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The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now

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Okay so a gloss to yesterday’s masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep’s eyes-colored eyes, those were “Carly Fiorina & Co.” stand-ins. (The same ones who were tricked by the child actor playing covert sheep devil Tom Campbell.) In other words, Carly Fiorina wants people to think “Carly Fiorina!” when they remember all the naive slaughtered sheep. So really, it’s possible that Carly Fiorina doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video in an entirely different way that everyone else doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video. [Twitter]

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Juli Weiner was Wonkette's beloved intern and books columnist and then morning editor until she was hired away by Vanity Fair in 2010.

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  • Hedley Lamar

    She’s on a different plane than the rest of us. Me, I’m just jonesin’ for mint jelly.

  • SayItWithWookies

    “Some call them a herd of instinct-driven domesticated cud-chewers who will blindly follow their leader, even to their inevitable doom. I call them my base.”

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    I’m beginning to see why she no longer works at HP.

  • magic titty

    Juli’s post was almost as confusing as the video.

    (In a good way.)

  • JMP

    If she goes up against Jerry Brown it may actually be hard to tell which one of them was enough of a stoner to earn the nickname “Moonbeam”.

  • Downtheroadapiece

    Nice spin. “Heheh, I meant to do that!” Who is her PR person? Peewee Herman?

  • Downtheroadapiece

    [re=507570]JMP[/re]: Moonbeam’s going for Guv. This is for Boxer’s senate seat. But don’t fret, as I’m sure the Guv race in Cali will offer up even more insanity! Good for new Wonkette posts, soul sucking annoyance for us voters in the the Golden State.

  • artpepper

    Tom Campbell is a sheep fucker and Fiorina is the sheep? (v/o: “PURITY”)

  • WadISay

    [re=507554]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: This also explains my fucking DeskJet 4100 POS.

  • populucious

    After watching the ad, it did seem clear to me that the message was DO elect sheep to political office, but DON’T elect demons disguised as sheep. As messages go, it’s definitely out of the box thinking.

  • Berkeley Bear

    Today, we are all sheep raped by demons in sheep’s clothing. Baaa!

  • betterDeadThanRed

    Is she the sheep on the railroad track? MOO!