Did the National Weather Service die while finishing up its latest hilarious Special Weather Statement? CRACK YOUR WINDOWS TO AVOID CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING… WE KNOW THIS… BECAUSE WE DID NOT CRACK OUR WINDOWS… AND ARE NOW DYING. MOVE YOUR FINGERS… LEGS… COME ON OL’ LEG, JUST… MOVE… A LITTLE… MOR… FUCK YOU… CRUEL WORL—– [Weather.com]
July 22, 2014
National Weather Service: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES… NOW!!!
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