In his final “fuck all of you, supposed colleagues” to the Democratic party, Very Serious About The Deficits blogger-hating corporobot Evan Bayh has decided not to run again, just like we knew he would, EXCLUSIVE, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE, &c… He is doing this because why? Because he had a 20-point cushion in polls and was going to save the Senate for Democrats, which would have been good for the Democrats, and, well, can’t have that. Still: HIP HIP HOORAY! EVAN BAYH IS LEAVING US AT LONG LAST! Keep fukkin that chicken baby. [ABC News]

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