A Wonderful New Voting Opportunity For Select Arizonans

Did you like voting for Vice President Dan Quayle the two times that you did that? Do you stare longingly at your framed, gold-bordered "QUAYLE '00" sign, one of only four such signs that wasn't trashed and buried, in shame, by mid-1999?Do you masturbate to freaking Dan Quayle?Well guess what, now he's got some son or another out in Arizona who's running for wacky old John Shadegg's seat:  "[Ben] Quayle, a lawyer and principal at a local venture capital firm, has lived in the Phoenix area for about four years." Hey, that's five more years than John McCain had when his second wife's father rented him that Arizona congressional seat he owned. Ben Quayle is the new John McCain! All hail Ben Quayle! Son of... (who was it again?)... son of Dan Quayle! [Ben Smith ]