HEHNGNN HEHNGNN HEHNGNN HEHNGNN HEHNGNN HEHNGNN. Should put it on during another program. What’s the number one program these days, on the machine box… still The Andy Rooney Variety Hour? Or does International Business Machines still have a boilermaker’s clutch on that? HEHNGNN? [Twitter]
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He’s right. SuperBowl Sunday is for getting drunk and beating your wife.
Oh yeah, Walnuts is a real Jack Benny, wantin’ to save the money. Please. He and Cindy blow $2.5 million in an afternoon at Saks.
Maybe McGrumpy will stroke out shoveling snow this weekend. See, I still have hope
for our republic.
That’s pretty bold nitpicking for a guy who freely lost what had to be stolen from Al Gore.
How much does Sen. McCain spend on shuttling between his seven houses?
They could probably advertise on “Ed Sullivan” for $5.00 for the whole hour!!! Let’s get real folks.
Holy fuck, this guy is a moron. That is all.
Here’s a stupid question. If it’s “very important” to Arizona, then why is the money wasted? Oh, I get it. You’ve figured out that people are so stupid, you don’t even have to say contradicting things in two separate venues; you can just say it all in one sentence!
Right you are, Senator, we should spend that $ on PSA’s where you tell your trollopy cunt of a wife and your bubble-butt daughter to stop going all touchy-feely for the gayz.
It’s the Republican’s plan to cut back the deficit – reduce the number of people filling out the census, so less Federal money gets allocated to each district, so the government spends less money. If the US population were only 30 million instead of 300 million, the taxes gathered could pay for everything we need and we’d still have plenty of spare change for tax cuts for the rich.
It would be easier to remember to fill out the census if they took it every FIVE AND A HALF YEARS.
McCranks-a-Lot will bitch about anything these days. What’s next? Griping about the Grand Canyon: ‘someone needs to fill in that big hole in the ground; ma’s gonna fall into it with her walker.’
What does that bit about boilermaker’s clutch even mean??
It doesn’t matter. According to Tweety, it is the end of the Democratic party and we must all give up. Will the idiot do-nothing Democrats even manage to get someone appointed to the NLRB who favors labor, instead of a raving anti-union right-to-worker? Because they damn sure couldn’t do anything to block the idiots the Republics appointed to the NLRB.
Is it just me, or would the Democrats look stronger if they fucking did something? Lame ass fuckers. And half the time the WH looks like amateur hour.
Sorry to be OT. I’m trapped by the Teabagger-incited shit storm and pissed off and my dogs are tired of hearing this shit.
But anti-abortion ads…..those rank right up there with doritos
In other political news:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201002040043
Feb. 4, 2010
Trig Palin: Limbaugh’s “Retard” Comments, Meh.
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http://tiny.cc/qdf3q
Feb. 4, 2010
Rick Perry’s Aide Insists Use of “Retard” Was Meant As A Compliment
What he fails to understand is that taxpayers also pay for junk food ads when they buy junk food, so what’s the difference?
You can Twit from a Jitterbug? I did not know that!
[re=507993]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Your dogs could change the channel to something more soothing than tweety.
Here in “Real America” Doritos are Very important.
Does this mean McCrazy will now have to apologize to Doritos? Oh wait, he’s old, rich and crazy, he’s entitled to say whatever crap he wants. Hopefully this will get the Red Staters pissed off at the Census and they’ll throw their forms in the trash, so they aren’t counted, and we Blue Staters won’t have to send them money every year anymore.
Caesar advertised his census during the Super Bowl. Why does John McCain hate Jebus?
[re=507993]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Cabin fever? Hide all the pointy objects, visit the UPS delivery guys that you buried in the basement, then take a Seconal. Call Gregory House in the morning.
His wife’s Budweiser commercials vs. Doritos=capitalism. 2010 Census ads vs. Doritos=socialism. I get it now.
