'Snowpocalypse II: Revenge Of The Transformers' To Re-Cripple Local Quadriplegics

First they predicted 12-20 inches, and we said nothing. Then... other predictions were made... and now it's 18-24 inches with a special Bonus Prize of "you will die, -ish" for a small band hovering over Washington, DC, the mutilated-diamond-shaped federal office park where man's greatest dreams come to be filibustered. Clutch your loved ones! (Because after a few days, you'll need to eat them.) [ AccuWeather ]