Monstrous hypertension record-setter Rahm Emanuel has A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING HOST THIS FUCKING PANSY-ASS ROUNDTABLE SHIT, but he will GET IT OVER WITH and then will you people SHUT THE FUCK UP FINALLY. Apparently apologizing for a PRIVATE FUCKING REMARK wasn’t good enough for the FUCKING SHRIVERS and now what, he has to KISS SOME SHRIVER’S ASSHOLE and host a DELEGATION ARE YOU SERIOUS JESUS CHRIST OF FUCKING R–… WHATEVER YOU FUCKING CALL THEM… AT THE WHITE HOUSE, are you SERIOUS? FINE, let’s just FUCKING DO THIS…
You want a panel FINE HERE’S YOUR FUCKING PANEL:
Washington Wire reported earlier today that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel privately apologized last week to the Special Olympics after the Journal reported that he used the word “retarded” in a derogatory manner.
But advocates for people with disabilities didn’t think that apology, coming in a phone call to Special Olympics head Tim Shriver, was enough.
Now, Emanuel is taking his contrition one step farther – hosting a delegation of advocates, including two people with mental disabilities, at the White House.
A statement from the Special Olympics issued late Tuesday described the session as a “face-to-face discussion with Rahm Emanuel about the suffering and pain of people with intellectual disabilities that is perpetuated by the use of the terms ‘retard’ and ‘retarded’ as well as the damage that can be done by the casual use of the R-word – even if it is not directed toward people with intellectual disabilities.”
THERE anything else? IS THERE ANYFUCKINGTHING FUCKING ELSE YOU FUCKING WANT Rahm to do, or can you FUCK OFF already?
The release said that the group will ask Emanuel to take “he R-word pledge at www.r-word.org and to join in the March 3, 2010 Spread the Word to End the Word campaign, as well as invite him to be a leader of change surrounding the pervasive and damaging use of the R-word.”
They want Rahm Emanuel to GO TO A FUCKING HYPHENATED FUCKING WEBSITE CALLED R-WORD and TAKE A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER PLEDGE.
FUCKSHITFUCK fine, JESUS FUCK.
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Retard is a dish best served cold.
I think Rahm is less scary when he’s swearing up a blue streak and calling people retarded. It’s when he STOPS calling people fucking retards that we have to start worrying…
Sarah Palin is retarded. Trig has down syndrome. There is a huge difference.
Does he put musTARD on his burgers like Barack?
Maybe if Rham is really really nice they’ll let Obama be in the special olympics bowling even after all.
Yestarday, all my troubles seemed so far away…
OK, so you’re NOT FUCKING RETARDS, you’re MORONS, ALL OF YOU.
Now leave me THE FUCK ALONE (flashes mutilated finger)
He retards the dialogue this country needs to have about the word retarded. Wait, what?
Oh, so that’s why he wasn’t at the Newseum.
i thought Rahm was Jewish. do they say jesus fuck?
just keep him away from http://www.f-word.org
I am sooooo guilty of using the R word. ALL the time. I know it’s not ok, and I should find a more appropriate and less offensive substitue, but I can’t think of one. I must be retarded.
[re=506715]El Kabong[/re]: Who better, really?
The retard advocates have gone full retard.
That’s what (R) stands for?
Oh, RETARD. I was saying RETIRED in a fake Southern drawl.
I think retarded people should TAKE THE WORD BACK! Start using it ALL the time. If anyone says anything, get on their case, saying that YOU can say retarded, because you ARE retarded, but no one else who isn’t retarded can use the word.
Are you serious? I HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH TRIG PALIN??!? FUCK SHIT FUCK PSYCH!!
can we still say ‘fucking morons’? Can we bring back ‘Mongoloid’?
Poor ideas that formed that way due to lack of intellectual/moral rigor are, by definition, retarded. Must we cling to these hyper-PC fuckwads, and all of their retarded ideas? The left’s agenda is clearly retarded by such limitations.
Just callin a spade a spade, also.
Oh great — now Jonah Goldberg’s gonna get all incensed about Rahm using the epithet “motherfucker” all the time.
Please, Tim. Let Rahm run in the 9 1/2 digit race.
[re=506719]Minnie Mean[/re]: my kid sister, in middle school, took up the less offensive term LD (learning disabled) as in “That’s so LD!”. The kids couldn’t figure out why the teachers got so upset.
I think you missed a FUCK in there somewhere.
[re=506712]Dreadful Gate[/re]: Careful now:
“Moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Ancient Greek word μωρός (moros), which meant “dull” (as opposed to “sharp”), and used to describe a person with a mental age located between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale.[4] It was once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, being superior in one degree to “imbecile” (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to “idiot” (IQ of 0-25). The word moron, along with others including “retarded”, “idiotic”, “imbecilic”, “stupid”, and “feeble-minded”, was formerly considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, but it is now deprecated by psychologists.
