- Clarence Thomas skipped the State of the Union so he could sit on his sofa and soak his feet in a bucket of “self-loathing black man.” [Weekly Standard]
- Most Improved Wino Nancy Pelosi spent 100,000 smackaroos (USD) on vodka nips and airplane pretzels. [RedState]
- We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, and we shall fight on the Moon. We will fight on the internets, also. [The Caucus]
- Two old timers on the Supreme Court will be violently assassinated by Obama’s Sandinista lawyers! K-Lo fears for you, Alito! [The Corner]
- Why won’t Sarah Palin ask Rush Limbaugh to host a retard summit? [Think Progress]
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“Tard” is the new retard. http://tiny.cc/qdf3q
I heard we’re not supposed to say retard anymore. I think the new word is cretin, or maybe imbecile.
[re=508018]Humpback[/re]:
Someone told me the new word was “Trig”. If it’s OK for Sarah Palin, it’s OK for me.
“Where ma retard baby at?”
So what you’re saying is we need to create an internet army out of Americans who customarily use this mighty series of tubes as a means of access to pr0n, pictures of cats and Star Wars fan fiction.
This will end well.
At first I thought she write”as long as Thomas and Scalia don’t get married” and I immediately thought it would be such a good idea, what with the multiple symbolism, etc.
We will lose this cyber war if China is the enemy. Do the math, x percentage of a given population is super duper smart, their percentage will always be bigger unless we too start procreating like uh fruit flies or ants.
Anyone willing to put up with the FedGov’s incredibly annoying hiring process and work environment is unlikely to be worth much as a computer security boffin.
Uncle Tom is still ok, though?
Clarence Thomas on why he doesn’t go to the SOTU:
“I don’t go because it has become so partisan,” he said, “and it’s very uncomfortable for a judge to sit there. There’s a lot that you don’t hear on TV: The catcalls, the whooping and hollering and under-the-breath comments. One of the consequences is now the court becomes part of the conversation, if you want to call it that, in the speeches. It’s just an example of why I don’t go.”
(That and the fact that all the catcalls, the whooping and hollering and under-the-breath comments are undoutedly aimed his way, by Ms. Justice Ginsberg.)
“Even if he is mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they, and a little chance?” Roman Hruska
Even though this pitiful bastard would have to work to be mediocre he exceeds all standards for being a DICK.
[re=508018]Humpback[/re]: I’m down with that.
Self-loathing black man is the new Self-hating Jew.
Limbaugh already hosts a retard summit from noon to 3 PM Eastern, Monday through Friday.
Snowgrifter’s tepid response to Limbombastic boils down to this: our word against their “r” word.
[re=508032]Pithaughn[/re]: Likewise, a certain x percent of the population will be retarded. Is this what the mentally challenged Palin meant when she said “We need more Trigs, not less”?
Fuck Nancy Pelosi with a forked stick.
[re=508043]chaste everywhere[/re]: Might Woody Allen finally understand Afro-American concerns?
/ONION AV CLUB’D
Don’t you mean “Sandinista! lawyers”?
[re=508061]plowman[/re]: What I was wondering was that Pelosi can’t we the only one who does or has done this. Somebody at Kos, etc should go look up what GOP Senators or House reps have spent on travel.
Has political correctness actually come to this? The “r-word”? Really?
What’s next?
The “d-word” when depressives get out of bed long enough to complain; and
The “b-word” when bi polars figure their shit out long enough to complain.
[re=508072]tootsieroll[/re]: They’re all guilty to some extent but some just take it to the limit and, through this wreched excess and the usual hubris, become hobgoblins to the opposition. Then any chance of compromise and deal-making goes out the window because of all the screeching & territorial pissings and then we’re ALL screwed. Much like the present.
Retrig.
[re=508023]Citizen Kang[/re]: that’s Tri-G, if you please
“Speaker Pelosi has a history of wasting taxpayer funds with her boorish demands for military travel.”
Uhm, actually, I recall the first time the GOP whined about this and that it was the Dennis Hastert and the Sergeant at Arms’ “boorish demands” for keeping easier watch on the third in line for the presidency than anything Pelosi requested.
And more on why Judicial Watch is full of shit (again):
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201002010038
[re=508081]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]:
I kinda like mentally arthritic or genetic anomaly. Either will cause a lengthy pause for processing.
Oh, god. Are they back to the Nancy Pelosi military jet thing again?
