If Evan Bayh Does Not Announce His Retirement Today, We Will Eat Our Hats!

Your Wonkette has it on very good authority (a random tip from a random tipster) that the guy who was maybe going to run for president before pussing out the last time around, the lamest of President Obama's would-be vice presidential picks, Indiana's Senator Evan Bayh, is going to announce his retirement today. Really!

Subject: BIG tip

From: [redacted]@gmail.com

to: tips@wonkette.com

Senator Evan Bayh will announce his retirement today.

BAM. Journalism!