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22 comments

  1. memzilla

    With the snow and the mechanical equipment passing in the background, I was hoping for a “Fargo” ending to his piece.

  2. thesheriffisnear

    Major Garrett is a pussy. Shelby Scott would laugh at that dusting. Since much of this community is from the Bay State my reference is not as arcane as one might think.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    Well, that was so amusing that nobody paid attention to what Garrett was saying about healthcare reform — but then again, it was FOX.

  4. SmutBoffin

    Jeebus, I just can’t pay attention to that, cuz I keep thinking “That man is looking for prostitoots on his smartphone. Right now. As we watch. And he will give them money for whatever unspeakable acts that FOX News folks consider ‘sex’.”

  5. Extemporanus

    [re=510880]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=510882]Extemporanus[/re]: GAHHH! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! SO MUCH SNOW. CAN’T SEE. WHAT? WHAT?! MOM? I’M SO COLD MOM! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?? SOOO COLLD. SO VERRRY VRRRR COOOLLL.
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  6. badmuthagoose

    He didn’t even have a fucking HAT on. He looked like a goddamned idiot, the kind with absolutely no sense in his head. I don’t know who this guy is, seriously, but how does he not choke when eating his food? How does he cross streets without getting run over by cars?

  7. The Unfairman

    I, for one, give credit to the man driving the snowblower past Major Leif Garret.

    Also, it seems to me like the driver was intentionally blowing the snow right at him, which caused the umbrella to malfunction.

    Fraken/Snowblower Driver 2012!

  8. El Pinche

    If Major Garrett dies, then journalism dies…then we all die ..inside.

    Jesus, please watch over this Angel of Journalism

  9. ez

    All right thinking Americans understand that this snow is God’s way of saying Snow Queen Sarah should be instantly installed in the (snow)White House. Only an Alaskan is able to lead the nation’s Capital, (and all the snow blind Politicans) to the promised land of Spring. Turn back from the Icelandic born Snowbama if you wish to ever see the Tulips again.

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