BO KNOWS SNOWS  11:01 pm February 10, 2010

Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

by Ken Layne

I got red blood, and I got blood red wine, Which I bring you, when the snow is heavy on the ground ....
While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia’s, Newt Gingrich’s latest divorced wife, Scott Brown’s secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr]

 

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{ 52 comments }

Escape Goat Nation February 10, 2010 at 11:08 pm

MARXIST!

Crank Tango February 10, 2010 at 11:09 pm

Show us the gift certificate, Bo!

Joshua Norton February 10, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Man, that must be down right annoying to drag your junk through the snow like that.

Escape Goat Nation February 10, 2010 at 11:13 pm

[re=511025]Joshua Norton[/re]: At first, but then you get calloused up and then it’s no big deal.

Ken Layne February 10, 2010 at 11:14 pm

[re=511025]Joshua Norton[/re]: Dog Viagra, man, dog viagra ….

El Pinche February 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm

INPEACH BOBAMA

Escape Goat Nation February 10, 2010 at 11:24 pm

This is why you ever attack Communists in the Winter.

El Pinche February 10, 2010 at 11:25 pm

Bobama is the Scott Brown/Levi Johnson of Portuguese water dogs…except Sarah Palin (2012!!) is for him to poop on.

Upthruster February 10, 2010 at 11:25 pm

I like this dogs attitude!

SayItWithWookies February 10, 2010 at 11:30 pm

I can see why they got Bo — pictures of him always cheer me up. Which is why it must be nice to have no memory at all, because I’m sick of this fuckin’ snow already.
Oh, and if Bo finds anything that might connect Michele Bachmann to reality, she’s badly in need of it.

Vulpes82 February 10, 2010 at 11:33 pm

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? YOU’RE a good boy, Bo! Yes you are! Yes you are!

foulmouthed mrscreant February 10, 2010 at 11:33 pm

How’s that humping catching thing going?

memzilla February 10, 2010 at 11:33 pm

[re=511022]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I believe you mean, “BARXIST.”

And if this dog’s got an ounce of real Socialist Portoguese blood, why isn’t he in Rio for Carnaval?

foulmouthed mrscreant February 10, 2010 at 11:39 pm

[re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’d like to cold hump Michele Bachman back to the stone age.

Studebaker Hoch February 10, 2010 at 11:53 pm

Wingnuts accuse Obama of animal abuse for leaving his dog out in the snow in 3..2…1…

SayItWithWookies February 11, 2010 at 12:01 am

[re=511036]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]: I’m afraid she’s already beat ya to it.

AxmxZ February 11, 2010 at 12:02 am

Argh…. fluffy black puppy!… can’t… resist… hoping…for the best…!

Joshua Norton February 11, 2010 at 12:11 am

Speaking of adorable goggies, TBogg has a new Basset puppeh with feet as big as its head. I’ll bet it could just walk across the tops of those snow banks with his built-in puppy snowshoes.

betterDeadThanRed February 11, 2010 at 12:14 am

[re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love Michelle. She always makes me laugh. Then I realize she’s in Congress and can influence legislation and I need another drink.

obfuscator February 11, 2010 at 12:27 am

[re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wait until barry and gaffey joe are stranded out on the east lawn. they’ll be forced to gut that cute pup in order to survive the night…

“and i thought they smelled bad… on the outside… !”

Mr Blifil February 11, 2010 at 12:39 am

I like coming here for the hot Snow-on-Dog action.

geminisunmars February 11, 2010 at 12:41 am

I’m glad to see this, after tonight’s Frontline. I can now return to warmfuzzylandia.

DC Hates Me February 11, 2010 at 12:50 am

Very Mondo Cane.

SayItWithWookies February 11, 2010 at 12:53 am

[re=511044]obfuscator[/re]: Nah, our Barry would just put one on each shoulder and carry them back to 3-point distance, then toss ‘em onto the portico from there. Nothin’ but French door.

obfuscator February 11, 2010 at 1:01 am

[re=511050]SayItWithWookies[/re]: yours is better.

Chuckie Jesus February 11, 2010 at 1:14 am

Wingnuts say Jesus is shittin’ on the Capitol to stop Socialist Health Care in 3… 2…

I got here late to the party, didn’t I?

Bearbloke February 11, 2010 at 1:16 am

Maybe they should move the (Northern Hemisphere) Winter Olympics to Metro DC?

~20°C down here today… just sayin’, mate…

ElitistMarxist February 11, 2010 at 1:25 am

[re=511046]Mr Blifil[/re]: Isn’t it more like Dog-on-Snow action? OMG! hurry, teabaggers! lynch mob, stat! that BLACK dog is raping that virgin white snow!