Yesterday’s news.
OT but I just received a Twit from Megs McCain.
Here it is, verbatim:
“What is the demon sheep that everyone is talking about?”
[re=508081]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: As a bi-polar, depressed straight male, I would prefer to be
called BDSM. Oh, wait.
[re=508097]glamourdammerung[/re]: They have a history of digging up dead memes, tricking them out in a new costume and parading them around a bit. Hell, in Texas the state schoolbook inquisitors are hooking alligator clips to the corpse of Joe McCarthy’s rotting nipples and praying for lightning. Today I heard Sean Assity talking about how history was already starting to show that Dubya was one of great presidents. About a year ago someone (George Will?) dragged out the Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown brouhaha and retroactively declared ol’ DQ the winner. The necrophilic fetishizing of Republican failure is a strange and wondrous thing, binding them through the ages with a shared commitment to keep repeating the same old dismal shit until people get so tired of it they stop arguing. And that is how truth is created.
[re=508104]hockeymom[/re]:
OT but I just received a Twit from Megs McCain.
Here it is, verbatim:
“What is the demon sheep that everyone is talking about?”
Tell her you will show her if she shows you her breasts.
In polite society, you spell it out as you speak: R-E-T-A-R-D. That way the special angels won’t ever know you’re calling them retards. This is also a way around the r-word pledge.
[re=508023]Citizen Kang[/re]: One of the troll-bashing comments on ThinkProgress caught my eye:
“” – – The medical term for Down Syndrome is Trisomy-21 or Trisomy-g. It is often shortened in medical slang to Tri-g.
Is it not perfectly possible that the very name given to this poor child, being reared by Bristol, is another form of mockery of his condition, along with the “retarded baby” tag? And does the way in which this poor child was hauled around the country on a book tour, being dragged out in front of flash photographs in the middle of the night, barely clothed, suggest someone who actually cares for children with special needs, or rather sees them as a way to keep the spotlight on her?”"
By Cthulu’s Tentacle, I wish I’d said that!
[re=508115]Dean Booth[/re]: I prefer Tea-tard… and I’m nicking that one, mate!
btw – anyone read about Bible Spice’s tax cheating?
http://www.themudflats.net/2010/02/03/the-envelope-please/
[re=508121]Bearbloke[/re]: I caught that too — but someone later replied that it’s actually called Trisomy-21 but had never heard it called Trisomy-G. Not to kill a good buzz, but it’s also something the you-know-whats’ll just fix on if they see it.
Assassination of Samuel Alito by Sandinistas? I don’t know what to say. Is this more “hope” or “change”? Because both seem to apply, provided they actually get it done.
[re=508126]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Trisomy-G”…
http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec23/ch266/ch266b.html
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1469122/
[re=508141]Bearbloke[/re]: Oh my — I was willing to brush that idea off just because it seemed too awful to name your kid after what he had. But wow. I guess Bristol’s just lucky she wasn’t named EZ Bake Oven.
Refreshingly antediluvian? One of those words, dear Weekly Standard, does not mean what you think it means.
Roughly to the tune of “Love Was Made For Me and You”
R is for the Republican politicians
E is for their egregious social positions
T is for the terror, makes them shit their underwear
T’s for Trig and Teabaggers, too
A is for America, and for kicking Ass
R is for Rush Limbaugh, the great big bag of gas
D is for Matt Drudge who’s spreading lies and packing fudge
That spells retard – and yes, that does mean you
[re=508097]glamourdammerung[/re]: [re=508102]desertwind[/re]: So if happened in the past it doesn’t matter when it happens again? If she were a righty you’d call that a ‘pattern of abuse’… Pelosi loves to live large and then stonewall, that makes the bitch part of the problem. Here’s Jack Cafferty laying it out about this “horrible woman”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=A6_xgKWzhRw
[re=508150]gurukalehuru[/re]: That misspells retard?
[re=508141]Bearbloke[/re]: Absolutely correct about the Trisonomy G. Not so right about the “It is often shortened in medical slang to Tri-g.” I hate it when our side overplays the perfectly good hands we’re dealt.
Sarah doesn’t have time right now to harass Limbaugh as she’s too busy swimming for her life to get away from Chris Wallace, whose leg the Governor unfortunately bit off a while back.
[re=508157]plowman[/re]: You do not appear to read very well. Try re-reading the comments you replied to again and let us know if you are still confused.
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