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Make Pretty Pictures At The DSCC Website!

The DSCC has introduced a fun new game. It’s called, “How To Lose Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To A Naked Furry,” with paintbrushes! No, it is just a fill-in-the-blank caption contest for Sarah Palin, because she is stupid. Be sure to submit all of your wacky photos to Bob Menendez! [DSCC]


1:38 PM on Mon February 8 2010
By Jim Newell
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  1. SnarkNotFark says at 1:44 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Jeeubs? The Son of Dog?

  2. Litlebritdifrnt says at 1:45 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Surely they are not this clueless? I mean they have to know what is going to happen right? Anyone?

  3. bitchincamaro says at 1:46 pm, February 8th, 2010

    SnarkNotFark: Jeebus on a thumb drive.

  4. Texan Bulldoggette says at 1:46 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Typical lame DSCC. They should have asked what is written on Snowbilly’s palm. That would have been much funnier. Who the hell cares what she says–it all sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher to me.

  5. The Huffington Pogue says at 1:47 pm, February 8th, 2010

    The GOP does a half ass job ripping off Teabaggers, the Dems do a half ass job ripping off Blingee. Advantage: Democrats.

  6. grevillea says at 1:47 pm, February 8th, 2010

    What a terrible Madonna impersonator.

  7. SayItWithWookies says at 1:51 pm, February 8th, 2010

    The damn DSCC page won’t load — it quits halfway through. Oh, I get it.

  8. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 1:52 pm, February 8th, 2010

    That’s GAYLORD Opryland to you, Jim Newell. You know, like Rick Perry, only slightly less gay.

  9. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 1:52 pm, February 8th, 2010

    “How To Lose Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To A Naked Furry”

    If only I lived in Massachusetts!

  10. Needs dancing bananas with penis signs.

  11. V572625694 says at 1:54 pm, February 8th, 2010

    queeraselvis v 2.0: Rick Perry is straight! It’s just his hair that’s gay.

  12. rottenart says at 1:56 pm, February 8th, 2010

    So the DSCC’s response to retarded immaturity is retarded immaturity? No way that will backfire.

  13. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 1:57 pm, February 8th, 2010

    that hat is part of a communist plot.

    in local news, i demand coverage for the “Get Motivated!” seminar that fucked up traffic around my office and apparently left ticket-holders as disappointed as they were on 11/4/08, featuring famed trannie Rudy Giuliani, Sarah Palin, and Lou Holtz. One has-been and a couple of never-will-bes. This, right after we elected a lesbian mayor.

    http://www.getmotivated.com/
    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7264787

  14. President Beeblebrox says at 1:57 pm, February 8th, 2010

    The fuck is that on the Tea Party seal - a dolphin, or a Crying Eagle?

  15. Gopherit says at 2:00 pm, February 8th, 2010

    WTF. It won’t let me ingest dancing penis-bananas! To blingee!

  16. grevillea says at 2:02 pm, February 8th, 2010

    “A librul woulda aborted this speech, just cos it’s retarded… I mean special.”

  17. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:03 pm, February 8th, 2010

    pat robertsons personal trainer: She’s too sexy for that hat. Almost. Also, as well.

  18. grevillea says at 2:07 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Gopherit: Ingest? You do know “eat a bag of dicks” is just an expression?

  19. Gorillionaire says at 2:07 pm, February 8th, 2010

    This is retarded. Fucking retarded even.

  20. Flanders says at 2:18 pm, February 8th, 2010

    V572625694: Rick Perry’s pistol is made of fire-hardened steel.

  21. snideinplainsight says at 2:20 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Whaty Uppy!

  22. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:24 pm, February 8th, 2010

    V572625694: Flanders: And his hair is held in place with the jizz of a thousand underage Thai rentboys.

  23. V572625694 says at 2:24 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Flanders: And you know how I feel about my guns…

  24. Cape Clod says at 2:32 pm, February 8th, 2010

    President Beeblebrox: I think its Godzilla.

  25. THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH says at 2:59 pm, February 8th, 2010

    IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE INCORRUPTIBLE, THE FORGIVING:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/antidespotic/Picture5.png

    AMEEN

  26. teebob2000 says at 3:02 pm, February 8th, 2010

    Clearly from that picture she’s checking the BACK of her hand, because that day she forgot to write her crib notes on the PALM of her hand.

  27. The Rod Jetton Bondage Experience says at 3:07 pm, February 8th, 2010
  28. ladymacbeth says at 8:14 pm, February 8th, 2010

    this is beyond stupid. sadly we’ve only had one year in the sun - and there it goes.

    god.

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