OUR GENERATION'S EDWARD MURROW  10:43 am February 4, 2010

Do Not Miss The Teevee Spinoff Of Meghan McCain’s Twitter

by Juli Weiner


America’s #1 internationally famous web-only human being Meg McCabe will be hosting The View today, widely considered to be the Oscars and Grammys combined of February 4th. Anyone remember if this show is live? Anyone think Googling would be “worth it”? [Twitter]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 46 comments }

hedgehog February 4, 2010 at 10:47 am

Meg should have promised lesbian sex with Elisabeth Hasselbeck if she wanted viewers.

TGY February 4, 2010 at 10:48 am

No doubt due to latent dyslexia, I read that as ‘watch me in the dressing room’.

V572625694 February 4, 2010 at 10:52 am

[re=507498]TGY[/re]: Maybe all dyslexia is really just wishful thinking.

Nappied Hypotenuse February 4, 2010 at 10:55 am

“Let’s do thing!” Yes, let’s!

JMP February 4, 2010 at 10:57 am

She’ll be there there to make Hasselbeck look intelligent by comparison.

Norbert February 4, 2010 at 10:59 am

Will she be reviewing that Andy Warhol book? I might tune in for that.

[re=507498]TGY[/re]: That’s what I saw too; today we are all dyslexic

rmontcal February 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

[re=507498]TGY[/re]: I did the same thing. Damn that cheap wine.

freakishlystrong February 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

IF YOU’VE GOT SOUL LET THE WORLD KNOW!

You hear that Steele, do ya? Whoop!

Mr Blifil February 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

Hey, I remember “back in the day” somebody who had so much soul, he voted against the MLK Day holiday and the 1990 Civil Rights act. GO ON GIRL WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

Mustang February 4, 2010 at 11:02 am

WHOOP!!

Monsieur Grumpe February 4, 2010 at 11:03 am

XOXO this Meg

(|)

magic titty February 4, 2010 at 11:07 am

( . ) ( . )

Let’s Do Thing!

bfstevie February 4, 2010 at 11:08 am

Hokey smokes! Whoopi just was completely accurate about Walnuts’ dodgy, flip-floppy history on the gehz in the military. Apparently she has no desire to be on cable television news. Where do they come off giving us actual facts? Somewhere Roger Ailes is weeping in a corner.

Later today Anderson Cooper and Sanjay Gupta will do cleft palate surgery on a Haitian child trapped under a pile of rubble, and then all will be well with the world again.

SayItWithWookies February 4, 2010 at 11:09 am

I’d love to hear Meghan discuss the issues of the day in the overly general terms used by people who don’t have a real grasp of what they’re talking about. There just aren’t enough semi-informed people who feel free to express their opinions anymore.

Barrett808 February 4, 2010 at 11:13 am

Wife: SC gov didn’t want fidelity in marriage vows

That’s like Ricky Gervais-level douchebaggery.

ForTheTurnstiles February 4, 2010 at 11:15 am

For all that, Meg McCabe is my favorite contemporary Republican (where “favorite” means “least contemptible”). She’s surely the most honest of the bunch.

ForTheTurnstiles February 4, 2010 at 11:15 am

[re=507524]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: And she fucking graduated from fucking Columbia.

zombiedaddy February 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

[re=507525]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: let’s not forget teh boobies!

JMP February 4, 2010 at 11:21 am

[re=507498]TGY[/re]: I figured “let it go and feel the flow” meant she’s hosting braless.

Buzz Feedback February 4, 2010 at 11:30 am

Fukk this trollop how about some Buttersick posts?

chaste everywhere February 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

[re=507517]magic titty[/re]: Are they THAT big? (Or are those your/my/anyone’s eyes on viewing them for the first time?)

Hedley Lamar February 4, 2010 at 11:33 am

[re=507525]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Columbia School of Broadcasting?

x111e7thst February 4, 2010 at 11:33 am

[re=507530]JMP[/re]: If Obama was really serious about restoring bi-partisanship and civility to public discourse he would definitely urge her to do this thing.

Oldskool February 4, 2010 at 11:34 am

She looks good this morning. Next Christmas I’m sending her a drawing of half my wee-wee.

Scruffy_The_Janitor February 4, 2010 at 11:36 am

cant wait to see Whoopi & Megs singing their version of Ebony & Ivory….

