Sell a Barack Obama basketball, and tea-baggers complain that “The One” is again being deified, this time to the “urban youth” who, you know, play basketball. Sell a Sarah Palin soccer ball, however, and you’ll immediately be attacked for, uh, sexism. And for making fun of Trig. Thanks to “K. Basart,” who spotted this “political football” at his local Miller’s Outpost or wherever.
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That would have to be a Sarah Palin TETHERBALL. Goes around in circles, always tied to the phallus but finds unity with it thrwarted by those selfsame bonds, &c.
and of course there’s one of biden’s famous gaffes in the upper right corner of the box.
A Trig soccer ball would have a HUGE forehead.
The bright side is that you can smoosh Barry’s mug into the ground repeatedly while getting some exercise.
“Indoor – Outdoor – Everywhere” …. “Official Size & Weight” ?
Are we talking about the basketball or Obama here?
Oh … and is this “Baden” company related to “Biden” by any chance?
Because celebrating the Prez is so much worse than calling him a muslin terrorist or the n word like the teabaggers do. Hey, did you see where Mikey the Man Steele is meeting with teabagger “leaders”??(are they the ones who have at least half their teeth and got as far as 10th grade) It was on page 2 of the new voice of the rightwing- the Washington Post.
In keeping with the theme, they could have Dick Cheney shotguns, Larry Craig tap shoes, David Vitter brand diapers and George Bush gin.
But our president has patriotic red, white and blue balls. Can we say that about Sarah’s balls? No we can’t.
[re=513357]lalalala[/re]: What’s more, he’ll be convinced his error was using an accent aigu instead of an umlaut.
Sarah Palin hockey puck? also.
[re=513367]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Joe Biden, you are such an asshole.
[re=513371]gurukalehuru[/re]: Which, for no reason at all, reminds me that we missed “kthxbayh” yesterday. Maddow had it, though.
Made in Kenya?
Hope Dreams.
[re=513359]Hedley Lamar[/re]: That’s nothing compared to the Bristol Chastity Belt. It comes with a complementary rehymenization for that “I’m a vergin again” feeling.
[re=513373]Katydid[/re]: It’s not her fault there’s wall-to-wall empty cans.
(Though, she shouldn’t have gotten those implants during her beauty-pageant days, then had them removed when she entered politics.)
[re=513367]coolcatdaddy[/re]: No, it’s short for Bin Laden. And it’s made in Kenya.
When you’re done shooting your Obama hoops, wipe your feet on the Joe Lieberman doormat and remember to lift the John McCain seat.
[re=513484]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: What about the Palin bidet?
This photo is a clever FAKE. I know this because regulation size Obama Face basketballs do not exist on eBay, therefore, they do not exist. I checked.
You can get Obama rookie season trading cards, however. And bobbleheads!
I would buy a Sarah Palin soccer ball.
[re=513379]El Kabong[/re]: such as: lipstick, also. And also, mooseburgers.
There is no chance that any Republican has as big as balls as this.
[re=513567]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Yes, but you CAN get an “official White House autographing football and basketball” for only one grand. The logos look kinda fake to me…
A Sarah Palin soccer ball would be a big hit…It would be a good way to get your aggressions out…kick her in the face over and over.
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