SNOWPOCALYPSE III: LAST CRUSADE OF THE TRANSFORMERS: More better death for everyone! Worried that that 27″ pile of water cocaine on your doorstep was looking a bit limp? Well here come ten more inches, to finally kill off the neighbor’s magnolia tree that has been destroying your editor’s house for the past two days. []

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  1. Eh, you may as well enjoy it. A little south of DC we’re just going to get rain and sleety snow and then we’ll all have to drive to work in that crap on Wednesday morning. Staying home and drinking is a much better way of dealing with it.
    Also, RIP John Murtha. And all the sanctimonious hypocritical Republicans who called this Marine a traitor and other horrible things can go f*ck themselves.

  2. Hey, look on the bright side; with this one coming on a Tuesday/Wednesday instead of Saturday, it could mean most of us East Coasters could be getting a day or two off work. Except for the bloggers working out of their homes, anyway.

  3. [re=509411]bitchincamaro[/re]: “snowmugging”? nah, everything here’s been disneyfied or hollywoodized since Guiliani. With the sex shops off 8th Ave, it’s all been downhill.

  4. [re=509404]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Col. Danny Bopp and that harpy from Cincy, Rep. Jean Schmidt can get fooked.


    Resquiat in Pace, Senator Essential Air Service…

  5. “…potential for 8 or more inches…”

    Don’t just take the guy’s word for it, trust me. You have to literally see it for yourself. 8 means 6.5 if you’re lucky. Meteorologists lie about this all the time.

  6. I hope Pat Roberston announces that this is gods punishment to DC for failing to pass health reform. But what he is likely to announce is that this gods punishment to DC for even briefly talking about it.

  7. Jim: …finally kill off the neighbor’s magnolia tree that has been destroying your editor’s house for the past two days.
    So are branches falling on your place or what? Your house? not some apt?

  8. The first day or so of forecasts about this weekend’s Snowmageddon predicted 8 to 10 inches. We ended up getting 2 feet. So at this rate we should be right on tap for another 2 feet, ftw.

  9. [re=509443]Ducksworthy[/re]: Last fall Washington city government legalized same-sex marriage; this winter has had & will have several unusually heavy snowstorms hit the city. Coincidence? Of course, but not according to Pat Robertson.

  10. [re=509394]hedgehog[/re]: Washington is a bodaciously small town. A fly speck on the map – a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can’t even get real drugs here!

  11. Could we perhaps get those welfare queens sitting in Congress that aren’t doing anything else to do some public works projects and shovel some of this stuff?

  12. [re=509439]Extemporanus[/re]: I thought you were giving advice to re=509421]I-man[/re].
    Didn’t Jason Stackhouse get a bad blister that way?

  13. We’re supposed to get 7 inches in Boston. About 10 years ago, there was a weather guy in Boston who was arrested for selling Oxycontin outside of a Jimmy Buffett concert.

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