Bearbloke February 11, 2010 at 1:58 am

[re=511055]ElitistMarxist[/re]:

Inter-racial bestiality??!!
“That’s both a crime AND a sin in this state, boy…”

Smoke Filled Roommate February 11, 2010 at 2:13 am

Snowbama.

ez February 11, 2010 at 3:11 am

George Bush kept the Capital safe from snow for 8 years. Now that Snowbama, the Ullr worshipping Icelander, is in office the stuff just keeps dropping from the skies. Before long he will force all citizens to commute on X-Country skies, rather than SUV’s like the baby Jesus demands.

ElitistMarxist February 11, 2010 at 3:37 am

[re=511057]Bearbloke[/re]: Obvs, its a metaphor for what B. Hussein is doing to the purity that the li’l ol’ innocent teabaggers are trying to defend. You know, like the way the “echt deutsch” had to save their country from the corrupted & corrupting corruptors (symbolized, here, by Bo, obvs) in their homeland. But who remembers that, right? And how the left completely caved to it…

Lascauxcaveman February 11, 2010 at 3:45 am

Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

Forgive me, as I have no experience in this matter, but is there any and *other* way to hump snow, but cold?

gurukalehuru February 11, 2010 at 4:08 am

I’m waiting for the headline that reads “Bo Eats Pussy.”

Hello Sunshine February 11, 2010 at 4:15 am

It looks like the White House is buried in snow right up to the top floor and is being dug out by some kind of giant monster-dog.

Extemporanus February 11, 2010 at 4:54 am

[re=511044]obfuscator[/re]: [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m beginning to detect a theme here

THE EMPEROR JAMES INHOTH STRIKES BACK!

Extemporanus February 11, 2010 at 5:09 am

[re=511035]memzilla[/re]: Bo is a Portuguese Water Cocaine dog.

He’s so fucking wired right now, Brazilian bitches in a Kibbles ‘n Bits bikinis are probably the absolute last thing on his racing canine mind.

Bearbloke February 11, 2010 at 6:44 am

[re=511063]ez[/re]: HAIL ULLR!!

The only part of these so-called ‘Winter’ Olympics I give a damn about is the bloody Biathlon, and I will dedicate my immortal soul to the Great God Ullr – in exchange for a few gold medals, 5 or 6 FTSE-100 Index guaranteed lifetime endorsement contracts, and another 60 years of mind-blowingly HOT ghey-butseks shagging with any/all Scandinavian Bearblokes I might fancy…

…now that’s not too much to ask of a god, amirite?

HAIL ULLR!!

Scooter February 11, 2010 at 6:47 am

It snowed in D.C.? Why didn’t anyone let us know?

Terry February 11, 2010 at 7:56 am

OMG, I love this little dog. Best part, I can oooh and ahhh over him, then don’t have to clean up after him. Yay, Bo!

finallyhappy February 11, 2010 at 8:02 am

I love Bo- but thanks for captioning the picture. I was afraid the mole people were attacking the White House(ok, I watched Colbert- so sue me)

ladymacbeth February 11, 2010 at 8:13 am

i think bo might be more beatles than stones.

Escape Goat Nation February 11, 2010 at 8:46 am

Bo is friend of all children!

DirtyHarriett February 11, 2010 at 9:56 am

Bo Knows Snow

TGY February 11, 2010 at 10:03 am

Bone Away: A Lone Dog’s Attack on the White House

Flanders February 11, 2010 at 10:07 am

Leave Bo alone!

AnnieGetYourFun February 11, 2010 at 10:16 am

I do love that dog. He’s such a goofball. I’m also oddly envious of his care-free, butt-sniffing life.

This Cat February 11, 2010 at 10:33 am

Why hasn’t anyone talked about the evil Al Qaeda weather machine? Seems like the tea party patriots are asleep at the crazy.

JadedDIssonance February 11, 2010 at 10:38 am

Does it all,
have to rhyme?

President Beeblebrox February 11, 2010 at 11:03 am

[re=511063]ez[/re]: MISS ME YET, LIBTARDS? HAW HAW HAW!

Ye gods.

Darkness February 11, 2010 at 11:11 am

[re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, good thing Israel and the balfour declaration were in place at the time the u.s. was founded, otherwise, this wouldn’t even make sense . . .

Darkness February 11, 2010 at 11:13 am

And by the way. Take a lesson from the dog. Enjoy the snow, it’s god/fate/snowy spaghetti monster’s message that it’s time to play!

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