Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

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I got red blood, and I got blood red wine, Which I bring you, when the snow is heavy on the ground ....
While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia’s, Newt Gingrich’s latest divorced wife, Scott Brown’s secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr]

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52 comments

  1. Escape Goat Nation

    [re=511025]Joshua Norton[/re]: At first, but then you get calloused up and then it’s no big deal.

  2. El Pinche

    Bobama is the Scott Brown/Levi Johnson of Portuguese water dogs…except Sarah Palin (2012!!) is for him to poop on.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    I can see why they got Bo — pictures of him always cheer me up. Which is why it must be nice to have no memory at all, because I’m sick of this fuckin’ snow already.
    Oh, and if Bo finds anything that might connect Michele Bachmann to reality, she’s badly in need of it.

  4. memzilla

    [re=511022]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I believe you mean, “BARXIST.”

    And if this dog’s got an ounce of real Socialist Portoguese blood, why isn’t he in Rio for Carnaval?

  5. foulmouthed mrscreant

    [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’d like to cold hump Michele Bachman back to the stone age.

  6. Joshua Norton

    Speaking of adorable goggies, TBogg has a new Basset puppeh with feet as big as its head. I’ll bet it could just walk across the tops of those snow banks with his built-in puppy snowshoes.

  7. betterDeadThanRed

    [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love Michelle. She always makes me laugh. Then I realize she’s in Congress and can influence legislation and I need another drink.

  8. obfuscator

    [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wait until barry and gaffey joe are stranded out on the east lawn. they’ll be forced to gut that cute pup in order to survive the night…

    “and i thought they smelled bad… on the outside… !”

  9. SayItWithWookies

    [re=511044]obfuscator[/re]: Nah, our Barry would just put one on each shoulder and carry them back to 3-point distance, then toss ‘em onto the portico from there. Nothin’ but French door.

  10. Chuckie Jesus

    Wingnuts say Jesus is shittin’ on the Capitol to stop Socialist Health Care in 3… 2…

    I got here late to the party, didn’t I?

  11. Bearbloke

    Maybe they should move the (Northern Hemisphere) Winter Olympics to Metro DC?

    ~20°C down here today… just sayin’, mate…

  12. ElitistMarxist

    [re=511046]Mr Blifil[/re]: Isn’t it more like Dog-on-Snow action? OMG! hurry, teabaggers! lynch mob, stat! that BLACK dog is raping that virgin white snow!

  13. Bearbloke

    [re=511055]ElitistMarxist[/re]:

    Inter-racial bestiality??!!
    “That’s both a crime AND a sin in this state, boy…”

  14. ez

    George Bush kept the Capital safe from snow for 8 years. Now that Snowbama, the Ullr worshipping Icelander, is in office the stuff just keeps dropping from the skies. Before long he will force all citizens to commute on X-Country skies, rather than SUV’s like the baby Jesus demands.

  15. ElitistMarxist

    [re=511057]Bearbloke[/re]: Obvs, its a metaphor for what B. Hussein is doing to the purity that the li’l ol’ innocent teabaggers are trying to defend. You know, like the way the “echt deutsch” had to save their country from the corrupted & corrupting corruptors (symbolized, here, by Bo, obvs) in their homeland. But who remembers that, right? And how the left completely caved to it…

  16. Lascauxcaveman

    Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

    Forgive me, as I have no experience in this matter, but is there any and *other* way to hump snow, but cold?

  17. Hello Sunshine

    It looks like the White House is buried in snow right up to the top floor and is being dug out by some kind of giant monster-dog.

  18. Extemporanus

    [re=511035]memzilla[/re]: Bo is a Portuguese Water Cocaine dog.

    He’s so fucking wired right now, Brazilian bitches in a Kibbles ‘n Bits bikinis are probably the absolute last thing on his racing canine mind.

  19. Bearbloke

    [re=511063]ez[/re]: HAIL ULLR!!

    The only part of these so-called ‘Winter’ Olympics I give a damn about is the bloody Biathlon, and I will dedicate my immortal soul to the Great God Ullr – in exchange for a few gold medals, 5 or 6 FTSE-100 Index guaranteed lifetime endorsement contracts, and another 60 years of mind-blowingly HOT ghey-butseks shagging with any/all Scandinavian Bearblokes I might fancy…

    …now that’s not too much to ask of a god, amirite?

    HAIL ULLR!!

  20. Terry

    OMG, I love this little dog. Best part, I can oooh and ahhh over him, then don’t have to clean up after him. Yay, Bo!

  21. finallyhappy

    I love Bo- but thanks for captioning the picture. I was afraid the mole people were attacking the White House(ok, I watched Colbert- so sue me)

  22. AnnieGetYourFun

    I do love that dog. He’s such a goofball. I’m also oddly envious of his care-free, butt-sniffing life.

  23. This Cat

    Why hasn’t anyone talked about the evil Al Qaeda weather machine? Seems like the tea party patriots are asleep at the crazy.

  24. Darkness

    [re=511032]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, good thing Israel and the balfour declaration were in place at the time the u.s. was founded, otherwise, this wouldn’t even make sense . . .

  25. Darkness

    And by the way. Take a lesson from the dog. Enjoy the snow, it’s god/fate/snowy spaghetti monster’s message that it’s time to play!

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