Hope that clears things up for you dimwits.
“hosting a delegation…including two people with mental disabilities, at the White House.”
No, Larry Summers and Timmy Geithner don’t count.
RRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRR
I know a special ed teacher who uses the term “ree-ree.” Not to their faces.
(A ree-ree is a retard.)
Yes, but when will Rahm apologize to all the motherfuckers and cunts of the world?
[re=506726]badmuthagoose[/re]: retard, please!
Oh and in her case, it skeeves me out, because I think it speaks to her attitude about her students. Which is sad. But normally PC crap is stupid.
[re=506712]Dreadful Gate[/re]: Actually not all morons. A moron is a cut above the imbecile, who in turn is smarter than the idiot.
Good to know they have so much free time to tend to the important things.
[re=506736]V572625694[/re]: And where are footnotes 1 to 3, moran?
Intellectually disabled? Retard, please!
Newell, that is such a fucking win. Every fucking word. Fuck.
I’m sure he has cursed out his dog. Can he do a naked PETA picture too?
Today, we are ALL Rahm Emanuel.
[re=506731]SayItWithWookies[/re]: HA!
I honestly cannot believe that Rahm is going along with this bullshit.
If Rahm really wants to drive those fucking retards at the fucking roundtable crazy, he should tell ‘em both to go sit at the fucking end.
It’ll look like a retarded fucking game of “fuck-fuck-goose”, and he can just fucking bail admidst all the fucking chaos and confusion.
http://www.rwordcounter.org/
They have an “r-word counter” that counts how many times the word is used on other sites. Only 133 for Wonkette. That must be just within the last half hour.
Fuck, this just makes me so fucking tired.
[re=506736]V572625694[/re]: Thanks for the edumacationing, I thought it was from the name of a Mormon Angel
Ok, so I need a PC word I can use instead of retard. How about ‘doofus’? Is that ok?
[re=506712]Dreadful Gate[/re]: Now, that kind of language is very insensitive the world’s morons. After all, it’s not nice to suggest that being a stupid idiot who doesn’t know your ass from a hole the ground is something to be ashamed of.
Please apologize to representatives of the moron community.
[re=506736]V572625694[/re]: Come to think if it, I suspect Goddard cribbed moron from the book of Mormon and dropped the I somewhere.
Yeah, he really shouldn’t have said it. Okay.
I still want to nail him. But what could he possibly do to change that? Nothing.
That’s gay.
[re=506731]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Win.
This is tarded. But only once.
Can’t we just re-power America using Rahm’s angry tirades?
[re=506733]PsycGirl[/re]: [re=506742]badmuthagoose[/re]: When I was a kid, I used to call the retards (rather they were so by birth or by action) in special ed “speds”, as in “Dude, Joey’s a total sped!”
It almost sounded complimentary, which is probably why I got away with it for so long before a teacher finally got wise and fucked up my after school-time for a whole fucking week.
[re=506753]Sharkey[/re]: Even a slow learner would know to look at Wikipedia, and that I was too lazy, like a retard is, to scrub the text before posting it.
[re=506770]Ducksworthy[/re]: Wasn’t that the Angel Moroni, or maybe Boney Maroney?
Today, we are all retards.
Does this mean we have to stop calling Paris Hilton a celebutard? Because that would be fucking retarded!
I used to work for Rahm, and I can say that this pretty much could be a word for word transcript. But he didn’t really yell, he just spoke in regular voice when saying it.
Which, truth be told, was even scarier.
[re=506768]Minnie Mean[/re]: I usually go with “Mac”.
He better not fuck with those two retards to their faces; you tease a fucking retard, and get it mad, they will go all retard on your ass and fuck you up; they have retard-strength.
I haven’t thought of the word retarded as meaning someone with disabilities since I was in elementary school. Can we just accept the meaning that is inherent in the statement “that’s fucking retahded”? Mentally disabled is a completely different phenomenon.
[re=506768]Minnie Mean[/re]: Nope. How about, as was suggested the other day, “special little angel.”
[re=506778]V572625694[/re]: Sorry, I was just looking for an excuse to use “moran”. Can’t believe I was the first.
To make up with the retards (I mean Palin and not the mentally challenged), Rahm should agree to do interviews on FoxNews with the Hannity and Beck who have the Downs and Tourettes .
[re=506746]Crank Tango[/re]: bow
[re=506763]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: 133 does indeed seem like a slow day. My bus rides to grade school usually hit that mark after barely 15 minutes.
C’mon Wonkette. You can do better than the average school bus in dropping the R-word, no?
When will Pennsylvania ban the MOTHERFUCKING “Brake Retarders Prohibited” signs?
