So Bill Clinton went to the hospital yesterday to get a clogged artery fixed and Brian Kilmeade wanted to know if Obama and the Democrats would have let him die, under their proposed health care reforms. Coincidentally, Brian was sitting right next to the official worst doctor in world history when he wondered this aloud, and this official worst doctor in world history was happy to answer! Really! REALLY.
The official worst doctor in world history tells us all about this secret liberal underworld of “best practices research,” which pretends to be a “large” “research” “field” dedicated to “ficksing” “shitty” “practices” by “analyzing” “facts,” but is really just an ACORN plot to KILL EVERYONE.
See, they call it “best practices” to fool you because it’s really WORST PRACTICES RESEARCH!
“HOW MANY WHITES CAN WE KILL IN A DAY, MISTER PRESIDENT?”
“THERE IS NO LIMIT, BROTHER.”
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What language is this idiot speaking?
It’s true and it’s a good thing Stephen Hawking doesn’t live in a country with socialized medicine or he’d have died years ago!
That makes sense — doesn’t the most famouns part of the Hippocratic Oath go “First, off the patient so you can sell his body to the medical school?”
I dunno about Obamacare, but Fox News is definitely making me feel a little ill.
Isn’t there a Republican senator from one of those states with a population of 3,000 humans/3 million cows who could have just diagnosed and cured Clinton by watching him on a 10-minute video?
[re=512434]JooJoo Bee[/re]: Moran.
“I’m not a Doctor, but I play one on Fox News”.
God this bitch is good at not answering a fucking question.
I beg to differ.
I believe Bill Frist would give this guy a run for his money.
The Premier of Newfoundland is now the Premier of Canada?
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. It made perfect sense to me. Of course, I’ve been huffing paint all afternoon…
“Rationing!” “Death Panels!” Yes, because our current for-profit insurance companies never ration care, assholes. But they do this type of lying all the time; lately I’ve been sent into a fit of rage every time I see the ad against “the new $4 Billion bank bailout” which is actually against a bill to reinstate some of the old Glass-Stegal regulations on banks.
To be perfectly fair, Bill Clinton is a very rich man, and he would get his stents no matter what kind of care was in place. Let’s discuss whether or not a middle class person who is underemployed and uninsured can get stents right now, shall we?
[crickets]
Ok, wait a minute. The President of Canada had to wait 6 months for a new Baboon Heart?
[re=512463]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: He did that by choice; having given up on humanity years ago, he wanted the heart of a gentler species.
I vacation in Canada every year and I can never find the piles of dead bodies from lack of medical care.
These guys are about the two dumbest maroons I’ve seen lately on the teevee. But then again, I have Fixed Noise blocked on mine. I feel a little stupider by listening to them also too.
How dare they offer me best practices! I want what the Founding Fathers got when the Constitution was adopted–arsenic and blood-letting.
With health care reform, Bill Clinton’s new stents would have been ripped directly out of your grandma’s heart. Think about it.
Peter Johnson…hehehehehehehehehehe.
[re=512462]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I am a poor, but I have insurance. Anthem BC/BS, so I’ll die before I get anything fixed.
How can everyone not agree with Fox News that willful ignorance is preferable to knowledge?
It never ceases to amaze me…I always wonder how people like this can sleep at night.
[re=512488]lochnessmonster[/re]: Well, there’s the failing in your logic right there. These things aren’t human.
[re=512488]lochnessmonster[/re]: Probably gets sleeping advice from Juan Williams. Bags of money make good pillows. Also. Furthermore. &
[re=512475]EdFlinstone[/re]: I live in Canada and its way better than the Deny-Care system i had in the USA.
Brian Kilmeade usually leads such intelligent and thoughtful discussions. Guess he was just having an off day.
[re=512462]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: In the country I live in, the United States, he would get them. The insurance and hospital industries make sure to pass the cost along in the form of premiums and $18.00 aspirins to those who are covered.
Wow, can they say John Murtha and intestinal perforation?
Hard to get a handle on where to start with the stupidity of that observation. It’s an Oroboros of Idiocy.
I think to be a FoxNews “Legal Analyst” all you need is a butthole.
[re=512462]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Don’t forget too that his wife has an extremely cushy government job and government jobs tend to have great health care. But far be it from me to get in the way conservative’s panic that Obamacare will cause the death of rich famous people.
Little known fact: Peter Johnson, Jr. was actually valedictorian of the first graduating class of the Sarah Palin School of Public Speaking.
The question I have: now that I spent two minutes of my life trying to decipher that clip, will ObamaCare cover treatment for the involuntary bulimia that FOX’ “news” coverage causes?
