It’s even more fun when he yells at the Senate, and its Democrats! We’re sure Fox showed all of this one. However: no one is allowed to watch Fox anymore! Or CNN, or MSNBC. (Ha ha thank god he called out MSNBC by name; hilarious defensive Keith Olbermann Special Comment in 3…2…1…) Also, he says, turn off the blogs. Well, you heard the man, get out of here. NAVIGATE AWAY. What are you still doing here? Turn off this blog. Go away. [YouTube]
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And go back to the real world?????
I could sooner asphyxiate myself.
But I’m waiting for my Pepsi.
Does this mean David Plouffe will stop emailing me every day
whoa whoa thats just crazy talk…where am I supposed to get my porn..er.*cough*.Fox news?
Wonkette, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.
Hey, I’ll be talking to real folks out there; i.e., at the bar; but it’s not Happy Hour yet. Give it time!
Sorry. Don’t want to deal with the retards.
As much as Preznit Barry makes a point, but where are those blogs that are praising the “centrist” Demrats “centrism” aka cowardice on HC?
Mr. Gorbachev, shut down this blog.
You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go!
It feels so 80′s
Or early 90′s
To be political
Where are my friends?
(Get off the internet!)
For God’s sake, Joel, do what he says and get off the blog.
Democrats will have to brush up on their eubonics when the peoples axe them questions.
queue mental image of entire senate poking at computer screen with index finger looking for ‘off’ switch.
Telling politicians to quit talking about politics is like telling sex addicts to quit masturbating. And by the way, HuffPo has a really fascinating article about 7 things women do to make their vadges more appealing. What a fine piece of journalism that site is!
I hope he made an exception for his own White House blog!
what will olbermann jerk off to now that he has been spurned?
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don’t turn it off. It wasn’t my war. You asked me, I didn’t ask you!
Obama apparently has never met or smelled a real person before. Swing voters look like gorillas and smell like cabbage and swamp ass.
[re=506793]Rumproast[/re]: Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please!
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me!
JUST A PEPSI!!
“It’s not about politics”
Woa…maybe this fucker is from Nigeria….
[re=506823]WankerOnWonkette[/re]: Are you kidding me?
Olbermann is going to spurn jerk to this shit so hard his next “Special Comment” will be nothing but “*FAP FAP FAP FAP*”!
[re=506815]V572625694[/re]: Fuck, noone ever did anything to their vadge to make it attractive for me, I can tell you that. Oh, the 70s, you never saw a vadge, back in my day, unless you brought a machete and a miner’s headlamp to the party. It was there, you could sorta figure it out, like brail, but the idea of someone primping their vadge for ya, oh, I can only imagine. And then there is that state known as wedded bliss, a ring means never having to worry about vaginal aesthetics, apparently.
What about porn? Is porn still O.K.?
[re=506841]Prommie[/re]: Valentine’s Day is near. Think about getting her one of these.
Everyone has to get off the internet? This is going to be a boon for AOL.
Yeah, he needs to specify what he means by blogs. I’m guessing Kos or HuffPo are bad (except for stories about vaginal aeshetics) but what about Deadspin or Oh No They Didn’t? How will Diane Feinstein be able to chat online about Twilight? How is Joe Lieberman going to continuously post his profile on “Hot or Not?” Where will Kirstin Gillibrand go to make her life feel better by catching up to the latest doings of Harold Ford?
[re=506814]ladymacbeth[/re]: Hmm… where’s the “any” key?
He’s so damned…reasonable.
[re=506871]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Will Barack at least let America’s housewives get their daily fix of cats and babies acting cute with “funny” captions?
For a moment there, I actually forgot Chris Matthews was white.
[re=506828]Extemporanus[/re]: hey, OT, but everything cool with you and the wife?
I just wanted to check in to see if you guys were here.
[re=506806]x111e7thst[/re]: Aw ya beat me to it.
Yes, we could “turn off the blogs”. Or Obama could do what we elected his goofy ass to do.
[re=506841]Prommie[/re]: I am so old: I remember when vadges were attractive because they were vadges.
[re=506901]Flanders[/re]: Let’s just say that I’m currently the blog in the relationship.
(And apologies once again for whiskey-shitting on everyone’s fucking ball drop.)
“If everybody here turned off your CNN, your Fox, just turn off the TV, MSNBC, ….”
No one puts Roger Ailes in a corner. Literally.
Sorry, Barry said I can’t play with you retards anymore.
[re=506823]WankerOnWonkette[/re]: What will KO jack off to? Billo, of course…ever wonder why he is so obsessed with The Factor?
[re=506871]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Did you see the Deadspin Up! All Nite post? I think mocking the mid-90s Bulls white front-court is going to earn the enmity of Obie. White? That’s like half of him!
Basketball, also.
[re=507059]Extemporanus[/re]: I think that is “good”. I feel your pain, having experienced something similar this past week. Sorry for the snark-free, but you are one of my favorite manics ever.
[re=507027]IgnatiusReilly[/re]: And now there’s vaj makeup: uh, yeah
[re=507272]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Nope, I use my vadge to make up way too much already.
[re=507267]the problem child[/re]: Coming from a Wonktard like you, those comments are truly appreciated. Thank you.
We’ll either work things out, or I’ll make the front page of Wonkette via the 5 o’clock news. I hope you manage to do the same (the former, not the latter…mostly.)
Until then, wanna make out?
[re=507027]IgnatiusReilly[/re]: Until that A href=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3vrftIfNOY0/SbxnOlxDH8I/AAAAAAAAAHM/tJFbhz-ggcE/s1600-h/sasquatch.jpg”>that ONE time…
CRAP! This one.
[re=507323]Extemporanus[/re]: Slurp.
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