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August 3, 2010! A full 208 pages! Jesus take your time… [Political Wire]
HAVE YOU BOUGHT NINE COPIES YET?
Meghan McCain’s Sex Book: We Have A Release Date!
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3:08 PM
on Mon February 8 2010
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Jim Newell
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Just like megs to practically give it away. Like mother, like daughter.
Finally, the untold hijinks of candidate’s children will be revealed as Meghan confesses to her scorching, “9 1/2 Weeks” type affair with one of the Huckabee kids.
dirty and sexy and political and true and a story — and its cover is hard! and it’s cheap! discounted! go, megs!
let’s see, an august 3 publication date, that gives her the entire month of july to write it. no sense starting any sooner than that, there are twitters to tweet and self-portraits to take late at night in the bathroom.
I have a cover photo suggestion…
Oh please. 207 of those pages will be titpics, and the remaining 1/2 page will be insipid twats. But I repeat myself.
Is it going to be cleavage shots or made up of paragraphs 140 characters max?
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Jinx. Or sleazy minds think alike?
“Meghan McCain” (Author).”
Hmmm.
That must be a use of the latter term previously unknown to Western Literature.
Look for it in the “Big Ass” fetish section of your local adult bookstore.
Look, a Palin supporter mugshot…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0205103mugs1.html
the guy is much less chill that the Barry supporters who got busted.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear20.html
Uh? Oh I get it - “RELEASE. DATE.” As in “full release”. On a “date”. ZOMGROFLMAO.
That gives Megs about 8 months to form a PAC that will collect donations with which to buy her book.
Gopherit: Give it away give it away give it away now!
Who will be the genius bookstore proprietor to promote the Meg McCain/Jessica Cutler joint appearance?
First Daughter, First Love would’ve been better.
“207 of those pages will be titpics,”
Let’s hope so. She was extra hot on the view when she blasted Tancredo as a racist.
Holy shit!! Murtha is dead!
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/02/08/murtha-passes-away/
How does Amazon come up with the “Suggested Tags from Similar Products.” Here are their suggestions for Ms. McCain’s epic novel:
wingnut welfare
chick lit
leadership
beach read
romney
erotica
government
senate
gay
lds
That may be the only time you read “Romney erotica”
and it’s already being marked down? soft bigotry of low expectations, indeed.
Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story (Hardco
verre)I wants lots of boobie pics! please please please!!11!1!!
Now taking estimates on respective percentages of dirtiness, sexiness, and politics. You can’t be everything to everyone, Meghan!
An Outhouse: Common courtesy demands that you provide a link.
Oh no she dih-ent!
Just in time for Daddy’s midterm election!
Gorillionaire: I want mouth release, but also I wanna dribble a bit on them titties. Does that cost extra?
Neilist: Don’t forget her previous literary tour de force- My Dad, John McCain. For just $6.19 at Amazon, you can start your own collection of her works!
Crank Tango: Don’t forget the Dirty Sanchez.
Is this a children’s book too, or did she hire a ghostwriter?
Is it just me, or does it not provide insight as to how well the book is expected to sell when the price is already slashed before the sucker has even gone to press?
Let’s not forget her latest missive, “Politicians Need Privacy, Too.”
So true! And so boring!
Can you imagine what it’s like to be Meg’s editor? My god, that person must hate life.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Tits on the cover if you want it to sell, Megan.
Because the liberals don’t really care what you have to say and the conservatives don’t actually read books.
God that’s embarrassing. I hate hate HATE when Republicans try to make pop culture references. And I hate that use of the word “sexy”. I need to get laid too, but I prefer to sit back and let the sex come to me. Megs, relax and stop trying so hard!!
Joshua Norton: Sadly no. I think they (amazon) do that on hot titles to drive up the sales at amazon as opposed to getting it at your local store where it will likely cost a little more. See also: Palin’s book available for $9.99 right out of the gate on amazon (and Stephen King’s and a few other bestselling authors caught up in that holiday price war).
I don’t think a BOOK is the “full release” Meg’s fans are hoping for.
Buttery1000: I don’t think her editor hates her. Meg probably pays for expensive lunches in places where they’ll be seen by rich men. Now if you want to talk about someone who suffers, how’d you like to be Hitchens’ editor? Or Denby’s?
Jukesgrrl: I do hope those boobies are released from the bondage of her bra.
This getting to be a dirty old man thing, is not really a lot different from the dirty young man I used to be.
Great, I saw the sub-title, and now I have to clean up the vomit all over my computer screen.
Subtle title there, Megs. I guess “The ‘o8 Campaign Was Vagina City” was too weak.
And the price six months from release date? $0.01 and $3.99 shipping.