WAIT WHAT?  11:32 am February 4, 2010

The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now

by Juli Weiner


Okay so a gloss to yesterday’s masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep’s eyes-colored eyes, those were “Carly Fiorina & Co.” stand-ins. (The same ones who were tricked by the child actor playing covert sheep devil Tom Campbell.) In other words, Carly Fiorina wants people to think “Carly Fiorina!” when they remember all the naive slaughtered sheep. So really, it’s possible that Carly Fiorina doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video in an entirely different way that everyone else doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video. [Twitter]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 12 comments }

Hedley Lamar February 4, 2010 at 11:34 am

She’s on a different plane than the rest of us. Me, I’m just jonesin’ for mint jelly.

SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 11:41 am

“Some call them a herd of instinct-driven domesticated cud-chewers who will blindly follow their leader, even to their inevitable doom. I call them my base.”

Monsieur Grumpe February 4, 2010 at 11:45 am

I’m beginning to see why she no longer works at HP.

magic titty February 4, 2010 at 11:52 am

Juli’s post was almost as confusing as the video.

(In a good way.)

JMP February 4, 2010 at 11:54 am

If she goes up against Jerry Brown it may actually be hard to tell which one of them was enough of a stoner to earn the nickname “Moonbeam”.

Downtheroadapiece February 4, 2010 at 11:56 am

Nice spin. “Heheh, I meant to do that!” Who is her PR person? Peewee Herman?

Downtheroadapiece February 4, 2010 at 11:58 am

[re=507570]JMP[/re]: Moonbeam’s going for Guv. This is for Boxer’s senate seat. But don’t fret, as I’m sure the Guv race in Cali will offer up even more insanity! Good for new Wonkette posts, soul sucking annoyance for us voters in the the Golden State.

artpepper February 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Tom Campbell is a sheep fucker and Fiorina is the sheep? (v/o: “PURITY”)

WadISay February 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm

[re=507554]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: This also explains my fucking DeskJet 4100 POS.

populucious February 4, 2010 at 12:45 pm

After watching the ad, it did seem clear to me that the message was DO elect sheep to political office, but DON’T elect demons disguised as sheep. As messages go, it’s definitely out of the box thinking.

Berkeley Bear February 4, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Today, we are all sheep raped by demons in sheep’s clothing. Baaa!

betterDeadThanRed February 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Is she the sheep on the railroad track? MOO!

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