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Terrifyingly angry Internet person Andrew Breitbart went to New Hampshire this weekend! And he talked to some people! Here he is, drinking a glass of iced rubbing alcohol, saying, “So why am I so happy to travel across the country? Because Watergate Jr. imploded.” The crowd erupts in applause — it’s not everyday that rural New Hampshirites get to hear one of them fancy West Coast non-sequiturs. He’s right though! Watergate Jr. did implode, when the police arrested them. [NowHampshire]

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  • Tommmcatt

    Gay, gay, gay, gay gay.

  • Disco

    These are the last days of Disco, baby.

    Fuck you, Breitbart.

  • progressiveinga
  • El Pinche

    Up and coming Breibart sites:

    BigPeople (anti people), BigGod (he hates God now), BigCock (he hates himself for urning for cocks in every manhole), BigTaint (spin off of BigCock)

  • thefrontpage

    Is Breitbart French for Bigfart?

  • thesheriffisnear

    Dude, you are so toast.

  • snideinplainsight

    Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!

  • Way Cool Larry

    [re=505325]Tommmcatt[/re]: omg, totally!

    Why are they applauding this dweeb? Or is it some sort of weird video fakery?

  • Way Cool Larry

    WTF, is he talking about, anyway?

    WHo are the decadent basterds? The media? The bankers?

  • JMP

    “The Last Days of Disco” was a pretty fun movie, but what does that have to do with Breitbart’s underling’s scandal? Maybe he’s comparing O’Keefe to Chris Eigeman; both are smug, annoying assholes, but in Eigeman’s case it’s called acting.

  • SmutBoffin

    [re=505335]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Take your pick! One of the Tenets of Conservatism is that scapegoating doesn’t need to be very specific.

  • Gopherit

    Hey Breitbart, who is fronting for their lawyers? I can’t wait to see your name on an indictment.

  • bitchincamaro

    What the fuck is this lunatic drinking?

  • FMA

    [re=505334]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Really? You think it might have something to do with mentioning “The Last Days of Disco” and using the phrase “going down” in the same incoherent rant?

  • Alexander the Large

    Breitbart is to the mainstream media what punk was to disco: More angry, incoherent and destined to leave everyone involved with him destitute within five years

  • SayItWithWookies

    Furthermore, legal representation for the accused has gone on record stating there were no intentions to bug phones in the Senator’s office.

    That’s the reason people think conservatives have so much integrity — they’re always willing to take the side of the accused. I mean, if you’re accused of a crime and your lawyer says you didn’t do it, that pretty much lets you off the hook, doesn’t it? And if there’s one thing Breitbart and his merry band of leafy-green-tights-clad crusaders fights for every day, it’s the rights of the accused. Truth to Powerrrrrr!

  • smitallica

    Breitbart is easily one of the four most punchable people walking the earth,

  • ManchuCandidate

    Where’s there’s a douchesack, there’s a scandal.

    All it takes one of your boytoys to turn…

  • Crank Tango

    [re=505343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Truth to Powerrrrrr!

    Veri-tittie-ta-tas! er, veritas!

  • Suds McKenzie

    You cant handle the truth – This is Souter Town!

  • SlouchingTowardsWasilla

    The Decadent Bastards would be a good name for… no, wait, actually, it wouldn’t. Maybe a gay band. Adam Lambert could be in it. And Breitbart.

  • TeddyKGB

    My gaydar detector just squirted mayonnaise everywhere.

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=505345]smitallica[/re]: I’d say Matthew Continetti tops your list but, yes, Breitbart makes the cut.

    http://static.crooksandliars.com/files/movieimages/2009/12/11270.jpg

  • Extemporanus

    [re=505340]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’m guessing it’s a “Watergate, Jr.”, which is a cocktail consisting of equal parts post-nasal drip, pre-cum, and tranny tears shaken in a used douche bag and served straight up.

  • imissopus

    I thought L.A. seemed particularly bright and sunny this weekend.

  • qwerty42

    teh acornz are behind it!!! Breitbart sez so (thankz to TPM)

  • teebob2000

    I thought the smug, self-satisfied little “thank you” at the end a nice (and unexpected) touch of etiquette.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    When lacking coherent thoughts, drink and cuss.

  • Sleeves

    [re=505328]progressiveinga[/re]: Tim Gunn is among the last of the born-risible Boomers. Breitbart couldn’t get an honorary into Generation Jones from an unaccredited Independent Domain Registrar.

