will have to appear by webcam from his parent’s basement per the judge’s orders.
[re=513881]JeffGoldblum[/re]: XPAC needs to show that it has a black friend, and Steele is desperate for anyone to say they like him; it’s a win-win situation.
[re=513892]JMP[/re]: “Under 30 in spirit” and “Conservative” are essentially contradictory. Hasn’t the GOP always tried to portray conservativism as a mark of maturity? My head hurts.
[re=513894]stew[/re]: That’s all for the best, as otherwise he’d have to switch rooms to avoid being stuck with a black man, our esteemed Mr. Steele.
[re=513876]MzNicky[/re]: Are you kidding? These motherfuckers are so Xtreme, they don’t need a calendar!! 2/20 is whenever the fuck they say it is! That’s XXXXXXtreme!!!!!
[re=513887]mercure[/re]: Stephen Baldwin was in the movie “The Usual Suspects.” He was that real ferrety-looking guy. He is in fact the ferretiest of the ferrety-looking Baldwin Brothers. (Although Alec Baldwin was kinda hot once.) I think he’s a XPac kinda guy on account of his being a big o’ bulllying rightwing Christ-stain.
[re=513907]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: 2/20 is the “XXXXXXXXtreme!!!!11!!” version of 2/19, obviously! And their amps go to eleven!
[re=513911]MzNicky[/re]: His Christian radio show even has “Xtreme” (spelled that way!) in the title, according to Wikipedia.
Discipleship TO THE MAXXX, Stephen!
[re=513907]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Breaking news! Republicans playing post-modern language games! Scholars outraged! Derrida rises from the grave, challenges Michael Steele to one on one combat!
10 Questions W/ Steve B:
1. With the Usual Suspects you were given an opportunity to have a legitimate acting career which you promptly squandered on such fabulous works as Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas and Bio-Dome. You went from costarring w/ Benicio Del Toro to costarring w/ Paulie Shore. How stupid do you have to be to drive your career down the tubes that fast?
2. Jesus does not seem to have helped your career whatsoever, unless you think Jesus is a strong proponent of crap reality television. Why does Jesus hate you, Steve B?
3. Given that Jesus clearly hates you, why so much love for His Awesomeness?
4. Although your other brothers regular appear in the tabloids for asinine behavior, you are generally regarded as the family idiot. How does that make you feel, Steve B?
5-10. Will you pray with us, Steve B? I’ve always wanted to pray with a D-list celebrity.
I was wondering if it was a joke when I read that an endowed woman named “SE Cupp” would be appearing. Turns out she’s on that one horrible channel with the pigface.
…and those “AutoTune-the-News” people should be lined up and shot summarily. They are an abomination. Seriously. It’s in Leviticus.
[re=513848]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: hahahahah this is amazing
People seem to be missing something: didn’t Sarah Palin give these clowns the big FU when they wouldn’t pay big bucks for her appearance, maybe buy a couple of skids of The Book plus appearance Bonu$? So she went over to the new private-enterprise Teabagger convention instead? Didn’t this all happen pretty recently? So now they’re HONORING her, which is like when you turn some sleazebag down for a date and he calls all his pals and says you fucked him?
[re=513929]kewlguy42069[/re]: Personally I think that phrase should make it into the title somehow– “EPIC NITES @ XPAC: SUCK IT!! 2.20.10″
[re=513907]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: No, only Chuck Norris has that kind of power, and I don’t see him on the guest list.
[re=513893]proudgrampa[/re]: Way to write his speech for him, asshole.
[re=513887]mercure[/re]: Don’t forget his epic turn in Slap Shot 2
Retarded, happy, and proud!!!
[re=513948]Our Hobo Senator[/re]: If this is the same sort of “EPIC!” they’re trying to invoke here, this conference is headed straight for an iceberg.
Where’s Gallagher and Ray Stevens? Yo dog this X to da PAC is wickity wickity WACK *leans back, folds arms like a stupid honkey acting all ‘urban’ 1992*
If “EPIC” wasn’t already dead, it sure as shit is now.
[re=513937]edgydrifter[/re]: Why isn’t Chuck Norris on the guest list? He’s the most XXXXXXtreme and tells teh kidz to stay in schol and keep off drugs. Such as.
[re=513956]El Pinche[/re]: Michael Steele’s going to trot out and insist everybody “Check Themselves”.
[re=513964]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Do you think he’ll ask them if they’re “Down with Gee Ohh Pee”?
Never mind Trig, what the fuck is up with Kevin McCullough’s eyes?
I had been hoping for guest appearances from some of my favorite Jersey Shore celebs; I thought that would have been a no-brainer. So to speak.
LISTEN UP LIBERALS!!!
Yuk it up all you want, but today’s Young Republicans are nothing like your Father’s Young Republicans!
We drink NRG drinks and eat XTREME Miracle Whip and have our own totally Rad BIBLE
http://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Teen-Bible-Thomas-Nelson/dp/0785200819
All y’alls ain’t never seen nothing like us.
U H4v3 Ju5t B33n 53rV3d!!!!!
Please contact the Gregory Bros for an explanation, Wonkette. I feel like I’ve just discovered that my favorite Trader Joe’s frozen gyoza are actually filled with malaria and feces.
I even fan’d those motherfuckers on facebook. Blech.
Also, little Stevie Baldwin produced and starred in a Sci-Fi “Original” movie, Valkrie. It featured costumes from a bad high school play and almost nekkid womens hanging from wires. Go back to the Bio-Dome. Also.
I’d post something clever, but I’m busy transforming tomorrow with all my xpac pals.
This is my favorite of the autotuned newses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU
I suspect these guys are not so terribly arch-conservative.
[re=513966]Mad Brahms[/re]: [Michael Steele's] in the house, whatcha gonna do? Go AWOL!!
[re=514003]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I say, how do you like me now, homey?
Yeehaw!
I mean: Woooo-hooooo
[re=513728]Jerri[/re]: As long as the topics revolve around Chinese calligraphy, kangaroo anatomy, toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation, Steve-O should be A-OK.
Will the all time worst ever child exploiters, President George H.W. and Bar be in the house?
Coulter, Crowder, Steele.
Who has the largest Adams apple?
[re=513876]MzNicky[/re]: Good point. Obviously your calendar is also retarded.
[re=513747]doxastic[/re]: Or involving two consenting adults.
[re=513688]madtowngooner[/re]: You forgot the – ahem, “fluid-proof” laminated photo of Brit Hume… no auto-erotic-asphyxiation closet is complete without one of those, mate!
[re=513685]Snidely[/re]: I LUV TEH CHURLS!!!1`!!!11!!2!! Is Churls Gone Wild the new album?
[re=513781]Inadequate Blackmail[/re]: Not only the porn, but someone on another blog just pointed out this:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XPacHeat?from=Main.X-PacHeat
“And then there’s X Pac Heat. This is when the audience boos and insults a wrestler not because they hate the character, but because they think the wrestler is worthless and incompetent. It’s a very specific form of breaking Kayfabe by the fans, and happens to be quite rare.”
Hahahaha
[re=513737]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “God Freakin’ Rocks”? Tell me that’s not really a thing.
[re=514062]snideinplainsight[/re]: At least they’re butchering their own songs instead of someone else’s. I once heard a Christian Rock band play a cover of a certain Eric Clapton song by changing the main chorus to “He Reigns!”. I died inside that day (and was, necessarily, reborn in the light of Jesus).
ummm Friday 2.20.10? An education would allow you to read a calendar…its Friday 2.19.20.
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