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  • ILLINOIS DEMOCRATS HAVE REAL WINNER ON THEIR TICKET: Uhh… “It turns out the winner of the Democrats’ lieutenant Governor’s primary in Illinois has a pretty nasty assault rap for attacking his girlfriend back in 2005. According to police reports he slammed her head against a wall and left ‘mild abrasions from [a] knife wound’ on her neck and ‘minor scars on her hand from her trying to defend herself against the arrestee swinging the knife at her.'” Ha ha, “It turns out.” And since all Illinois lieutenant governors become governors after their bosses go to jail… then… profits?? [TPM]
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