WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?  12:20 pm February 4, 2010

Additional California Senate Candidate Comes Out Against Sheep And Also Carly Fiorina

by Juli Weiner


Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore.

Half of his platform appears to be nothing more than a promise, to no one, that his campaign is a “demon sheep free-zone,” while the other half is a pledge to forgo “silly slogans.” Please donate your “Twitter ID” to this man immediately, so he can win. [Thank you, commenter "Voyou Charmant"]

 
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Red Zeppelin February 4, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Obviously, we need more sheep, demon or otherwise, more sheep fucking, more sheep jokes (“they don’t so much fly as plummet”), rather than less.

yargisbargis February 4, 2010 at 12:25 pm

CGI WIN!*

* if comparing to demon sheep ad…

SmutBoffin February 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm

That font just screams “I ARE A SERIOUS CANDIDATE”.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend February 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm

He has my vote!

(I will write him in during the next VA election.)

magic titty February 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Best acronym ever?

freakishlystrong February 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm

2010′s should be almost as fun as the aughts. And by funny I mean fucked up.

ShamWow February 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm

His main website is awesome, too. I love the blood pressure monitor showing that he raised over $60,000 already.

http://chuckdevore.com/index.asp

DemmeFatale February 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm

Take that Minnesota!!

Here in CA, we can out-crazy anyone! (But then, you knew that!)

SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm

For a moment there I was afraid this election would deteriorate into the candidates batting mindless inanities back and forth. Mercifully, it’s only just now rising to that level.

WadISay February 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm

But, secretly, everybody wants to be on whatever drugs Fiorino’s creative director is using.

give us a bob February 4, 2010 at 12:35 pm

[re=507613]magic titty[/re]: Best acronym ever would be to expand this name of that town in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Anyone wanna give it a shot?

the problem child February 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm

I am fascinated by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

give us a bob February 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm

As so the war over Geocities’ dried-up corpse began…

lawrenceofthedesert February 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Fiorina’s created a nice artificial wave that all her opponents can surf — dude!

geminisunmars February 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm

[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: And you all said that Conservatoids weren’t capable of sarcasm.

Advocatus_Diaboli February 4, 2010 at 12:39 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

ShamWow February 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm

But does he have a truck?

whiskey tango foxtrot February 4, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Comic sans ftw! (literally, the win)

yargisbargis February 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Has anyone “chatted with Chuck” yet?

Jim89048 February 4, 2010 at 12:49 pm

[re=507635]ShamWow[/re]: Or daughters he can pimp out?

TGY February 4, 2010 at 12:53 pm

D.A.D.E.S?

Darkness February 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm

I hope DeVore pays his webmaster in whore diamonds. He or she deserves them.

martinette February 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm

[re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Yeah but California has six times more sheeple. On a per capita basis, Minnesota is comfortably ahead.

Berkeley Bear February 4, 2010 at 1:04 pm

You know Babs Boxer’s staff is building a clip file of all this stuff and just giggling hysterically.

Oddly, enough, though, it’s the GOP candidates for governor that are worried about each other’s mental condition and reporting stuff to the FBI.

Berkeley Bear February 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm

DeVore is the guy with no money in a knife fight between Fiorina and Campbell for who can throw the most cash in a hole.

Come here a minute February 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm

S.F.T.E.O.D.S.F.O.P.D. is just another word for nothing left to lose.

DoktorZoom February 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Sheep? This would work a lot better if his name were Herb DeVore.

Monsieur Grumpe February 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm

As a member of AFA (Acronym Free America) I am truly offended.

PJ February 4, 2010 at 1:30 pm

[re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Here in Minnesota, we knit with yarn from demon sheep and think nothing of it.

Back at you.

Way Cool Larry February 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm

[re=507665]DoktorZoom[/re]: yeah, I was thinking along the same lines!

gurukalehuru February 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm

That was pretty quick thinking on Chuck’s part. Some credit for that, alone.

letmetellyou February 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm

[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I really like the title of his family picture. “The Chuck Devore Family.” They are *the* source for all things Chuck Devore Family related.

Jim89048 February 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

[re=507684]letmetellyou[/re]: And it appears he does have daughters to pimp out, hooray!

mumblyjoe February 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Shit just got serious.

Or, well, okay, maybe the opposite.

DoktorZoom February 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm

“Chuck DeVour” would be a great name for a gay pornstar….or pro wrestler. Also.

DoktorZoom February 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

[re=507694]DoktorZoom[/re]: Well, hell. May as well go FULL FUCKING RETARDED with my avatar. Zippy will return at the end of the current crisis.

ioksotot23 February 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Lizard People Against Demon Sheep

FTW!!!

Jukesgrrl February 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm

[re=507728]ioksotot23[/re]: Is that going to be the next Minnesota senatorial campaign?

betterDeadThanRed February 4, 2010 at 3:33 pm

[re=507674]PJ[/re]:
Fiorino gave it a good try but she doesn’t have Michell’s crazy-eyed look down. Crazy Bachmann Overdrive is still my favorite.

Ducksworthy February 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm

[re=507782]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: And Fiorino is way behind Bachmannnn in the weird and crazy statements department. Those of us in the frozen north remember when Michellle made a name for herself by being outraged by lesbians in the women’s bathroom at the state capitol. Or at least so she claimed.

problemwithcaring February 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

[re=507659]Come here a minute[/re]: Win.

lochnessmonster February 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm

The only thing sheep are good for is eating…lamb chops are the best. The wool makes me itch.

Lascauxcaveman February 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm

[re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I went to DeVore’s website, saw his photo, and for some reason now I have an overwhelming urge to buy a pair of shoes from him.

Allyson February 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm

[re=508053]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Really? Because he looks exactly like a used car salesman to me…
But after seeing the “Chat with Chuck” section of the website, I’ll never be able to see a Charles Schwab ad without recoiling in horror…or ROTFLMAO, depending on whether we Californians have the good sense not to vote for this lemon.

Alexander the Large February 4, 2010 at 8:29 pm

The use of comic sans typeface in this day and age is completely unacceptable, I expect this Mr. DeVore to issue a full retraction and apology post-haste

zooses February 4, 2010 at 9:12 pm

As far as I can tell no one’s mentioned it yet, but the Demon Sheeple auteur is Fred Davis of Strategic Perceptions, crazy Sen. Inhofe’s nephew.

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