…the Ancient Greek word μωρός (moros), which meant “dull” (as opposed to “sharp”)….
I don’t know where you got this horseshit from, but Liddell-Scott’s Greek-English Lexicon says that μωρός meant not only “dull” but “stupid, silly, foolish” and that this was the general meaning of the term.
Έχουμε μια εγκέφαλο,’o μωρός!–which means, Get a brain, moran!
“Sarah and rahm sitting in a tree..T-E-A B-A-G-G-I-N-G”
Buried in here somewhere is actually a good point: it’s a messed up world when “retarded” is the less offensive word than “fucking”.
Don’t any of you feel the least bit bad that Rahm insulted all the half-wits in the world?
I’ve had it with these motherfucking flakes being so motherfucking inane.
Moronic–1) Of, or pertaining to, the angel Moroni. 2) The concept of angels in general.
As for Rahm’s retardation, it’s not like retards are going to vote Democratic any time soon, are they? Retard advocates could do so much better than keep Rahm after school (detention) for calling fellow Dems retarded for not understanding why they need to quit fucking around and pass Obama’s agenda.
What’s next in the PC world? A civil trial? Retards v. Rahm? Will Rahm be found liable by a jury of his dull normal peers?
OK, over to you guys…
[re=506830]Darkness[/re]: inane…
Uh-oh! You said the “I” word! Now you have to apologize to all the inane people.
My friend had a funny thing he did when ever a retarded child would act up in public, say the indoor playground at a Miky D’s. He would pantomime pulling a handgun out , screwing on a silencer, jam a magazine in, pull back the dealy that chambers a round, assume the official FBI stance and take a few shots while making the gunshot w/ silencer sound. Sort of a loud PFFFFT sound. Then there would be a cacophony of jaws hitting the floor. As he was 6′ 2″ 265lbs no one saw fit to confront an obviously deranged bully. I sure do miss him.
[re=506792]FMA[/re]: I like ‘special little angel’ even though it has twice the consonants of ‘retard’ and thus requires more effort on my part. It’s cute and funny. However – this does not solve the problem when not referring to a person. I don’t think “This fucking panel is so special little angeled!” is going to work. Then again, ‘doofus’ doesn’t work there either…
This entire issue is retarded.
I’m pretty sure the word he was looking for was “fucking Palins.” I’m so sorry that reflects badly on Piper, who’s probably been stuck with changing most of the little angel’s diapers in the family she never asked to join anyway.
Let’s just replace every instance of “retarded” with “congressional.”
So, uh, we can all just go back to nicknaming deserving candidates “Aught” and “Zero” and refer to them as good ol’ fashioned “fools”?
Now, Emanuel is taking his contrition one step farther – hosting a delegation of advocates, including two people with mental disabilities, at the White House.
They’re letting Palin and Bachmann into the White House?
A propos of absotively nothing except that everyone else has already said every possible hilarious thing to say: Happy Birthday, Norman Rockwell!
Emanuel’s going along with this because if he doesn’t Axelrod will publish all the shit he’s been hoarding on everyone in Chicago politics for the last 20 years.
Why? Because epilepsy has left Axelrod’s daughter with disability issues, and he wants to stay on the good side of the pain in the ass nun that runs the facility she lives at. Sister Rosemary scares politicians and bigwigs throughout the state, the same way people in India knew to get the fuck out of Mother Teresa’s way.
Bastard in a bustier!
A Dastardly Bustard,
Custer Blustering in a Tardy Custard.
Flame-retardant mushroom stardom,
Striped and Starred in a hearty harp party!
Don Pardo, ardent, parses a tarp!
[re=506768]Minnie Mean[/re]: Drooler?
[re=506731]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And most of the Red States too.
The R-Word’s decision to not actually explain what they mean by the r-word on their r-word pledge site is retarded.
Actually, this is the best news I’ve heard all week.
You know fucking what? The goddammed Republicans have corrupted and bastardized the meaning of Never Forget, and now the n-word with this r-word bullshit. Too many of them are incensed that liberals are treading on their freedoms to discriminate and insult people all over the motherfucking place, but the second a liberal says something they can twist, note I did not say something they were actually offended at, kaboom, the entire country follows the faux outraged leader and blows up.
And fuck Rahm Emanual too for going along with this shit. He should have held a press conference and called Sarah Palin a fucking motherfucking retard for communicating with the world with Facebook ghost-posts. And flipped off the press at half-finger while doing so. Obama would have gained more votes than lost. All the retards who vote are already registered as Republicans already.
Rahm is not very good at his job, is he?
I mean, really — letting things go this far? Letting the “NEWS SUBJECT OF THE DAY” be changed from “Obama kicks Republican ass” to this?
Where’s Mr. Tough Guy?
