Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore.
Half of his platform appears to be nothing more than a promise, to no one, that his campaign is a “demon sheep free-zone,” while the other half is a pledge to forgo “silly slogans.” Please donate your “Twitter ID” to this man immediately, so he can win. [Thank you, commenter "Voyou Charmant"]
Hola wonkerados.
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Obviously, we need more sheep, demon or otherwise, more sheep fucking, more sheep jokes (“they don’t so much fly as plummet”), rather than less.
CGI WIN!*
* if comparing to demon sheep ad…
That font just screams “I ARE A SERIOUS CANDIDATE”.
He has my vote!
(I will write him in during the next VA election.)
Best acronym ever?
2010′s should be almost as fun as the aughts. And by funny I mean fucked up.
His main website is awesome, too. I love the blood pressure monitor showing that he raised over $60,000 already.
http://chuckdevore.com/index.asp
Take that Minnesota!!
Here in CA, we can out-crazy anyone! (But then, you knew that!)
For a moment there I was afraid this election would deteriorate into the candidates batting mindless inanities back and forth. Mercifully, it’s only just now rising to that level.
But, secretly, everybody wants to be on whatever drugs Fiorino’s creative director is using.
[re=507613]magic titty[/re]: Best acronym ever would be to expand this name of that town in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Anyone wanna give it a shot?
I am fascinated by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
As so the war over Geocities’ dried-up corpse began…
Fiorina’s created a nice artificial wave that all her opponents can surf — dude!
[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: And you all said that Conservatoids weren’t capable of sarcasm.
This is good news for John McCain.
But does he have a truck?
Comic sans ftw! (literally, the win)
Has anyone “chatted with Chuck” yet?
[re=507635]ShamWow[/re]: Or daughters he can pimp out?
D.A.D.E.S?
I hope DeVore pays his webmaster in whore diamonds. He or she deserves them.
[re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Yeah but California has six times more sheeple. On a per capita basis, Minnesota is comfortably ahead.
You know Babs Boxer’s staff is building a clip file of all this stuff and just giggling hysterically.
Oddly, enough, though, it’s the GOP candidates for governor that are worried about each other’s mental condition and reporting stuff to the FBI.
DeVore is the guy with no money in a knife fight between Fiorina and Campbell for who can throw the most cash in a hole.
S.F.T.E.O.D.S.F.O.P.D. is just another word for nothing left to lose.
Sheep? This would work a lot better if his name were Herb DeVore.
As a member of AFA (Acronym Free America) I am truly offended.
[re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Here in Minnesota, we knit with yarn from demon sheep and think nothing of it.
Back at you.
[re=507665]DoktorZoom[/re]: yeah, I was thinking along the same lines!
That was pretty quick thinking on Chuck’s part. Some credit for that, alone.
[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I really like the title of his family picture. “The Chuck Devore Family.” They are *the* source for all things Chuck Devore Family related.
[re=507684]letmetellyou[/re]: And it appears he does have daughters to pimp out, hooray!
Shit just got serious.
Or, well, okay, maybe the opposite.
“Chuck DeVour” would be a great name for a gay pornstar….or pro wrestler. Also.
[re=507694]DoktorZoom[/re]: Well, hell. May as well go FULL FUCKING RETARDED with my avatar. Zippy will return at the end of the current crisis.
Lizard People Against Demon Sheep
FTW!!!
[re=507728]ioksotot23[/re]: Is that going to be the next Minnesota senatorial campaign?
[re=507674]PJ[/re]:
Fiorino gave it a good try but she doesn’t have Michell’s crazy-eyed look down. Crazy Bachmann Overdrive is still my favorite.
[re=507782]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: And Fiorino is way behind Bachmannnn in the weird and crazy statements department. Those of us in the frozen north remember when Michellle made a name for herself by being outraged by lesbians in the women’s bathroom at the state capitol. Or at least so she claimed.
[re=507659]Come here a minute[/re]: Win.
The only thing sheep are good for is eating…lamb chops are the best. The wool makes me itch.
[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I went to DeVore’s website, saw his photo, and for some reason now I have an overwhelming urge to buy a pair of shoes from him.
[re=508053]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Really? Because he looks exactly like a used car salesman to me…
But after seeing the “Chat with Chuck” section of the website, I’ll never be able to see a Charles Schwab ad without recoiling in horror…or ROTFLMAO, depending on whether we Californians have the good sense not to vote for this lemon.
The use of comic sans typeface in this day and age is completely unacceptable, I expect this Mr. DeVore to issue a full retraction and apology post-haste
As far as I can tell no one’s mentioned it yet, but the Demon Sheeple auteur is Fred Davis of Strategic Perceptions, crazy Sen. Inhofe’s nephew.
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