Scott Brown’s Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!

  in his pants

Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT’S SCOTT BROWN’S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0 in the snow. He still drives this truck to his new job! Five more authenticity points to this naked monster. Do we still have to wait until 2012 to make him American president? [Second Rain]

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29 comments

  1. One Yield Regular

    Hmm. Suspicious lack of snowfall on that truck. He clearly doesn’t keep this thing up on concrete blocks in the front yard. Does this everyman have a GARAGE?

  2. Lascauxcaveman

    If that’s 2WD, no way he should be driving it around in the snow, way unsafe. He should be a REAL murrican and get a Humvee. Or a real senator and get a Range Rover or top-o’-the-line Mercedes 4WD Wagon.

  3. Poochie

    Hey Mr MassPrez,

    Real men don’t use liners in their truck beds. And what’s with that “rope” you threw in the back? Tying up some purchases from the Pottery Barn?

  4. Larry McAwful

    Now you’ve got me wondering: does John McCain drive the Straight Talk Express to work every day?

  5. Terry

    what’s he doing in the office during a bonafide blizzard? Afraid that they’ll take the office way from him if he doesn’t occupy it constantly? Perhaps he’s in there banging his first page or intern.

  6. Fred Wertham Jr.

    I don’t know about DC or Massachusetts, but it’s illegal to obstruct your rear window like that in California.

  7. Buttery1000

    Fuck yeah, and it’s Amurican-made. Not that Prissusy Toyota crap with junky gas pedals or breaks or whatever. It’s almost as if Scott Brown’s spirit is near and is yelling, “GET THE FUCK INTO THE TRUCK!”

  8. rottenart

    Those are the crookedest stickers I’ve ever seen. I know rednecks with confederate flag and KKK stickers straighter than that.

  9. rottenart

    [re=510704]The Toot[/re]: Oh, is that what it’s for? Honest to god, I was thinking “FSM protects us gay patriots”.

  10. sanantonerose

    [re=510635]rottenart[/re]: Rednecks and the KKK take pride in their work.

    Speaking of KKK, that tie-down rope in the truck bed raises an eyebrow ever so slightly.

  11. Up To Here Again

    Hello? Senator?
    We have someone on the line here,
    the distinguished president Zuma of South Africa,
    asking whether your offer from election night still stands. . .

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