Evan Bayh Is Just Too Good For Congress

Whoa, a long-ish speech with the wife and two muppets? He didn't even lose an election earlier today, and he's not resigning immediately, so... why he must just be very self-absorbed! Here is why he is not running: Congress is broken and our nation is on the brink of failure, so like a brave statesman, it is his duty to... run away from the problem as fast as possible and make buttloads of $$$ lobbying for one special interest or another! No, "too much." Let's go with this: He can be more effective at cutting the federal budget deficit through the private sector. That sounds rhythmically correct, no? [ YouTube ]