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Make Pretty Pictures At The DSCC Website!

by Jim Newell  1:38 pm February 8, 2010

The DSCC has introduced a fun new game. It’s called, “How To Lose Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To A Naked Furry,” with paintbrushes! No, it is just a fill-in-the-blank caption contest for Sarah Palin, because she is stupid. Be sure to submit all of your wacky photos to Bob Menendez! [DSCC]

{ 28 comments }

SnarkNotFark February 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Jeeubs? The Son of Dog?

Litlebritdifrnt February 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Surely they are not this clueless? I mean they have to know what is going to happen right? Anyone?

bitchincamaro February 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm

[re=509341]SnarkNotFark[/re]: Jeebus on a thumb drive.

Texan Bulldoggette February 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Typical lame DSCC. They should have asked what is written on Snowbilly’s palm. That would have been much funnier. Who the hell cares what she says–it all sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher to me.

The Huffington Pogue February 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm

The GOP does a half ass job ripping off Teabaggers, the Dems do a half ass job ripping off Blingee. Advantage: Democrats.

grevillea February 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm

What a terrible Madonna impersonator.

SayItWithWookies February 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm

The damn DSCC page won’t load — it quits halfway through. Oh, I get it.

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm

That’s GAYLORD Opryland to you, Jim Newell. You know, like Rick Perry, only slightly less gay.

Naked Bunny with a Whip February 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm

“How To Lose Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To A Naked Furry”

If only I lived in Massachusetts!

JMP February 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Needs dancing bananas with penis signs.

V572625694 February 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm

[re=509356]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Rick Perry is straight! It’s just his hair that’s gay.

rottenart February 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm

So the DSCC’s response to retarded immaturity is retarded immaturity? No way that will backfire.

pat robertsons personal trainer February 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm

that hat is part of a communist plot.

in local news, i demand coverage for the “Get Motivated!” seminar that fucked up traffic around my office and apparently left ticket-holders as disappointed as they were on 11/4/08, featuring famed trannie Rudy Giuliani, Sarah Palin, and Lou Holtz. One has-been and a couple of never-will-bes. This, right after we elected a lesbian mayor.

http://www.getmotivated.com/
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7264787

President Beeblebrox February 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm

The fuck is that on the Tea Party seal – a dolphin, or a Crying Eagle?

Gopherit February 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

WTF. It won’t let me ingest dancing penis-bananas! To blingee!

grevillea February 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm

“A librul woulda aborted this speech, just cos it’s retarded… I mean special.”

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm

[re=509361]pat robertsons personal trainer[/re]: She’s too sexy for that hat. Almost. Also, as well.

grevillea February 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=509364]Gopherit[/re]: Ingest? You do know “eat a bag of dicks” is just an expression?

Gorillionaire February 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm

This is retarded. Fucking retarded even.

Flanders February 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm

[re=509359]V572625694[/re]: Rick Perry’s pistol is made of fire-hardened steel.

snideinplainsight February 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Whaty Uppy!

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=509359]V572625694[/re]: [re=509377]Flanders[/re]: And his hair is held in place with the jizz of a thousand underage Thai rentboys.

V572625694 February 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=509377]Flanders[/re]: And you know how I feel about my guns…

Cape Clod February 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm

[re=509362]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I think its Godzilla.

THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH February 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE INCORRUPTIBLE, THE FORGIVING:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/antidespotic/Picture5.png

AMEEN

teebob2000 February 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Clearly from that picture she’s checking the BACK of her hand, because that day she forgot to write her crib notes on the PALM of her hand.

The Rod Jetton Bondage Experience February 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm

[re=509355]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Win.

ladymacbeth February 8, 2010 at 8:14 pm

this is beyond stupid. sadly we’ve only had one year in the sun – and there it goes.

god.

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