I’d vote for the the Peter-Orszag-Budget-Director-Architect-Of-Health-Care-Method over the shitty methods we have now.
Well. They killed Murtha. So I guess that means they broke even.
Why don’t the people who watch this stuff regular-like just drop dead from the blasts of Stupid Rays that go right through your skull? Just a small dose gives me a huge pain.
I like to imagine some fat underemployed cracker with no health insurance eating his Cheetos and yelling at the TV about the socialized medicine. “I don’t want no G-d D—- gold standard best practices Communist shit!”
[re=512483]Jim89048[/re]: Like the old joke….OK..Death…. but first a little EOB!
Whatever that knuckle-nut said, you have to emit, he knows about stentch.
[re=512475]EdFlinstone[/re]: I vacation in Canada every year and I can never find the piles of dead bodies from lack of medical care.
*Ahem* You Americans are sooooo naive. Just what do you think ‘poutine’ is made from?
[re=512601]Autoo[/re]: Damn, I was always leery of the peameal bacon all these years.
Peter J. Johnson Jr.
http://www.leaheyandjohnson.com/johnsonjr.html
Personal injury defense lawyer for big biz.
“Johnson served as a lead counsel in the case of the Happy Land social club fire case in Bronx County, New York, in which 87 people [mostly Hondurans] were killed [burned alive by arson because of blocked fire exits], and he successfully represented major defendants in recent landmark cases involving industry-wide liability.”
Goodbye to you, little brown persons.
[re=512447]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: [re=512462]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
What personal injury defense lawyers (no less industry defense lawyers) like Johnson focus on is to knock-out proof of liability (blame for injury), and if that can’t be achieved, then the next goal is minimization of compensation for the injury.
One might hate him (unless you are a shareholder in one of the companies he represents), but Johnson is good tort defense lawyer, but I fail to see that he has any expertise at all in the area government or privately insured healthcare. (Both being remote from his clients’ interests.) Given his paid, continuing, gibble-gabble on the side of big business, Johnson long ago became one of Fox’s trick ponies, with no credibility.
[re=512463]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: There are fewer baboons in Canada than you might think. They probably had to drive all the way to Albany to find a critical mass of suitable donors only to find that they were all heartless.
I like how the doc’s head blocks the “Prescription for Truth” sign so it reads “Prescription or Uth.” In that context the conversation actually seems reasonable.
But would DEM healthcare fix that toothpick penis of O’Reilly’s and shrink those basketball sized gonads that FOX beavergirls to their shrinks over?
“EEk Gawd Doc. He’s got nuts the size of a Kangaroo head”.
[re=512601]Autoo[/re]: Yes, but poutine is made of dead anglophones, specifically. (To be fair, it IS actually harder to get a doctor in Quebec than many other provinces, because the bilingualism requirements have made recruitment difficult.)
As many of you have pointed out here and in every other healthcare thread ever, of course, insurance companies /never/ ration care. The real question is not “would you like to have a bureaucrat making health care decisions for you?” but rather “would you rather have a bureaucrat, who is a federal employee (and thus in some way answerable to the government and controlled by public policy) make decisions regarding eligibility, or a corporate pencil-pusher who is answerable only to his shareholders?”
Fox Health Care would let Bill Clinton live?
[re=512462]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: If he had them done in Thailand, he might have had more fringe benefits, if you know what I mean….
I may be mistaken, but I don’t think Canada has anywhere near as many Faith Healers as the USA. Could it be because you don’t need them?
would dick cheney still be alive if he didn’t have 19 draft deferments? oh wait, i meant, would dick cheney still be alive today if seatbelts did not become a fad because of all the goddamn lawsuits or would he have died in a fiery drunk driving incident? oh wait, i meant, would dick cheney still be alive today if he had to rely on free clinics and Remote Area Medical like the rest of fake Wyoman-Texans?
Would Dick Cheney be alive today if he didn’t have the heart (etc.) of unfortunate young Afghans and Iraqis?
Ummmm… should someone point out to them that the services he received were paid by the socialized medicine programs of medicare, the Veterans Affairs Administration, and the Federal Employees Health Benefit Plan?
@Poochie: Liberals have an awful reputation because of grammar usage such as your’s.
To everyone else: Watch Fox News (the news portion, not the talk shows and editorial content) and seriously compare it to CNN and MSNBC. CNN has the worst coverage, but possibly the least biased vernacular.
You want Republicans to agree to healthcare reform, but you liberals are all too arrogant and stubborn to concede anything. I compare you to Mayweather not wanting to fight Pacquiao.
I’ll be accepting mindless criticism for the rest of the week. Rant away, losers!
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