JMP February 4, 2010 at 11:38 am

[re=507525]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: And I’m sure she got in purely based on her own intellect, just like how Bush got into Yale and Harvard B-school.

Scruffy_The_Janitor February 4, 2010 at 11:40 am

Thank God the view is not filmed near my house or I’d be out stalking Megs rights now.

Gorillionaire February 4, 2010 at 11:41 am

Wasn’t Sarah Silverman supposed to be a guest today? I still have a job and can not watch tv.

TeddyKGB February 4, 2010 at 11:46 am

So is she replacing the other conservative bag of tits for the day, or are they double-dildoing it?

ForTheTurnstiles February 4, 2010 at 11:48 am

[re=507549]JMP[/re]: And you know who else graduated from Columbia and suffers from serious daddy issues…

My broader and snarkless point put more directly: would you rather endure an hour trapped in an elevator with Meghan McCain or with, well, any other nationally-recognizable Republican? If you’re a straight guy, disregard the boobies for the purposes of this thought experiment.

Buttery1000 February 4, 2010 at 11:49 am

What can Meghan do now to compete with Scott Brown’s daughters? Maybe detail her sex life (or lack thereof) or make up an eating disorder.

magic titty February 4, 2010 at 11:53 am

[re=507541]chaste everywhere[/re]: Oh, they’re bigger than that. Like, WAY.

WHOOP!

chaste everywhere February 4, 2010 at 11:57 am

[re=507567]magic titty[/re]: Spoken like the voice of experience.

Jim89048 February 4, 2010 at 12:12 pm

[re=507563]Buttery1000[/re]: Needs a seashell bra, obvs.

Gorillionaire February 4, 2010 at 12:12 pm

[re=507562]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Meg would just spend the entire time tweeting about her experience on the elevator.

Terry February 4, 2010 at 12:20 pm

[re=507521]Barrett808[/re]:

“Wife: SC gov didn’t want fidelity in marriage vows

That’s like Ricky Gervais-level douchebaggery.”

You know, that should have been a clue. A big frickin clue.

lawrenceofthedesert February 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm

[re=507552]Gorillionaire[/re]: Sarah was on Letterman last night; she’s out pushing her series and no doubt hitting all the shows. Dressed up for Dave, but looked like a caged animal in the chair, she was so constrained by the setting. I didn’t get the feeling they were mutual fans. As for not being able to see daytime t.v. because of work: it’s a blessing, not a curse.

gurukalehuru February 4, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Let’s do thing. Let’s do thing long time.

BeWoot February 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

[re=507562]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: If I get to beat ‘em like a rented mule, I’d like an hour in an elevator with Mitch McConnell. If it’s just for conversation, I’m gonna hold out for Abe Lincoln.

Flanders February 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm

[re=507603]Terry[/re]: Don’t hold it against her. Most of us have first marriages that had clues popping out all over the place, but for love or romance or whatever, figured that everything was gonna work out just fine and we would live happily ever after.

Accordion-o-rama February 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=507603]Terry[/re]: Lyin’ to Jeebus is the one line ol’ Appalachian Trail ain’t willin’ to cross.

One the other hand, ole wifey and everyone else in Virginia can suck it.

Jukesgrrl February 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm

[re=507540]Buzz Feedback[/re]: “Fukk this trollop how about some Buttersick posts?”
Check out HuffPost, they’re covering PandaPsychosis. Sample quotation from a meltdown victim, “Tai sparkles with joy, he brings out that inner essence in you that you’re sometimes not aware of.” I don’t even feel that way about my boyfriend.

DangerousLiberal February 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm

[re=507506]Norbert[/re]: Yes, yes and yes. If she brought her rack with her, it’s time to check the TiVo.

Long Form Def Certificate February 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm

[re=507563]Buttery1000[/re]: I will be pitching her on “doing” me on the Playboy Channel as Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming. Surely, my schlong & her titties should draw more interest than sexagenarian paedophile Pete Townsend & his “windmill”.

Quasi February 4, 2010 at 10:15 pm

Once you’ve read the Twitter, you want to see the the Twit.

lulzmonger February 4, 2010 at 11:10 pm

If it came down to “The View” versus “The Surgery Channel” I’d have to think about it – & I’m pretty squeamish.

Let’s not do thing & say we did.

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