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I got red blood, and I got blood red wine, Which I bring you, when the snow is heavy on the ground ....
While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia’s, Newt Gingrich’s latest divorced wife, Scott Brown’s secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr]

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  1. I can see why they got Bo — pictures of him always cheer me up. Which is why it must be nice to have no memory at all, because I’m sick of this fuckin’ snow already.
    Oh, and if Bo finds anything that might connect Michele Bachmann to reality, she’s badly in need of it.

  2. [re=511022]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I believe you mean, “BARXIST.”

    And if this dog’s got an ounce of real Socialist Portoguese blood, why isn’t he in Rio for Carnaval?

  3. Speaking of adorable goggies, TBogg has a new Basset puppeh with feet as big as its head. I’ll bet it could just walk across the tops of those snow banks with his built-in puppy snowshoes.

  4. [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love Michelle. She always makes me laugh. Then I realize she’s in Congress and can influence legislation and I need another drink.

  5. [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wait until barry and gaffey joe are stranded out on the east lawn. they’ll be forced to gut that cute pup in order to survive the night…

    “and i thought they smelled bad… on the outside… !”

  6. [re=511044]obfuscator[/re]: Nah, our Barry would just put one on each shoulder and carry them back to 3-point distance, then toss ’em onto the portico from there. Nothin’ but French door.

  7. [re=511046]Mr Blifil[/re]: Isn’t it more like Dog-on-Snow action? OMG! hurry, teabaggers! lynch mob, stat! that BLACK dog is raping that virgin white snow!

  8. George Bush kept the Capital safe from snow for 8 years. Now that Snowbama, the Ullr worshipping Icelander, is in office the stuff just keeps dropping from the skies. Before long he will force all citizens to commute on X-Country skies, rather than SUV’s like the baby Jesus demands.

  9. [re=511057]Bearbloke[/re]: Obvs, its a metaphor for what B. Hussein is doing to the purity that the li’l ol’ innocent teabaggers are trying to defend. You know, like the way the “echt deutsch” had to save their country from the corrupted & corrupting corruptors (symbolized, here, by Bo, obvs) in their homeland. But who remembers that, right? And how the left completely caved to it…

  10. Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

    Forgive me, as I have no experience in this matter, but is there any and *other* way to hump snow, but cold?

  11. [re=511035]memzilla[/re]: Bo is a Portuguese Water Cocaine dog.

    He’s so fucking wired right now, Brazilian bitches in a Kibbles ‘n Bits bikinis are probably the absolute last thing on his racing canine mind.

  12. [re=511063]ez[/re]: HAIL ULLR!!

    The only part of these so-called ‘Winter’ Olympics I give a damn about is the bloody Biathlon, and I will dedicate my immortal soul to the Great God Ullr – in exchange for a few gold medals, 5 or 6 FTSE-100 Index guaranteed lifetime endorsement contracts, and another 60 years of mind-blowingly HOT ghey-butseks shagging with any/all Scandinavian Bearblokes I might fancy…

    …now that’s not too much to ask of a god, amirite?

    HAIL ULLR!!

  13. I love Bo- but thanks for captioning the picture. I was afraid the mole people were attacking the White House(ok, I watched Colbert- so sue me)

  14. [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, good thing Israel and the balfour declaration were in place at the time the u.s. was founded, otherwise, this wouldn’t even make sense . . .

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