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Senator Enzi Cannot Say “Blagojevich,” The Most Beautiful Word In The English Language

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Look, it’s Max Baucus’s summer boyfriend, Mike Enzi! Mike Enzi has it so easy because he has a simple four-letter last name. Some people are not so lucky. In this video, note how fluently Mike Enzi says “ACORN” and how he cannot say “Blagojevich” at all. What, was this guy living under a buffalo for the entire first half of last year? Anyway. [Media Matters]

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  • TJBeck

    Well, he’s not using a telypromter.

  • Limeylizzie

    What an ignorant turd, although I love the way he makes a sort of scrotal gesture when he says ACORN.

  • ManchuCandidate

    I agree with Senator Enzyte. Blagostitch is hard to say.

  • bitchincamaro


    Enzi has received $793,711 in contributions from the health care and insurance…since 2005.

    “No” is the only word he needs to be able to pronounce correctly. And often.

  • gurukalehuru

    That routine was kind of funny when Leno did it…a year ago. Mike Enzi is retarded.

  • x111e7thst

    [re=510505]Limeylizzie[/re]: I believe that what he is saying here is that he wishes to squash the rumor that he likes to be hatefucked by Blagostkvitzsh with ACORN pushing. But I may be reading too much into this.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Maybe it would help if he wrote it on his hand.

  • EdFlinstone

    Well its not like Blagojevich has been in the news or anything in the past year. Way to stay in touch Senator.

  • Katydid

    Did he finally settle on “Buy a bitch?” And what’s with the Super Bowl reference? Do not get.

  • Larry McAwful

    The former governor should adopt a Serbian-sounding moniker that’s easier to pronounce. Like Ratko Sunovabich, or something.

  • Twinkletoes

    Maybe Enzi is one of God’s precious little angels, also. Be a real merican, like Trig, Track, and Button. If you have a long, tough name, you are shouting “retard” every time you look in the mirror.

  • Katydid

    [re=510509]gurukalehuru[/re]: As a fucking libtard, I assume you saw Colbert’s beautiful smackdown of Palin 2 days ago when he called her a fucking retard, or fucking retarded, I forget which.

  • Cape Clod

    Given his sterling reputation, Enzi should feel free to pass judgement on anyone he feels like.

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=510517]Katydid[/re]: That was one of the most beautiful things Colbert has ever done, and he has done many beautiful things indeed.

  • Katydid

    [re=510523]gurukalehuru[/re]: Agreed. I replayed it 4 times, and grinned so wide each time my face began to ache. I sometimes find myself trying to explain to people who don’t watch the Report how brilliant he is, how lightening fast his mind is, and how his brain processes the world in a slightly different way than most people. From now on, I’ll just show them that clip.

  • Red Zeppelin

    I find it easier to say if I do it in an early Jerry Lewis persona.

  • samsuncle

    Tancredo’s idea of a literacy test would be fine if it only applied to elected officials.

  • Scaggsville guy

    That is so Triggish…

  • smitallica

    Give the man a break. After all, Blagojevich is a weird, foreigner-sounding name. It’s not a good, wholesome, non-immigrant all-American name. Like Enzi.

  • Jumping Jim

    [re=510512]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Phonetically

  • alzronnie

    Enzi is so homescholared.

  • god.was.stingy

    Hey, at least Mike Enzi is mixing it up a little. While everyone’s still hanging out on 9-11 with their flag pins, Enzi’s representing with the family coat of arms from the old homestead in County Cork. He will offer no quarter until Barack Obama and the rest of the lobsterbacks are driven back to the hellish isle that is jolly old England.

  • El Pinche

    He needs to write that shit on his hand like a good common sense retard.

  • sezme

    Why can’t Mike Enzi stop insulting Trig?

  • Ducksworthy

    [re=510515]Larry McAwful[/re]: We are all Serbs now. (Said by someone (Chris Hedges?) about the Amerikkan reaction to 9/11 -meaning now we have a unifying grievance just like the Battle of Kosovo in 1389 and we should feel free to do to our enemies, domestic and foreign exactly what they did to us. Forever and Ever. Amen)

  • chaste everywhere

    C’mon, Wonkette–the most beautiful word in the stinkin’ English language is “beautiful”–but only when used to describe Trig.

  • rottenart

    Now why can’t I stop thinking of Porky Pig when I’m watching this?

  • rottenart

    Also, I’ve been living IN a buffalo for the last two years and I know how to pronounce it:

    Blagojovich = Good Hair the First.

  • HedonismBot

    Fat, hunched over, Donkey Kong-lookin’ dick. Yep, that’s the senator my humble little state sent to D.C. You’re welcome, USA!