DEMON GIFS  11:52 am February 4, 2010

2:26: Never Forget

by Juli Weiner


So it turns out Tom Campbell was what was behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive. Anyway, you can blame your nightmares on tipster “John G.”

 

Hola wonkerados.

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blinky_twinkie February 4, 2010 at 11:55 am

Jesus H. Christ…

memzilla February 4, 2010 at 11:57 am

Run! It’s the FCINO Merino!

Potater February 4, 2010 at 11:59 am

Thanks, Juli, I was looking for an excuse to soil myself in the computer lab today.

Way Cool Larry February 4, 2010 at 12:04 pm

for an otherwise incredibly cheesy and laughable commercial, that one segment is amazingly creepy!

Voyou Charmant February 4, 2010 at 12:06 pm

OH MY GOD: And now this from the 3rd place candidate in the GOP primary: http://www.demonsheep.org/

Rawstory: “DeVore’s campaign has now created a website for the Society for the Eradication of Demon Sheep from Our Political Discourse, which asks supporters to “pledge your efforts to stop these Jawa-like, Terminator-esque, Demon Sheep from taking over California” and promises “your email will be kept strictly private and never shared with demon sheep.”

Simply amazing.

Come here a minute February 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm

That sheep was in the Wallace & Gromit film. A Close Shave. I’ve got patent pending on that!

progressiveinga February 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Looks like my labradoodle when he’s trying to tree a squirrel. All stealth, focus and menace. Maybe he’s the reincarnation of a state budget director?

american mutt February 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I fucking love that scene in Mullholland Drive. I was both laughing and scared out of my mind.

Mapmonger February 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm

[re=507575]memzilla[/re]: COMEDY GOLD

freakishlystrong February 4, 2010 at 12:10 pm

So this is how “fiscal conservatives” see anyone other than themselves. Wingnuttia is truly a mental illness. Since they’re all so busy denouncing Dubya as being a FCINO,(after inflicting 8 years of him on the rest of us),this kinda works for me.

claytor February 4, 2010 at 12:13 pm

More farm animal political ads!!!

Crank Tango February 4, 2010 at 12:14 pm

[re=507582]Come here a minute[/re]: shawn! (pronounced: shorn!)

american mutt February 4, 2010 at 12:16 pm
SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Pah — in my agripharmaceutical-induced paranoid hallucinations, that thing would only rate a bit part. Oh, speaking of which — if you’re ever at a picnic and the guy who owns the farm you’re at invites you to meet his brahma bull, which is perfectly harmless and friendly even though it weighs as much as a VW Beetle, make sure you’re not wearing a red shirt. Of course you’ll probably forget this until you wake up so bruised the next morning that you can barely move, but you’ll definitely remember it the second time.

V572625694 February 4, 2010 at 12:18 pm

So tipster John G gets five minutes with Intern Riley in a sheep suit, but naked underneath. Sweet! He should also get to use the demon-sheep as his avatar.

JMP February 4, 2010 at 12:19 pm

AHHH! I take back the complaints about the Scott Brown naked pictures; this is worse.

yargisbargis February 4, 2010 at 12:19 pm

So…$15,000 for the regular sheep footage. I estimate at least $40,000 on the sheep laser eyes alone.

geminisunmars February 4, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Orwellian! Animal Farm redux.

DustBowlBlues February 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm

I can tell this is an attack ad, but seriously–is this going to be an internet sensation exclusively? She doesn’t intend to run this on the teevee, surely. She evidently watched this thing and thought, “yeah, this is good. Let’s fun with this,” demonstrating the kind of judgement that got her fired as the first woman CEO of a major company about 15 minutes after the was hired.

I’m in a period of serious insomnia and can’t even sleep during the day and the county road I live on is so deep in mud it will eat my car if I try to leave and I’m in a shitty mood, needless to say and now this:

DEMON SHEEP! The pasture that borders ours is full of SHEEP! Out here all by myself–the emergency vehicles couldn’t even get to me through the mud and slush.

If you never hear from me again, you know what got me.

S.Luggo February 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Why, Lambchop, you’ve changed.

Crank Tango February 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm

[re=507612]S.Luggo[/re]: I believe it’s called “scrapie”

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us February 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm

Dear Wonkette,

Please send 24.83 to my address immediately for the dry cleaning bill from where I shit myself whilst viewing your page. Also, never display this image again.

Thanks,
Carcuntz(tm)-R-Us

magic titty February 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm

Kinda looks like Alf. But I’m not old enough to have seen that show so, nope, probably doesn’t look like Alf.

What’s Alf?

Fnor February 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Although it makes you wonder who in Carlifornia’s campaign staff frequents 4chan.

