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Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore.

Half of his platform appears to be nothing more than a promise, to no one, that his campaign is a “demon sheep free-zone,” while the other half is a pledge to forgo “silly slogans.” Please donate your “Twitter ID” to this man immediately, so he can win. [Thank you, commenter “Voyou Charmant”]

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  1. For a moment there I was afraid this election would deteriorate into the candidates batting mindless inanities back and forth. Mercifully, it’s only just now rising to that level.

  2. [re=507613]magic titty[/re]: Best acronym ever would be to expand this name of that town in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

    Anyone wanna give it a shot?

  3. You know Babs Boxer’s staff is building a clip file of all this stuff and just giggling hysterically.

    Oddly, enough, though, it’s the GOP candidates for governor that are worried about each other’s mental condition and reporting stuff to the FBI.

  4. [re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I really like the title of his family picture. “The Chuck Devore Family.” They are *the* source for all things Chuck Devore Family related.

  5. [re=507694]DoktorZoom[/re]: Well, hell. May as well go FULL FUCKING RETARDED with my avatar. Zippy will return at the end of the current crisis.

  6. [re=507674]PJ[/re]:
    Fiorino gave it a good try but she doesn’t have Michell’s crazy-eyed look down. Crazy Bachmann Overdrive is still my favorite.

  7. [re=507782]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: And Fiorino is way behind Bachmannnn in the weird and crazy statements department. Those of us in the frozen north remember when Michellle made a name for herself by being outraged by lesbians in the women’s bathroom at the state capitol. Or at least so she claimed.

  8. [re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I went to DeVore’s website, saw his photo, and for some reason now I have an overwhelming urge to buy a pair of shoes from him.

  9. [re=508053]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Really? Because he looks exactly like a used car salesman to me…
    But after seeing the “Chat with Chuck” section of the website, I’ll never be able to see a Charles Schwab ad without recoiling in horror…or ROTFLMAO, depending on whether we Californians have the good sense not to vote for this lemon.

  10. The use of comic sans typeface in this day and age is completely unacceptable, I expect this Mr. DeVore to issue a full retraction and apology post-haste

  11. As far as I can tell no one’s mentioned it yet, but the Demon Sheeple auteur is Fred Davis of Strategic Perceptions, crazy Sen. Inhofe’s nephew.

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