Everybody Has A Lot To Apologize For

• The president of Toyota -- a tiny but prosperous island nation in Southeast Asia -- apologized for selling people murderous demon-cars, but nobody will be satisfied until actual heads roll. [ New York Times ]

• Another day of Shia religious festivals, another day of bombings. [ BBC News ]

• Here is some tasty fresh two-day-old news! Jon Stewart went on Bill O'Reilly's show and it was ... exciting? We will probably post a Phun Phriday Video Clip of this exchange as a service to you, the Public. [ Los Angeles Times ]

• The global stock markets are underwhelmed with the progress of economic recovery. [ Washington Post ]

• Turns out you cannot just leave Haiti with a literal busload of children and hope nobody will notice. [ Washington Post ]

• The menu at the NBC cafeteria for Black History Month had a discernible Negro dialect, which offended the drummer from The Roots, but not the black chef who created the menu. [ New York Post ]