One something started moving out from behind the pillar, my brain instantly screamed “PEDOBEAR! FLY, YOU FOOLS!”

and then pedobear turned into a giant demon sheep. I’m not sure how I feel about this.

PlanetWingnuta February 4, 2010 at 12:41 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! oh oh…sorry sorry…I thought it was Sarah Palin without her glasses..sorry for the scream …sorry.. Whew!

Flanders February 4, 2010 at 12:45 pm

[re=507610]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Hang in there, DBB!

Dumptruck February 4, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Dumptruck February 4, 2010 at 12:54 pm

oh wait… this is great but it needs more retards

Darkness February 4, 2010 at 12:54 pm

[re=507597]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Bulls are color blind. I think you were pwned twice. The farmer and family probably still laughing about it.

Hooray For Anything February 4, 2010 at 1:02 pm

As the rest of the commercial does not include lesbian sex involving Naomi Watts, I’m not sure if “Mullholland Drive” works. I still think it’s more “Wicker Man” than “Mullholland” which is why I wouldn’t be surprised if Campbell finds himself being burned in a ritual sacrifice right before the primaries.

SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 1:11 pm

[re=507650]Darkness[/re]: Well the damn thing passed several other people and came right at me. He only really nuzzled me playfully, but that was plenty. And yes, I’ve heard they’re color-blind — nevertheless, don’t wear red.

SmutBoffin February 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm

If I watch this GIF one more time my soul will die.

Shit. There it goes. On the bright side, I can now apply for lobbying jobs.

Buttery1000 February 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm

This clip reminds me that, when I was in college, a girl once told me during a dinner date that a sheep’s genitalia has the closest resemblance “feelingwise” to the vagina. Today I still wonder how she came about this information and, more importantly, why she told me that. Anyway, the clip is creepy tits.

vladster February 4, 2010 at 1:28 pm

No wonder HP canned her.

Monsieur Grumpe February 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm

[re=507602]geminisunmars[/re]:
With friggin lazers!

doxastic February 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm

[re=507600]JMP[/re]: Surely someone with animation skills can make a similar close-up racing from Senator ClothingOptional to his pubes. Then we would have a better ground for comparison.

coolcatdaddy February 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Eghads. I haven’t seen eyes like that since the last time I saw Condi Rice on the tee-vee.

Mumbletypeg February 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm

[re=507681]coolcatdaddy[/re]: I got more of a Star Wars all-star vibe. Liken unto Jawa, blending in some Darth Maul, with a little Donnie Darko thrown in for the psycho-furry effect.

skov February 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

Is it the same John G. that Guy Pearce is trying to kill in Memento? Seeing a #demonsheep would cause me to lose my memory too.

steverino247 February 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Four legs good, two legs better, two legs with shitloads of cash Governor.

El Pinche February 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm

I realize the gif needs crying baby sounds slowed to half-speed.

Is furry Riley coming via UPS or Fedex? My turkey baster and bottle of wesson oil are ready.

Darkness February 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm

[re=507662]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Maybe it was the Oxe Body Spray you were using?

coolcatdaddy February 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Today, we are all sheep.

SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=507713]Darkness[/re]: Sounds like bull to me — though I’m always open to gnu ideas.

norbizness February 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm

But seriously, though, what is the one trick for white teeth, discovered by a mom?

Mad Brahms February 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm

You know, I thought the more times I saw this thing, the last it would disturb me, as I became desensitized to its effects… but no, actually, subsequent viewings have rendered me even more disquieted. Fiornia needs to drop the whole “FCINO” thing, along with all other actual “words”, and simply release a 30 second spot of this sheep with split-second subliminal frames of her opponents names. Instant win, I am convinced.

Jukesgrrl February 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Sheep are going to be very big at the next furry convention.

LOLqat February 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

wonketteers – where the Eff is the blingee of this? i’m busy and unemployed, so someone else do it.

eclecticbrotha February 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm

That looped clip of Baaa-Elzeebub is even more fun when Pink Floyd’s “Sheep” is the soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2DdAczGgY

house of the blue lights February 4, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Okay, I may never sleep again. Thanks Wonkette.

DustBowlBlues February 4, 2010 at 4:33 pm

[re=507796]eclecticbrotha[/re]: I was thinking “Hello, Little Girl,” from Sondheim’s Into The Woods, to add that pedo beat.

Accordion-o-rama February 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

This site is getting way to sexy.

NopantsMcGee February 5, 2010 at 9:31 am

Jesus, Wonkette. That’s pretty goddamn scary.

Of course I just watched Paranormal Activities or whateverthehell it’s called , so I’m a little sensitive to scary stuff.

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