Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT’S SCOTT BROWN’S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0 in the snow. He still drives this truck to his new job! Five more authenticity points to this naked monster. Do we still have to wait until 2012 to make him American president? [Second Rain]
IN HIS PANTS 12:53 pm February 10, 2010
Scott Brown’s Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!
Hola wonkerados.
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Hmm. Suspicious lack of snowfall on that truck. He clearly doesn’t keep this thing up on concrete blocks in the front yard. Does this everyman have a GARAGE?
Obviously, not man enough or American enough to drive in the snow. East Coast pansies.
Bob Dylan was found sleeping in the cab.
If that’s 2WD, no way he should be driving it around in the snow, way unsafe. He should be a REAL murrican and get a Humvee. Or a real senator and get a Range Rover or top-o’-the-line Mercedes 4WD Wagon.
Minus five whorediamonds if his vehicle does not have TRUCKNUTZ.
Wake me up when Scott Brown’s pants are actually located.
How long before the insurance industry provides him with a car and driver?
Hey Mr MassPrez,
Real men don’t use liners in their truck beds. And what’s with that “rope” you threw in the back? Tying up some purchases from the Pottery Barn?
Now you’ve got me wondering: does John McCain drive the Straight Talk Express to work every day?
The bumper sticker-age is a monster snowstorm of FAIL.
Kitty litter not good enough for you?
5 authenticity points? Is that like a 1-up in Mario Galaxy?
[re=510592]memzilla[/re]: We demand to know if he has TRUCKNUTZ!!!!!!11111!!!
what’s he doing in the office during a bonafide blizzard? Afraid that they’ll take the office way from him if he doesn’t occupy it constantly? Perhaps he’s in there banging his first page or intern.
No trucknutz=RINO
I don’t know about DC or Massachusetts, but it’s illegal to obstruct your rear window like that in California.
Fuck yeah, and it’s Amurican-made. Not that Prissusy Toyota crap with junky gas pedals or breaks or whatever. It’s almost as if Scott Brown’s spirit is near and is yelling, “GET THE FUCK INTO THE TRUCK!”
Those are the crookedest stickers I’ve ever seen. I know rednecks with confederate flag and KKK stickers straighter than that.
[re=510635]rottenart[/re]: Not straight=gay, obvs.
[re=510655]Jim89048[/re]: That would explain the Triangle flag sticker…
Where are the empty beer cans?
USA Triathlon triangle sticker. Screams douchebaggery.
Unseen sticker: I’d Rather Be Tea-Baggin’
[re=510704]The Toot[/re]: Oh, is that what it’s for? Honest to god, I was thinking “FSM protects us gay patriots”.
Could one of you Photoshop wizards paste his centerfold image into the bed of that truck?
[re=510715]bitchincamaro[/re]: Also: “Proud Parent of an American Idol Semi-Finalist”
[re=510635]rottenart[/re]: Rednecks and the KKK take pride in their work.
Speaking of KKK, that tie-down rope in the truck bed raises an eyebrow ever so slightly.
Hello? Senator?
We have someone on the line here,
the distinguished president Zuma of South Africa,
asking whether your offer from election night still stands. . .
Palin-Brown or Brown-Palin….
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