  • dijetlo

    “Why am I happy to travel across the country…”?
    It makes it that much harder for the US Marshalls to find you.
    Everybody knows that.
    BTW, Andy, they’ve got your mothers basement staked out, so you’d better keep moving…
    and stop getting drunk, if you pass out they’ll pop you for sure.

  • norbizness

    He’s like the John Mitchell of the 21st century Watergaters, except that it’s his own man-tit caught in a wringer.

  • smitallica

    [re=505358]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Oh fuck. I forgot about that guy. When I saw him on Bill Maher’s show I thought Jeffrey Toobin was gonna knock his punk ass out. And when you get Toobin all riled up, you now you’re a fucking world-class douche.

  • Ducksworthy

    [re=505342]Alexander the Large[/re]: Or dead of an overdose.

  • JMP

    [re=505335]Way Cool Larry[/re]: The decadent bastards are the bank & other financial executives who bankrupted our economy and yet are still giving themselves massive bonuses.

    Oh wait, you meant who does Brietbart mean by the decadent bastards. In that case, it’s any poor people who manage to find any joy in life and do not properly grovel before their betters.

  • El Pinche

    [re=505356]TeddyKGB[/re]: Hahahaha

  • DP

    [re=505359]Extemporanus[/re]: With a twist!

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=505359]Extemporanus[/re]:

    “The Jimmy Olson”:

    one part Glenn’s Ball Sweat
    one part eye of Newt
    one part unicorn puree
    strained through K-Lo’s giant underpants
    garnished with a liberal dash of poppycock

  • Guppy06

    [re=505340]bitchincamaro[/re]: Same stuff as Peggy Noonan.

  • Come here a minute

    There aren’t enough of his Watergate Jr.’s to take on all of us Decadent Bastards.

    He feels the pain of everyone
    Then he feels nothing

  • GayInMaine

    Oh my God, I’m not that gay. And I’m pretty damn gay.

  • AlphaLiberal

    Is it me or does Breitbart sound gay? Really gay?

    But he’s also a sourpuss. So, he’s, what, a gay sourpuss?

    He’s very confusing!

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=505366]qwerty42[/re]: I’ve been waiting for Breitbart to expose how ACORN is DOJ’s puppetmaster. It’s another step in the long process of revealing how an elaborate network of poor inner-city blacks have secrretly manipulated the Federal government to benefit them for the last eighty years.

  • HipHopOpotamus

    [re=505343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Now now now… OJ said he didn’t do it, so it’s obvs the truth. (In)famous people don’t lie!

  • Bearbloke

    [re=505390]DP[/re]: “With an anal twist!”

    /fixed

  • Bearbloke

    [re=505406]SayItWithWookies[/re]: sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ixnay on the ullshitebay…

  • Prommie

    These people do not live in the “reality based” community, they create their own reality. Breitbart is Angry and Stern because he is engaged in the Serious Work or Rescuing Civilization from the Forces of Evil. “They” may mock him (the deluded, misguided, or stupid scoffers) but he is engaged in a Crusade To Save The World. The voices in his head sound like the movie trailer guy, when he thinks about himself, and he Shouts in Capital Letters when he thinks.

    Henry IV at Agincourt, thats who he thinks he is.

  • Tommmcatt

    [re=505400]GayInMaine[/re]:

    Right? I’d have to wear panties and capri pants to get that gay.

  • One Yield Regular

    Golly. He seems like such a lovable lug, such a warm, tender, sensitive, huggable teddy bear of a sweet guy. Nonetheless, the premature grey and the pouty face lead me to think that just maybe he could use a kitten. Anybody want to send Andrew Breitbart a kitten? Everybody?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Geez, you guys aren’t kidding about the gay thing.

  • ThisIsNotAnAvatar

    Is that a vertical smile on your veritable ass, or is it just a cracker’s crack?

  • El Pinche

    [re=505424]One Yield Regular[/re]: I’m fresh out of kittens, but I have some spare bags of dick. Free shipping!!

  • AlphaLiberal

    [re=505424]One Yield Regular[/re]: Poor kitten doesn’t deserve that.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=505390]DP[/re]: [re=505413]Bearbloke[/re]: Better make his a double.

    [re=505394]bitchincamaro[/re]: “DRAAAINNNAAAGE!”