[re=506911]snideinplainsight[/re]: I vote for Flame-retardant mushroom stardom. And I was wrong (for once): everyone hadn’t already said every possible hilarious thing.
According to the actual story…way, way up there….Rahm got in trouble because he “used the word “retarded” in a derogatory manner.”
What he should have said was “You liberals are fucking retarded — by which I mean God’s gift to the rest of us because of the joy we get from knowing that you will never be any competition for us to get good jobs, parking spaces or women.”
[re=506715]El Kabong[/re]: Yep. My wife’s in The Tribe, and she does.
[re=506781]Rusty Shackleford[/re]: Really. And, WTF, why am I the first to invoke the classic “Paultard”? Maybe it’s fifteen minutes/hours/days/whatever have expired.
for fucking fuck’s sake, what the shit is this fuck show? I mean, can’t a fucking grown fucking man use a goddamned shitty word like “retard” or “retarded” without fucking having to worry the fuck about the fucking retarded Special fucking Olympics getting fucking bent out of goddamned shape? I mean, for fucks sake, it’s a goddmaned fucking word like all the other fucking words and if those retards can’t fucking take it, they should man the fuck up.
All these problems could easily be remedied by the public’s acceptance of the use of the term “dumbfuck”.
[re=506946]desertwind[/re]: VERY interesting point. Given the 6 month lag between the comment and the fauxrage, this has just been sitting waiting to be orchestrated at the best moment, hasn’t it? Palin isn’t only a fucking retard, she’s a fucking tool.
Rahm should move to Iowa. We have the word Retarded in our state laws, and I live a few blocks away from the local Association of Retarded Citizens center. Apparently we just don’t give a fuck about the word here in the midwest – maybe he should have used that as his excuse?
Rahm was using fucking as a verb not an adjective. As an American who fucks, I demand Rahm host a round table with advocates for Americans who fuck, and two fuckers fucking. This is fucking Rahmtarded.
oh yeah:
http://www.rwordcounter.org/spread-the-word-sticker.html?url=http://www.lemonde.fr/cgi-bin/ACHATS/acheter.cgi?offre=ARCHIVES&type_item=ART_ARCH_30J&objet_id=1105118
looks like the rwordcounter is retarded
[re=506909]chaste everywhere[/re]: and Happy Birthday Ayn Rand (belated) oh, and fuck you you fucking retard. (that last part was directed at Ms. Rand not you chaste everywhere)
Is it okay to start substituting ‘r-word’ for ‘Republican’?
[re=507014]Dumptruck[/re]: Seulement un peu tard.
so, can we call this Retard-gate yet? Or is that reserved for the latest O’Keefe incident?
[re=507017]This Cat[/re]: Whew. (Been feeling kinda sensitive lately, so thanks for clarifying.)
Isn’t retarded a word for people who are diagnosed as below a certain IQ?
Is it wrong that I find the thought of a furious, cursing, sweaty Rahm Emmanuel totally hot?
Um, I dunno if you saw Sully’s post on this, but Palin actually named the baby for being retarded. Specifically, the medical term for Down Syndrome is Trisomy-G, which often gets abbreviated as Tri-G. So if her own baby’s name means “retarded,” it’s a bit rich of her to get mad at others . . .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome
Now, Carlos Mencia knows what it’s like to have HIS jokes stolen.
/dee-dee-dee’d
Look, the retards lived in the White House for eight years, and they just wanna hang out there again. Maybe they’ll stop throwing feces around all those subcommittee rooms, just calm down a little, if they get this little tour.
Will everyone on the panel get a medal?
Where’s the “moran” photo? People! People! Could SOMEBODY post the fuckin photo on this website already? Motherfucking bullshit, I tell ya…
[re=507199]Canuck13652[/re]: Sadly, the medical term for Down Syndrome isn’t Trisomy G. It’s Trisomy 21. I so, so wish it were true, but I’m afraid someone at Wikipedia may have been having a little fun.
I asked my genetic counseling colleagues to make absolutely certain, and no one had ever heard the term Trisomy G.
What’s really upsetting about this is that Rahm didn’t use the common portmanteau “libtard”, which means HE’S NOT READING INTERNET COMMENTS.
[re=506736]V572625694[/re]: tl;dnr becuz im a fucking ritard.
[re=506820]Snarko Marx[/re]: No.
What is he’s said Fucking Niggers, or Fucking Homos, or Fucking Dykes, or Fucking Jews, or Fucking Wetbacks, or Fucking Cunts, or maybe Fucking Left-Wing Assholes… The language would be a lot different. Had a Republican / Conservative used this term – You’d have all been demanding their head… Amazing how you lefties love the foul insensitive (contemptuous) remarks of your own but will not tolerate it from someone else! Ramm has to go, and he will – only three years to go.
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