Sorry, but I have to agree wit gramps on this one. Even if members of his party are the reason the Census needs advertising. Unless someone can show me that the ad will reduce Census expenses by the $ amount spent on advertising. I am willing to bet that somewhere in the stands of the game there will be some lucky Census administrators enjoying the game as VIP’s on our dime.
[re=508012]Pithaughn[/re]:
“Unless someone can show me that the ad will reduce Census expenses by the $ amount spent on advertising …”
Ah, me lad, as is so often said, “The Proof Is In The Doritos.”
[re=507995]S.Luggo[/re]: So when will Palin make an appearance on his show to apologize and lick the stale putrid sweat from between his fat rolls? Of course, this is a great chance to whore down, too.
[re=508012]Pithaughn[/re]: “Even if members of his party are the reason the Census needs advertising.”
Budweiser should probably be paying for the U.S. Census, but regardless, what McCain should have twit is this: “While the U.S. Census is very important to Arizona, we shouldn’t be spending $2.5 million taxpayer dollars that we wouldn’t have to be spending if my esteemed colleague Michelle Bachmann had kept her yappy trap shut; therefore, I am requesting that all advertising for the census be paid for by Ms. Bachmann with additional help from the Republican Congressional Caucus. Oh, and by the HENHGNN – my Doritos bowl is empty.”
[re=508026]One Yield Regular[/re]: yes. But now I’m wondering, why can’t the census have some corporate sponsorship? Then the Belgium owners of Bud could literally pay for the census.
As someone from a state that might well lose ANOTHER House member, & as one who worked for the Census, briefly, in summer ’00 & encountered the proto-teabagger rage toward the questions asked, I can say Census awareness needs to be raised by any means necessary. & I was only doing door-to-door counts in Greenfield, fucking, Wisconsin — hardly hardcore bagger country. (Here, that would be Brookfield/New Berlin, & other parts of Waukesha County, the most Gooper friendly county in Sconsin.) But, it were what it were. & now, it’s Paul Ryan’s district, prolly, & that Miami University cunt is four-square with his constituents with respect Census avoidance. Well, fuck him & his Social Security eliminating ass. Not all of us are trust-fund babies, you Janesvillian.
Speaking of waste, does a state like Arizona really need two senators?
I’ll just add this to my daily eyeball aerobics. Although now I just want to eat some Doritos.
[re=508034]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: Thank you for that. You’ll recall that Squire McCain of the Seven Private Houses is the same dim wit who criticized spending money on a planetarium for schoolkids in Chicago. Of COURSE we should be spending money on Census advertising.
We’d hate to have a count of all the non-white people who live in this country. Especially, Arizona.
“Hengh…when I was young we didn’t need to advertise for the census….everybody knew when it was because we were all patriotic and straight and instead of census workers, some nice cowboy and Federal Marshalls would go knocking on your door and if you didn’t say who lived there, they’d bushwhack ya and rape all your cattle. Now that’s what I call the American Way.”
The RNC should be paying for this ad as it is mainly needed due to the dumbfucks in the GOP. At the very least, they should make McCain tell folks to fill out the census 15 or so times every week he is on television.
[re=508047]One Yield Regular[/re]: Much obliged. My stepbrother attended Miami U same time as Ryan, is why I know where he went to university, & I’m equal parts impressed & disgusted by that. It almost tops me attending the alma mater of a John Birch co-founder (Robert Welch, Sr.).
Walnuts, ever add up how much those crashed training jets cost the taxpayers? More than the entire effin’ Gadsen Purchase. So Grampy, get ready to shovel some snow and STFU for a change.
There’s the title of Palin’s next book: “Competing with Doritos” And the sequel: “Losing to Doritos”
Does this mean Walnuts wants Arizona to lose to Doritos? Why does he hate Arizona? Besides the obvious, I mean.
Actually, those ads will be competing with trips to the bathroom and the ‘fridge. Cindy pays off swimming pool repairs in four houses with the halftime beer profits.