  • Gopherit

    [re=505428]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: So what? He likes decadent bastards to go down? What’s so gay about that?

  • dinkybossetti

    Whoa. I live in Manchester, NH. I thought the vibration in the air was over Milan Lucic’s autograph signing event at the Mall of New Hampshire. I had no idea the last days of disco were (finally!) being declared and decadent bastards were going down right here in my town.

  • Bearbloke

    This Breitfart prat seems to be spending quite a bit of his time and capital on defending the Watergate Jr. teabuggers and their crimial/terrorist activities…. hmmm, doesn’t your country have laws regarding the funding of terrorism and crimial activities…..?

    “Mr. Breitbart, the FBI is ringing on line one, and your lawyer is on line two – shall I three way these calls to you?”

  • AlphaLiberal

    [re=505456]dinkybossetti[/re]: I didn’t notice that before. Wild applause from the conservatives assembled for “these decadent bastards are going down.” What is it a gay porn theater?

  • TeddyKGB

    Wow, I was making gay jokes about Andrew Breitbart before I even knew he was under Matt Drudge for years and still occasionally does favors for him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drudge_Report#Origins

  • chaste everywhere

    From the best MST3K short ever, “Mr. B. Natural”:
    “Oscar Wilde only dreamed of being this gay.”

  • Mr Blifil

    Here’s one guy who’s intimately acquainted with “gag orders,” rubber balls, giant fist dildos, whatever…

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Shorter Andrew Buttboy: I just can’t quit you, David Shuster!

  • S.Luggo

    [re=505343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Actually, what mister big-city, smart guy attorney for Pimpy O’Keefe said was, “there were no intentions [plural] to bug phones [plural]”.

    Gotta listen close when lawyers speak. They’ll tricks you and deceives you.

  • qwerty42

    [re=505406]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’ve been waiting for Breitbart to expose how ACORN is DOJ’s puppetmaster.
    Does hand-waving count? What about saying that ACORN is behind all of it? Maybe they are also being aided by the dreaded “SEIU thugs”.

  • desertwind

    Didn’t watch Breitfart, but I’ve got a question.

    When the three stooges (O’Douche, Dai and that other guy) were released from to spend the night at Wetmore’s crib (while Flanagan went to dad’s? the Pelican Thingie? ground?), the judge told them they couldn’t talk about the case.

    So, how come O’Keefe is “allowed” to blab about the case all over hell and creation?

    Cannot wait for the judge to flip out and revoke his bond. Please.

  • M Lite

    How much does one have to pay to listen to this teabag masturbating bullshit? What the hell is he talking about? Was McPimpin cleared of all charges and Wonkette didn’t inform us?

  • desertwind

    Woah! Okay. I just watched a few seconds with the sound off.

    I’m not surprised Breitbart is gay, but man — drunk as all get out, ain’t he?

  • engulfedinflames

    The longer I watched (no audio) the pinker the microphone became.

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    If the camera were to shoot his leg positioning, we’d see each foot as an extension of its side’s respective podium base.

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=505539]M Lite[/re]: This is a time honored Atwater strategy. While an investigation is forming and court hearings are in the offing, you pretend the trial already happened and that the party whose image you are attempting to rehabilitate has been exonerated and most importantly emerged a winner.

  • Rajul

    I was gonna ask if anyone else saw the gayness shining from Breitbart like a giant rainbow, but then I read the posts.

  • El Pinche

    [re=505607]Rajul[/re]: Yeah, someone up there squirted mayonnaise cuz their gaydar was pegged.

  • Jim89048

    [re=505605]Mr Blifil[/re]: Kinda like when palin said she had been cleared of any wrongdoing, right?

  • schvitzatura

    So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
    To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that teabagger glow.

  • clientnumber8

    PAGING LARRY FLINT! Someone needs to put a bounty on this guy’s sexual proclivities. I’ve got $5 on it.

  • clientnumber8

    FLYNT, gah, mybad.

  • drpangloss

    Henry V at Agincourt. Henry IV: the Quickening and Henry IV: Electric Buggaloo.

    Andrew Briebart at teabagville! For Our Freedombs!

  • SkoalRebel

    That’s a pretty harsh way to talk about those four “investigative journalists.” They’re your own employees!

  • Lutipold

    “LET’S TAKE DOWN THESE DECADENT BASTARDS” he said and then sipped his cognac.

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