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Additional California Senate Candidate Comes Out Against Sheep And Also Carly Fiorina


Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore.

Half of his platform appears to be nothing more than a promise, to no one, that his campaign is a “demon sheep free-zone,” while the other half is a pledge to forgo “silly slogans.” Please donate your “Twitter ID” to this man immediately, so he can win. [Thank you, commenter "Voyou Charmant"]

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46 comments

  1. Red Zeppelin

    Obviously, we need more sheep, demon or otherwise, more sheep fucking, more sheep jokes (“they don’t so much fly as plummet”), rather than less.

  2. SayItWithWookies

    For a moment there I was afraid this election would deteriorate into the candidates batting mindless inanities back and forth. Mercifully, it’s only just now rising to that level.

  3. give us a bob

    [re=507613]magic titty[/re]: Best acronym ever would be to expand this name of that town in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

    Anyone wanna give it a shot?

  4. martinette

    [re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Yeah but California has six times more sheeple. On a per capita basis, Minnesota is comfortably ahead.

  5. Berkeley Bear

    You know Babs Boxer’s staff is building a clip file of all this stuff and just giggling hysterically.

    Oddly, enough, though, it’s the GOP candidates for governor that are worried about each other’s mental condition and reporting stuff to the FBI.

  6. Berkeley Bear

    DeVore is the guy with no money in a knife fight between Fiorina and Campbell for who can throw the most cash in a hole.

  7. PJ

    [re=507619]DemmeFatale[/re]: Here in Minnesota, we knit with yarn from demon sheep and think nothing of it.

    Back at you.

  8. letmetellyou

    [re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I really like the title of his family picture. “The Chuck Devore Family.” They are *the* source for all things Chuck Devore Family related.

  9. DoktorZoom

    [re=507694]DoktorZoom[/re]: Well, hell. May as well go FULL FUCKING RETARDED with my avatar. Zippy will return at the end of the current crisis.

  10. betterDeadThanRed

    [re=507674]PJ[/re]:
    Fiorino gave it a good try but she doesn’t have Michell’s crazy-eyed look down. Crazy Bachmann Overdrive is still my favorite.

  11. Ducksworthy

    [re=507782]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: And Fiorino is way behind Bachmannnn in the weird and crazy statements department. Those of us in the frozen north remember when Michellle made a name for herself by being outraged by lesbians in the women’s bathroom at the state capitol. Or at least so she claimed.

  12. lochnessmonster

    The only thing sheep are good for is eating…lamb chops are the best. The wool makes me itch.

  13. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=507618]ShamWow[/re]: I went to DeVore’s website, saw his photo, and for some reason now I have an overwhelming urge to buy a pair of shoes from him.

  14. Allyson

    [re=508053]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Really? Because he looks exactly like a used car salesman to me…
    But after seeing the “Chat with Chuck” section of the website, I’ll never be able to see a Charles Schwab ad without recoiling in horror…or ROTFLMAO, depending on whether we Californians have the good sense not to vote for this lemon.

  15. Alexander the Large

    The use of comic sans typeface in this day and age is completely unacceptable, I expect this Mr. DeVore to issue a full retraction and apology post-haste

  16. zooses

    As far as I can tell no one’s mentioned it yet, but the Demon Sheeple auteur is Fred Davis of Strategic Perceptions, crazy Sen. Inhofe’s nephew.

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