MY god, that face makes me wanna smash my widdle fist right into my widdle computer scween.
[re=508012]Pithaughn[/re]: If we have learned anything at all this week (one can still HOPE) it is that Obama should take that $2.5M to Vegas and bet big big big.
[re=507995]S.Luggo[/re]: Fox News crawl: “Rick Perry (D) Defends ‘Retard’ Remarks”
Walnuts knows that the ad money is wasted because the Census is a fraud, because ACORN was paid $75B to fake the results. Reparations, my friends!
first they came for the panda and i said nothing because i was not a panda. then they came for the demon sheep and still i said nothing for i was not a kiwi.
but now they come for my doritos and I WILL NOT SNACKRIFICE.
asshole.
Hennggh? Will those census takers fuck my daughter? If so, fine, especially if I can watch. Henngh!
[re=508062]glamourdammerung[/re]: Even better — the folks who are against the Census because they’re pandering to teabaggers should all spend a week as non-response enumerators — those are the census workers who go door-to-door following up with people who haven’t sent their form in. I did it once and it opens up a whole new world — like the guy from Guatemala who had a PhD in history and was sharing a two-bedroom apartment with seven other guys and they were all doing landscaping and sending the money back to their families. Or like the Korean family who — they had the long form — sat me down at dinner and fed me homemade kimchi (holyfuckyouwillnotgetanythinglikethatinajarIfuckingpromise) and octopus. Actually, all our congresspeople should do this for a week over the summer regardless.
[re=508125]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “…all our congresspeople should do this for a week over the summer regardless.”
That is the best and most workable suggestion about ANYthing that I’ve heard this entire year. They should absolutely be REQUIRED to be census-takers. Amen, or whatever they say at the National Prayer Brunch.
Give the man a break. He has a point. In his day, the census was so much simpler. You just had to get on a donkey with your pregnant virgin wife and return to the town of your birth somewhere in the province of Judea.
McCain: It’s very important but it shouldn’t cost money to do it right. Oh, and I’m a capitalist . . . and a retard, apparently.
If Grandpa Crash Helmet wants to under-count Arizona, it’s OK by me. We got a lotta people in this state that the rest of you should HOPE don’t get counted (e.g. Colorado City).
You know who else liked Doritos????
Saul Alinsky.
His pale white ass is worried that more Mexicans will tune in this Sunday instead of going to church or El Super. Cuesta menos! or does it…? What does it really mean, John?
Heck the census is important, but why waste money telling people about it. They should know already, it’s in the Constitution. Actually why do we make people fill out their census forms at the DMV so why don’t waste the tax payers money on census workers.
What a dick.
[re=508039]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Wait, what…? We have TWO senators?
We’re already contemplating the lovely choice of Walnuts or JD Hayworth, who is AZ’s answer to Rush Limpballs.
In a political environment rife with corruption and special interest, I’m just glad we have John McCain to point out these things for us.
We also shouldn’t compete with Budweiser. Everyone in AZ should drink Budweiser. No reason really other than it tastes great.
Ok, John, let me get this straight:
1. Almost everyone in the country will be watching the superbowl (at the same time, all of New Orleans will be drunk)
2. The superbowl is the show where the best ad agencies (oh, and godaddy.com’s, too) trot out their best, most exciting commercials.
3. People tune in to watch these commercials.
4. People use the “football game” that takes place between the adverts to pee, get snacks, grab a quickie, etc.
6. We can therefore conclude, given that most ‘merikuns can’t find their ass with both hands and a GPS, that this Census advert will be the first time they’ve heard of the 2010 census, or the very concept of a census.
7. Verily, this is how advertising works, gramps. Q.E.D. Also, sorry about your failures in that regard in 2008.
Dope.
Why do we have to keep hearing from this loser? Seriously, he lost! Plus he’s a complete and total asshat. $2.5 million taxpayer dollars? The DOD spends that much money every 25 God damned seconds!
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