Greece Will Not Crumble Into Sea Due To Lack Of Funds
Good heavens is pretty muchanyplace on earthvulnerable to earthquakes these days? (The answer is yes.) [ NBC Chicago ]
Childhood obesity is here to stay, due to motorcars and iPods, and there is nothing Michelle Obama and her fancy arms can do about THAT. [ AP ]
A new ABC News/Washington Post poll shows that people are starting to come around to liking Republicans again, because of all they've done for America in the last year. [ Washington Post ]
Looks like the Europeans (Germany) are going to bail out Greece after all. [ Reuters ]
Hmm, somebody didn't care for the "how to meet and impregnate a French girl in six Google searches" commercial during the Super Bowl. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Jay Leno broadcast his last 10 PM show and nobody cared. [ Los Angeles Times ]